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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #225 on: April 10, 2008, 12:48:48 PM »
Ice Cube's jimmy runs deep. So deep.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #226 on: April 10, 2008, 12:51:16 PM »
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 10, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Ice Cube's jimmy runs deep. So deep.

Even deeper on days when his mamma cooks him breakfast with no hog.
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #227 on: April 10, 2008, 02:13:22 PM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 10, 2008, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 10, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Ice Cube's jimmy runs deep. So deep.

Even deeper on days when his mamma cooks him breakfast with no hog.
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I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #228 on: April 10, 2008, 07:27:30 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 10, 2008, 02:13:22 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 10, 2008, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 10, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Ice Cube's jimmy runs deep. So deep.

Even deeper on days when his mamma cooks him breakfast with no hog.


I love those things. If there's a lull in the Sadr City shit you're wading through this week, could you post some more? That'd be sweet.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #229 on: April 11, 2008, 07:26:41 AM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 10, 2008, 07:27:30 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 10, 2008, 02:13:22 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 10, 2008, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 10, 2008, 12:48:48 PM
Ice Cube's jimmy runs deep. So deep.

Even deeper on days when his mamma cooks him breakfast with no hog.

I love those things. If there's a lull in the Sadr City shit you're wading through this week, could you post some more? That'd be sweet.

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/ has these, even linked to the youtube videos of the songs they model.

One of my favorites:


I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #230 on: April 11, 2008, 12:26:38 PM »
This is my favorites.



These are pretty good, too.







Validated by Thrillho - Vicinity WG543441 on or about 102345AUG08

I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #231 on: April 11, 2008, 03:16:10 PM »


I put the tards next to Dale Peck.
Geovany Soto is my own personal jebus.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #232 on: April 11, 2008, 04:33:13 PM »
For some reason, nothing pleases me more than the various charts, graphs, and diagrams I find on this interwebs message board.

It took me 6 weeks to stop laughing at Chuck D's graphical thesis on rawGRIT from last year.

Classic.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #233 on: April 15, 2008, 08:42:46 PM »
He just hit an absolute bomb.  You heard it in the Shoutbox first.  .330, 35 bizzombs.

And when he was running off the field with Fontenot and Theriot, he looked like he was running off with two of his illegitimate white children.  Seriously, how tiny are those to ALE-ESS-EWE gritters?
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #234 on: April 15, 2008, 08:43:58 PM »
Cojones the size of basketballs.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #235 on: April 15, 2008, 10:08:26 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on April 15, 2008, 08:42:46 PM
He just hit an absolute bomb.  You heard it in the Shoutbox first.  .330, 35 bizzombs.

And when he was running off the field with Fontenot and Theriot, he looked like he was running off with two of his illegitimate white children.  Seriously, how tiny are those to ALE-ESS-EWE gritters?

Tiny, yes, but they pack a punch.

2-run bomb, Ryan Theriot?

You're darn tootin'.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #236 on: April 17, 2008, 07:18:15 AM »
I want to make sex on DLEE
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #237 on: April 17, 2008, 08:28:32 AM »

He is in full Derecles effect.
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #238 on: April 17, 2008, 09:40:50 AM »
I'm glad DLee looks like he's going to prove me wrong.  Anytime Felix would like to hop on board that train would be ok by me too.
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #239 on: April 17, 2008, 09:41:40 AM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 17, 2008, 09:40:50 AM
I'm glad DLee looks like he's going to prove me wrong.  Anytime Felix would like to hop on board that train would be ok by me too.
You could also mention your Soto rightness.