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CBStew

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Things I found while I was supposed to be working
« on: December 27, 2012, 01:41:31 PM »
Time for a new thread for gems other than those on YouTube. 
Kicking off with a piece on Deadspin by Drew Magary:

http://deadspin.com/5924495/our-drew-magary-applied-for-a-spot-on-chopped-this-is-his-application
If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)

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Re: Things I found while I was supposed to be working
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2013, 01:32:57 AM »
One innocently attempts to survey word usage in whelk-cleaning instructions and what happens? This is what:



Just slice it like a normal person, already.
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Re: Things I found while I was supposed to be working
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2013, 03:12:01 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on January 19, 2013, 01:32:57 AM
One innocently attempts to survey word usage in whelk-cleaning instructions and what happens? This is what:



Just slice it like a normal person, already.


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Re: Things I found while I was supposed to be working
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2013, 02:24:26 PM »
Quote from: flannj on January 19, 2013, 03:12:01 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 19, 2013, 01:32:57 AM
One innocently attempts to survey word usage in whelk-cleaning instructions and what happens? This is what:



Just slice it like a normal person, already.

We missed you tonight.

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"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!