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Denny Crane

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #45 on: June 02, 2005, 12:11:39 PM »
How about the Second Coming of Christ??
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #46 on: June 02, 2005, 12:12:09 PM »
Quote from: caramis on June 02, 2005, 11:57:02 AM
I'm still partial to "Total Badass"
Hey, that's my nickname!

Uh, no, actually, mine is "Total Jackass"
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Mike D.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2005, 12:12:29 PM »
How about "Young Pujols"?

Emphasis on "Young"

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Denny Crane

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #48 on: June 02, 2005, 12:15:09 PM »
Or we could call him the WMD?
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My father, God rest his soul, told me the best sex he ever had was with one-legged women. Something about positional play. I don't know. I've always wondered.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2005, 01:35:30 PM »
I like the WMD... what about the savior?
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #50 on: June 02, 2005, 01:41:24 PM »
D-Lee has some awesome stats through 6/1 and is easily the NL MVP at this point, but I also remember April/May 2004 and September 2004, so let's not get crazy yet. I am hoping that his adjustment to a new team/ballpark and his father's legal problems were the cause of those long slumps last year and I hope like hell that he leads this team into the post-season this year and for several years to come, but let's try to avoid sounding like Sox/Garland fans.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #51 on: June 02, 2005, 01:56:55 PM »
I've got it...Since in many cases Derrek dictates the outcome of many games.. He should be known as the Dictator!!
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2005, 02:03:50 PM »
Quote from: Ivy6 on June 02, 2005, 11:39:14 AM
Quote from: HollywoodCubbie on June 02, 2005, 02:01:51 AM
He needs a nickname!

The Adverb.

Over how many heads did this one sail?
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #53 on: June 02, 2005, 02:33:22 PM »
Quote from: bozos72 on June 02, 2005, 02:03:50 PM
Over how many heads did this one sail?

---slowly raising hand---

GO YANKEES!
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #54 on: June 02, 2005, 03:20:27 PM »
If only Chip were still around to bleet out things like, "That ball is absolute-LEE belted!"
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #55 on: June 02, 2005, 04:37:48 PM »
Quote from: Mike D. on June 02, 2005, 02:33:22 PM
Quote from: bozos72 on June 02, 2005, 02:03:50 PM
Over how many heads did this one sail?

---slowly raising hand---

GO YANKEES!

D-Lee...like an ending to an adverb (absurdly or absolutely)...I actually thought it was clever, but I'm a dork...way too clever for Chippy.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #56 on: June 03, 2005, 01:24:55 AM »
I would have got it if you said "Dee-adverb"
oh wait...no I wouldn't have...
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #57 on: June 03, 2005, 03:00:08 AM »
Quote from: Chuck on June 02, 2005, 09:55:06 AM
Sure it's gay.  It's also the best I could thin of.

I'll do the thinnin' around here, Babbalooey!
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2005, 03:01:30 AM »
Quote from: Andy on June 02, 2005, 03:20:27 PM
If only Chip were still around to bleet out things like, "That ball is absolute-LEE belted!"

Also, how many M-V-LEE jokes?
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #59 on: June 03, 2005, 08:11:03 AM »
Probably none, this is the same Chip who tried to give Derrek's Gold Glove away to Albie all last year.
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