Avengers: Infinity War

[Tonker]

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[Yeti]

yawn

[Bort]

HOLY
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[Chuck to Chuck]

It's good, but the number of announced upcoming films really takes away any emotional heft at the end.

But massive kudos for making a story with this many characters not just comprehensible, but fun.

Aside: Middle Murton and I did a double feature with Black Panther first, then Infinity War immediately after. Very glad we did that given how much of the movie takes place in Wauconda. I think even Al Salvi had a bit part.

[Bort]

It's good, but the number of announced upcoming films really takes away any emotional heft at the end.

But massive kudos for making a story with this many characters not just comprehensible, but fun.

Aside: Middle Murton and I did a double feature with Black Panther first, then Infinity War immediately after. Very glad we did that given how much of the movie takes place in Wauconda. I think even Al Salvi had a bit part.

You are so Illinois it hurts.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

It's good, but the number of announced upcoming films really takes away any emotional heft at the end.

But massive kudos for making a story with this many characters not just comprehensible, but fun.

Aside: Middle Murton and I did a double feature with Black Panther first, then Infinity War immediately after. Very glad we did that given how much of the movie takes place in Wauconda. I think even Al Salvi had a bit part.

You are so Illinois it hurts.

Bolding "Al Salvi" would have illustrated the point more.  Fucking Christ I hadn't thought of that guy in years

[Chuck to Chuck]

It's good, but the number of announced upcoming films really takes away any emotional heft at the end.

But massive kudos for making a story with this many characters not just comprehensible, but fun.

Aside: Middle Murton and I did a double feature with Black Panther first, then Infinity War immediately after. Very glad we did that given how much of the movie takes place in Wauconda. I think even Al Salvi had a bit part.

You are so Illinois it hurts.

Bolding "Al Salvi" would have illustrated the point more.  Fucking Christ I hadn't thought of that guy in years

Holy shit. I was not expecting to make a joke trolling TJ and Salvi's in the news the SAME DAY.

He was going to run for governor yesterday. Until he wasn't.

[Chuck to Chuck]

FYI: http://wgntv.com/2018/02/24/wauconda-il-is-not-wakanda-but-black-panther-fans-are-pretending-it-is/

[Wheezer]

HOLY
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Having just seen this last night, I agree. There is no way I can think of to make a more aimless movie. The Carol Burnett Show was more sophisticated in composition.

For some reason, these are being aired in reverse order, so I'm catching the last two-thirds of Endgame now. Look: Your most interesting character is a CGI weasel. Giving Hulk a Cockney accent would have been an improvement.

And everybody is on a fucking lapidary adventure. Buy a rock tumbler and go home.

[Edit.---It's a damn shame that the Fantastic Four movies all apparently sucked perianal fistulae. I never followed any of the Avengers characters when I was a kid and literally bought the comics off a rotating display in the front of the Ben Franklin.]

[JD]

HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

Having just seen this last night, I agree. There is no way I can think of to make a more aimless movie. The Carol Burnett Show was more sophisticated in composition.

For some reason, these are being aired in reverse order, so I'm catching the last two-thirds of Endgame now. Look: Your most interesting character is a CGI weasel. Giving Hulk a Cockney accent would have been an improvement.

And everybody is on a fucking lapidary adventure. Buy a rock tumbler and go home.

[Edit.---It's a damn shame that the Fantastic Four movies all apparently sucked perianal fistulae. I never followed any of the Avengers characters when I was a kid and literally bought the comics off a rotating display in the front of the Ben Franklin.]

I understand this Wheezer post and I agree.