Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread

[Kermit]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

I shelled out $40 something bucks for him in my fantasy draft.  Worth every penny.

When teh ablls are talking to other, cooler ablls, they refer to them as teh Ele.

[JS]

I positive Derrek Lee.

[Apexx]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes me want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

[Slaky!]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

I enjoyed reading Seabiscuit's column about that October Rising movie and hearing Lee laughing about the scene where he gets a hit off Prior in Game 6. Wait, no I didn't. I didn't enjoy that at all.

Gahhhhhh!

I'm not bitter, or anything.

[Kermit]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

[JS]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

For me, he's got a very long way to go to catch Neifi, Jose F'n Macias, & Alex Gonzales.

[Apexx]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

For me, he's got a very long way to go to catch Neifi, Jose F'n Macias, & Alex Gonzales.

The real thing starts in less than two weeks. I expect he'll be able to make up some serious ground on most of the people on our lists. He'll never be in position to top that sack of shit Gonzalez.

But this is a Lee Sploogefest. Enough of negative already.

[JD, Too]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

[Apexx]

Hit number 22 is a ground rule double past teh Lgadiator. Hank scores. De Suck scores. 4-3 Cubbies, Bottom 2. Those back to back homers that Marquis gave up to two people named Gerald Laird and Ramon Vasquez are swept away. Away! Off the porch like a bunch of old beer cans.

God, start the season now! D.Lee is rea... eh, better give our pitchers another week or two. Or three.

EDIT to include D.Lee's new batting avg.: .537 (Sick!)

[Kermit]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

[Apexx]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Racist. MODS!

[Kermit]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Racist. MODS!

Yeah?  What do you need?

[Neifilicious]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Racist. MODS!

Yeah?  What do you need?

In before lock!

Yay!  :smiliefaceemoticon

[JD, Too]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

I know.  And you're not the only one.  I feel like I'm all alone.

HE'S A CHICKEN!