FUCK YOU CRANE KENNEY

[CBStew]

I might be daft (ok I am) but does anyone have a handy guide to all the reasons I should hate Crane Kenney? I know the holy water shit was his idea but as dumb as it was no one actually thinks that's why they lost.

Someone help me out.

I'm lost. My long-standing ambivalence toward Crane feels right. But I'm always up for some quality asshurt if there's any to be had. Let's light this candle.

He negotiated this stupid contract with the rooftops.

Under marching orders from Sam Zell most likely. Again, not sure why I hate Crane for that.

Roofie Contract is a pre-Zell deal.  Zell came in in 2007 or 2008.  Roofie deal was 2004.

...so he was passing out roofies?

[Brownie]

I might be daft (ok I am) but does anyone have a handy guide to all the reasons I should hate Crane Kenney? I know the holy water shit was his idea but as dumb as it was no one actually thinks that's why they lost.

Someone help me out.

I'm lost. My long-standing ambivalence toward Crane feels right. But I'm always up for some quality asshurt if there's any to be had. Let's light this candle.

He negotiated this stupid contract with the rooftops.

Under marching orders from Sam Zell most likely. Again, not sure why I hate Crane for that.

Roofie Contract is a pre-Zell deal.  Zell came in in 2007 or 2008.  Roofie deal was 2004.

...so he was passing out roofies?

[Yeti]

I might be daft (ok I am) but does anyone have a handy guide to all the reasons I should hate Crane Kenney? I know the holy water shit was his idea but as dumb as it was no one actually thinks that's why they lost.

Someone help me out.

I'm lost. My long-standing ambivalence toward Crane feels right. But I'm always up for some quality asshurt if there's any to be had. Let's light this candle.

He negotiated this stupid contract with the rooftops.

Under marching orders from Sam Zell most likely. Again, not sure why I hate Crane for that.

Roofie Contract is a pre-Zell deal.  Zell came in in 2007 or 2008.  Roofie deal was 2004.

...so he was passing out roofies?

How dare them have an ad campaign that they think will draw people to games?

[BH]

I might be daft (ok I am) but does anyone have a handy guide to all the reasons I should hate Crane Kenney? I know the holy water shit was his idea but as dumb as it was no one actually thinks that's why they lost.

Someone help me out.

I'm lost. My long-standing ambivalence toward Crane feels right. But I'm always up for some quality asshurt if there's any to be had. Let's light this candle.

He negotiated this stupid contract with the rooftops.

Under marching orders from Sam Zell most likely. Again, not sure why I hate Crane for that.

Roofie Contract is a pre-Zell deal.  Zell came in in 2007 or 2008.  Roofie deal was 2004.

...so he was passing out roofies?

How dare them have an ad campaign that they think will draw people to games?

It'd be sad if the other team threw a no hitter and she didn't remember it.

[InternetApex]

I might be daft (ok I am) but does anyone have a handy guide to all the reasons I should hate Crane Kenney? I know the holy water shit was his idea but as dumb as it was no one actually thinks that's why they lost.

Someone help me out.

I'm lost. My long-standing ambivalence toward Crane feels right. But I'm always up for some quality asshurt if there's any to be had. Let's light this candle.

He negotiated this stupid contract with the rooftops.

Under marching orders from Sam Zell most likely. Again, not sure why I hate Crane for that.

Roofie Contract is a pre-Zell deal.  Zell came in in 2007 or 2008.  Roofie deal was 2004.

...so he was passing out roofies?

How dare them have an ad campaign that they think will draw people to games?

It'd be sad if the other team threw a no hitter and she didn't remember it.

Christ on a bike. TJ's joke was that somebody roofied somebody. She won't remember it but he will. I actually LOL'd.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It'd be sad if the other team threw a no hitter and she didn't remember it.

John Baker says fuck your no-hitters.

[PenFoe]

It'd be sad if the other team threw a no hitter and she didn't remember it.

John Baker says fuck your no-hitters.

Jesus, people - it was the 7th inning.

Let's not act like the 3rd game of preseason is bullshit.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I might be daft (ok I am) but does anyone have a handy guide to all the reasons I should hate Crane Kenney? I know the holy water shit was his idea but as dumb as it was no one actually thinks that's why they lost.

Someone help me out.

I'm lost. My long-standing ambivalence toward Crane feels right. But I'm always up for some quality asshurt if there's any to be had. Let's light this candle.

He negotiated this stupid contract with the rooftops.

Under marching orders from Sam Zell most likely. Again, not sure why I hate Crane for that.

