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Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?

Yes, he's a fucking wizard.
No, wizards aren't real. But he's fucking amazing at what he does though.
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Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
« on: August 14, 2014, 08:46:15 AM »
I just thought he should have his own thread where we post articles and numbers that either confirm or don't confirm that he's a fucking wizard.
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Re: Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2014, 09:30:26 AM »
I can't prove he's not a wizard, so he must be a wizard.
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Re: Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2014, 07:04:08 PM »
Quote from: Tony on August 14, 2014, 09:30:26 AM
I can't prove he's not a wizard, so he must be a wizard.

I'm still not ruling out sorcerer, conjuror, necromancer, or warlock.
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Re: Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2016, 01:15:29 PM »
Yes.
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Re: Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2016, 01:30:07 PM »
Quote from: Bort on August 14, 2014, 07:04:08 PM
Quote from: Tony on August 14, 2014, 09:30:26 AM
I can't prove he's not a wizard, so he must be a wizard.

I'm still not ruling out sorcerer, conjuror, necromancer, or warlock.

Javy Baez is the "motherfucking sorcerer." Wizard, conjuror, necromancer, and warlock are still in play.
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Re: Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2016, 01:44:53 PM »
The only way of finding out is to throw him into Lake Michigan.  If he drowns he wasn't a wizard.  If he floats he is a wizard and we must burn him.
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Re: Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2016, 01:53:07 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on November 04, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
The only way of finding out is to throw him into Lake Michigan.  If he drowns he wasn't a wizard.  If he floats he is a wizard and we must burn him.

You could see if he weighs more than a duck.
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Re: Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2016, 02:12:23 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 04, 2016, 01:53:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 04, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
The only way of finding out is to throw him into Lake Michigan.  If he drowns he wasn't a wizard.  If he floats he is a wizard and we must burn him.

You could see if he weighs more than a duck.

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Re: Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2016, 05:19:57 PM »
I love this fucking place.
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Re: Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
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Re: Is Chris Bosio a fucking wizard?
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2018, 02:52:56 PM »
By wizard, did you mean Grand Wizard?

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