Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread

[thehawk]

Bump for a HR that reminded me of Sosa at the Home Run Derby in Beertown.

[SKO]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

[Slaky]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

[SKO]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?

[Yeti]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?

Micah's right were you want him. You want your best players in reserve so you can use him WHEN IT MATTERS, IDITO

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?

Micah's right were you want him. You want your best players in reserve so you can use him WHEN IT MATTERS, IDITO

So, he's the critical piece of the Cubs SNEAK ATTACK?

These guys are brilliant.

[Internet Apex]

This Brewer pitching staff is one for the history books. I can't wait to see the monster numbers they put up. FUNGFUNGFUNG!!!!!

[SKO]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?

Micah's right were you want him. You want your best players in reserve so you can use him WHEN IT MATTERS, IDITO

So, he's the critical piece of the Cubs SNEAK ATTACK?

These guys are brilliant.

His .687 OPS at Iowa has lulled the entire league into a false sense of security. The Cubs will string along around .500 until the All Star Break, at which point they reveal the 50 Theriot Roster. They form into a Voltron like being which MICHAWH HOUFPOAEER pilots.

[Internet Apex]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?

Micah's right were you want him. You want your best players in reserve so you can use him WHEN IT MATTERS, IDITO

So, he's the critical piece of the Cubs SNEAK ATTACK?

These guys are brilliant.

His .687 OPS at Iowa has lulled the entire league into a false sense of security. The Cubs will string along around .500 until the All Star Break, at which point they reveal the 50 Theriot Roster. They form into a Voltron like being which MICHAWH HOUFPOAEER pilots.

They form like Voltron and Poofpower happens to be the head.

[CT III]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.

BUMP. How has this been dormant all year? He's been in a mini-slump but a good April overall.

Because he's been 4 his last 30 or something.

Are you suggesting we start MICAHW HOAUFPOWER?

Micah's right were you want him. You want your best players in reserve so you can use him WHEN IT MATTERS, IDITO

So, he's the critical piece of the Cubs SNEAK ATTACK?

These guys are brilliant.

His .687 OPS at Iowa has lulled the entire league into a false sense of security. The Cubs will string along around .500 until the All Star Break, at which point they reveal the 50 Theriot Roster. They form into a Voltron like being which MICHAWH HOUFPOAEER pilots.

Of course he's not hitting in Iowa, the kid already proved he can hit in the majors, and now the Cubs send him down and wreck his confidence, instead of doing the smart thing and trading
Lee to open up a spot for him.  Another 30 year old prospect, ruined.

Nice choice, Jim.

[Andy]

Off topic, but it's my site so go screw.

The Brewers had just come off a three gamer in Pissburgh where they outscored the Pirates 36-1.  Then they came home and dumped three to the Cubs 25-4.  I can't wait for the Cubs to hang 40 on the Pirates May 4.

[Internet Apex]

Off topic, but it's my site so go screw.

The Brewers had just come off a three gamer in Pissburgh where they outscored the Pirates 36-1.  Then they came home and dumped three to the Cubs 25-4.  I can't wait for the Cubs to hang 40 on the Pirates May 4.

I think this belongs in the extremely nascent "Save some fucking runs for tomorrow thread."

[Waco Kid]

Off topic, but it's my site so go screw.

The Brewers had just come off a three gamer in Pissburgh where they outscored the Pirates 36-1.  Then they came home and dumped three to the Cubs 25-4.  I can't wait for the Cubs to hang 40 on the Pirates May 4.

Right next to the definition of suck in Webster's Dictionary are pictures of the Brewers pitching staff.

[Internet Apex]

Off topic, but it's my site so go screw.

The Brewers had just come off a three gamer in Pissburgh where they outscored the Pirates 36-1.  Then they came home and dumped three to the Cubs 25-4.  I can't wait for the Cubs to hang 40 on the Pirates May 4.

Right next to the definition of suck in Webster's Dictionary are pictures of the Brewers pitching staff.

Who needs Turdthrow when you've got LaBlow. Also: Dave Bush, Jeff Suppan, Doug Davis and Randy Wolfe? How many fifth starters do they need to roster?

[Powdered Toast Man]

Off topic, but it's my site so go screw.

The Brewers had just come off a three gamer in Pissburgh where they outscored the Pirates 36-1.  Then they came home and dumped three to the Cubs 25-4.  I can't wait for the Cubs to hang 40 on the Pirates May 4.

Over/under on the opposite happening?