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I left behind at least 10 I.Q. points in that movie theater.  I used to have respect for John Malkovich.  I had a crush on Helen Mirren before that movie.  (Don't laugh, rent "A Thief a Cook and His Wife")  I will never be able to look at their faces again without this embarassing movie flaring up in my mind.  Bruce Willis was and always will be Bruce Willis, so who cares?  On the other hand, I now have a crush on Mary Louise Parker, assisted by the sex scene in "Weeds" two weeks ago.