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Pretzel Rolls.  Some call them the best bread since sliced bread.  Others think they are awful "faux bread." What say you?

Best sandwich bread EVAR
Very tasty
I'll eat it if I have to
I reject the pretzel bun out of hand, as it is unnatural.
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CBStew

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2012, 12:04:49 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on February 19, 2012, 03:16:28 AM
If this doesn't convince you people, nothing will. Compare the alleged seed syllable found on the flying skull of the original Ahkon Lhamo to the documentation above, as well as the general resemblance of the kapala to the precious "rolls."



[Edit.--I should hope the possible connection to Ernst Schäfer is apparent here. Now, how far was the Hotel Martinet from Canarsie, anyway, and thence to Grover's Mill? I'm looking at you, Alyce Zeoli.]

Thank you for sharing this picture from your recent colonoscopy.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2012, 11:22:51 AM »


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Wheezer

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2012, 12:31:14 PM »
They forgot to label it as "artisan."
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2012, 08:05:49 AM »

those are actually pretty damn good.
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Wheezer

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2012, 02:28:45 PM »
Now that I think about it, proselytizers for "potato bread" kind of get on my nerves as well.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2012, 06:50:49 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on February 23, 2012, 12:04:49 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 19, 2012, 03:16:28 AM
If this doesn't convince you people, nothing will. Compare the alleged seed syllable found on the flying skull of the original Ahkon Lhamo to the documentation above, as well as the general resemblance of the kapala to the precious "rolls."



[Edit.--I should hope the possible connection to Ernst Schäfer is apparent here. Now, how far was the Hotel Martinet from Canarsie, anyway, and thence to Grover's Mill? I'm looking at you, Alyce Zeoli.]

Thank you for sharing this picture from your recent colonoscopy.

I present you with canned huitlacoche

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2017, 12:39:13 AM »
I first noticed these for sale just last Wednesday. Contemplate what you have wraught.

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CBStew

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2017, 12:08:18 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2017, 12:39:13 AM
I first noticed these for sale just last Wednesday. Contemplate what you have wraught.


I can't begin to picture the manufacturing process.  Or is this a specific part of the chicken that I don't know about?  Do they force the chicken to eat pretzels before they slaughter it?  If it is ever on the Food Network please let us know. 
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2017, 12:40:29 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 06, 2017, 12:08:18 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2017, 12:39:13 AM
I first noticed these for sale just last Wednesday. Contemplate what you have wraught.


I can't begin to picture the manufacturing process.  Or is this a specific part of the chicken that I don't know about?  Do they force the chicken to eat pretzels before they slaughter it?  If it is ever on the Food Network please let us know. 

Coating anything in pretzel breadcrumbs is easy enough, but I dread to think how they get chicken into rings.  Do they hollow it out, like a squid?
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