Roofie Contract is a pre-Zell deal.  Zell came in in 2007 or 2008.  Roofie deal was 2004.

...so he was passing out roofies?

How dare them have an ad campaign that they think will draw people to games?

It'd be sad if the other team threw a no hitter and she didn't remember it.

Christ on a bike. TJ's joke was that somebody roofied somebody. She won't remember it but he will. I actually LOL'd.

I'm honestly surprised Yeti didn't get the joke.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I might be daft (ok I am) but does anyone have a handy guide to all the reasons I should hate Crane Kenney? I know the holy water shit was his idea but as dumb as it was no one actually thinks that's why they lost.

Someone help me out.

I'm lost. My long-standing ambivalence toward Crane feels right. But I'm always up for some quality asshurt if there's any to be had. Let's light this candle.

He negotiated this stupid contract with the rooftops.

Under marching orders from Sam Zell most likely. Again, not sure why I hate Crane for that.

Roofie Contract is a pre-Zell deal.  Zell came in in 2007 or 2008.  Roofie deal was 2004.

...so he was passing out roofies?

How dare them have an ad campaign that they think will draw people to games?

It'd be sad if the other team threw a no hitter and she didn't remember it.

Christ on a bike. TJ's joke was that somebody roofied somebody. She won't remember it but he will. I actually LOL'd.

I'm honestly surprised Yeti didn't get the joke.

Yeti was upset the kid in the pic was a boy.

[CT III]

I might be daft (ok I am) but does anyone have a handy guide to all the reasons I should hate Crane Kenney? I know the holy water shit was his idea but as dumb as it was no one actually thinks that's why they lost.

Someone help me out.

From this, here are some. It was rumored he also gave Soriano an 8 year deal, overruling Hendry who wanted 5 years.

"But there have also been several missteps along the way, including the failed proposal in 2010 to add an 8 percent surcharge to tickets at every spring training ballpark in Arizona to help fund a new facility for the Cubs. White Sox Chairman Jerry Reinsdorf led a coalition of 14 Cactus League teams which successfully lobbied to the Arizona legislature to shelve the proposal.

During Kenney's brief term in charge of the front office at the end of 2011, when general manager Jim Hendry was fired and Ricketts decided not to hire an interim GM, he handed vice president of player personnel Oneri Fleita a four-year extension. The move shocked most observers, knowing any new GM the Cubs hired would likely bring in his own player personnel director."

Getting warmer.

He's not John McDonough.  That do anything for you?

In other words, he's not an executive for a successful SPORTZ franchise?

[Yeti]

I might be daft (ok I am) but does anyone have a handy guide to all the reasons I should hate Crane Kenney? I know the holy water shit was his idea but as dumb as it was no one actually thinks that's why they lost.

Someone help me out.

I'm lost. My long-standing ambivalence toward Crane feels right. But I'm always up for some quality asshurt if there's any to be had. Let's light this candle.

He negotiated this stupid contract with the rooftops.

Under marching orders from Sam Zell most likely. Again, not sure why I hate Crane for that.

Roofie Contract is a pre-Zell deal.  Zell came in in 2007 or 2008.  Roofie deal was 2004.

...so he was passing out roofies?

How dare them have an ad campaign that they think will draw people to games?

It'd be sad if the other team threw a no hitter and she didn't remember it.

Christ on a bike. TJ's joke was that somebody roofied somebody. She won't remember it but he will. I actually LOL'd.

I'm honestly surprised Yeti didn't get the joke.

Yeti was upset the kid in the pic was a boy.

because I glossed over the earlier parts. In other words, SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I might be daft (ok I am) but does anyone have a handy guide to all the reasons I should hate Crane Kenney? I know the holy water shit was his idea but as dumb as it was no one actually thinks that's why they lost.

Someone help me out.

I'm lost. My long-standing ambivalence toward Crane feels right. But I'm always up for some quality asshurt if there's any to be had. Let's light this candle.

He negotiated this stupid contract with the rooftops.

Under marching orders from Sam Zell most likely. Again, not sure why I hate Crane for that.

Roofie Contract is a pre-Zell deal.  Zell came in in 2007 or 2008.  Roofie deal was 2004.

...so he was passing out roofies?

How dare them have an ad campaign that they think will draw people to games?

It'd be sad if the other team threw a no hitter and she didn't remember it.

Christ on a bike. TJ's joke was that somebody roofied somebody. She won't remember it but he will. I actually LOL'd.

[Saul Goodman]

It'd be sad if the other team threw a no hitter and she didn't remember it.

Cubs legend John Baker says fuck your no-hitters.

Show some damn respect'd