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Tonker

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GET IN THE HOLE!
« on: May 06, 2011, 08:00:06 AM »
Ballesteros is on the eighteenth green.  C'mon Seve, don't Zsa Zsa me about...
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Re: GET IN THE HOLE!
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2011, 08:06:59 AM »
You just JINXED yourself.

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Re: GET IN THE HOLE!
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2011, 01:52:25 AM »
Jinx?  I laugh in the face of your jinx!  Tonk is on the board, bitches.

Oh, yeah.  He was a hell of a golfer.
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Re: GET IN THE HOLE!
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2011, 03:28:35 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 01:52:25 AM
Jinx?  I laugh in the face of your jinx!  Tonk is on the board, bitches.

Those are metric points. Given your company in this enterprise, I suggest a manly competition.
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Re: GET IN THE HOLE!
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2011, 11:39:51 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 01:52:25 AM
Jinx?  I laugh in the face of your jinx!  Tonk is on the board, bitches.

And... TDubbs has his second kill.

Ballesteros is also the youngest death of the season, besting Osama by 25 days.

Which raises a question, Tonk: why are you even coming to America if you hate it so much?
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Re: GET IN THE HOLE!
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2011, 02:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 01:52:25 AM
Jinx?  I laugh in the face of your jinx!  Tonk is on the board, bitches.

Oh, yeah.  He was a hell of a golfer.

I opened that link and the color scheme/layout made me think I was reading The Onion. I didn't "get" the headline.

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Re: GET IN THE HOLE!
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2011, 08:48:13 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on May 07, 2011, 02:20:17 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 01:52:25 AM
Jinx?  I laugh in the face of your jinx!  Tonk is on the board, bitches.

Oh, yeah.  He was a hell of a golfer.

I opened that link and the color scheme/layout made me think I was reading The Onion. I didn't "get" the headline.

That headline was hilarious!