He's Gone To Rest In the Sky With All Of Those Dingers He Served Up

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Ruben suffered a heart attack while playing in a company softball game for his employer and was taken from this Earth at far too young of an age.

Quite a way to go.

How many recently deceased young ex-Cubs pitchers is that now? Kevin Foster, Rod Beck, aren't there some more I'm missing?

Reggie Patterson. Frank Castillo.

By the way, news of Reggie Patterson's death would probably come as rather distressing news to...Reggie Patterson, who is very much alive (though he was shot in South America during Winter Ball in 1984).

All the Pattersons are dead to Chuck.

Ken Patterson, too?  What about Bob?

NOBODY FUCKS WITH DOCTOR GLOVE!!!

My own nickname for Bob Patterson was "Stitch" since that's all he did in the bullpen.  I liked Bob.

Ken, however--acquired along with Sammy Sosa from the White Sox for George Bell-- can rot in hell.  That guy fucking sucked.

[PenFoe]

Steve Traschel better watch his back.