CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, CHC all pisspoor in 2009.

[Kermit, B.]

Bump.

"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "

That writer sure loves snatch.

I bet he has two thumbs, too.

[Internet Apex]

Bump.

"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "

That writer sure loves snatch.

I bet he has two thumbs, too.

[Kermit, B.]

Bump.

"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "

That writer sure loves snatch.

I bet he has two thumbs, too.

I just watched that the other night, too.  STAY OUT OF MY HEAD, DESIPIO.

[Internet Apex]

Bump.

"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "

That writer sure loves snatch.

I bet he has two thumbs, too.

I just watched that the other night, too.  STAY OUT OF MY HEAD, DESIPIO.

It's my second favorite movie of all time after Lebowski.

[Kermit, B.]

Bump.

"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "

That writer sure loves snatch.

I bet he has two thumbs, too.

I just watched that the other night, too.  STAY OUT OF MY HEAD, DESIPIO.

It's my second favorite movie of all time after Lebowski.

You should watch more movies.

[Internet Apex]

Bump.

"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "

That writer sure loves snatch.

I bet he has two thumbs, too.

I just watched that the other night, too.  STAY OUT OF MY HEAD, DESIPIO.

It's my second favorite movie of all time after Lebowski.

You should watch more movies.

THIS.

[oldstyle40oz]

Must be that time of year:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Appo7D8nAWQKvhOeV1X.QrMRvLYF?slug=ap-cardinals-drunkdriving&prov=ap&type=lgns

[BH]

Bump. www.rotoworld.com

"Pirates signed LHP Neal Cotts to a minor league contract.
Cotts, 30 in March, underwent Tommy John surgery in July and is not expected to be ready until the middle of next season. He posted a 7.36 ERA and 2.09 WHIP in 19 appearances in '09 and has a 4.63 ERA in parts of seven major league seasons. When healthy, the lefty will have a shot at breaking into the Pirates' bullpen. Cotts received an invitation to spring training. "

[Internet Apex]

Is this... what year is this?

[Weebs]

Bump. www.rotoworld.com

"Pirates signed LHP Neal Cotts to a minor league contract.
Cotts, 30 in March, underwent Tommy John surgery in July and is not expected to be ready until the middle of next season. He posted a 7.36 ERA and 2.09 WHIP in 19 appearances in '09 and has a 4.63 ERA in parts of seven major league seasons. When healthy, the lefty will have a shot at breaking into the Pirates' bullpen. Cotts received an invitation to spring training. "

This is fantastic news.  For some reason, I thought Neal Cotts was still on the Cubs' roster.

[CBStew]

Bump. www.rotoworld.com

"Pirates signed LHP Neal Cotts to a minor league contract.
Cotts, 30 in March, underwent Tommy John surgery in July and is not expected to be ready until the middle of next season. He posted a 7.36 ERA and 2.09 WHIP in 19 appearances in '09 and has a 4.63 ERA in parts of seven major league seasons. When healthy, the lefty will have a shot at breaking into the Pirates' bullpen. Cotts received an invitation to spring training. "

This is fantastic news.  For some reason, I thought Neal Cotts was still on the Cubs' roster.

It would be more fantastic if the Cards had signed him.

[Internet Apex]

Bump. www.rotoworld.com

"Pirates signed LHP Neal Cotts to a minor league contract.
Cotts, 30 in March, underwent Tommy John surgery in July and is not expected to be ready until the middle of next season. He posted a 7.36 ERA and 2.09 WHIP in 19 appearances in '09 and has a 4.63 ERA in parts of seven major league seasons. When healthy, the lefty will have a shot at breaking into the Pirates' bullpen. Cotts received an invitation to spring training. "

This is fantastic news.  For some reason, I thought Neal Cotts was still on the Cubs' roster.

It would be more fantastic if the Cards had signed him.

Why!?! So they could pump him full of HGH and set Dr. Duncan to work on his mechanics until he's a lefthanded, pornstachioed Mariano Rivera? DOOOOM!!!!

[Bonk]

This made me laugh a little bit, although I hate admitting a Tards fan thought of it first.