Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread

[Apexx]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Racist. MODS!

Yeah?  What do you need?

I can't sleep. I keep dreaming about Jer-oh-my and his retard face and big loopy retard swing in a Cub uniform getting picked off third with no outs in a tie game. It makes me want to hurt myself.

[Down In Front]

Did Apex really bump a two-year-old thread DLee Spoogefest thread?

[Apexx]

Did Apex really bump a two-year-old thread DLee Spoogefest thread?

Someone had to teach the new kids how to positive.

[Taylor]

Did Apex really bump a two-year-old thread DLee Spoogefest thread?

Someone had to teach the new kids how to positive.

I positive the offense. Except for Z, I negative the starting rotation.

[Kermit]

Lee is fast becoming my favorite Cub.  Yes, over Z.  Yes, over Hank.  Yes, over Cesar.  Damn, he's smooth to watch.

Jason Marquis is fast becoming my least favorite Cub of all-time. Yes, over Walker. Yes, over Burnitz. Yes, over Frank Castillo. Damn, he makes want to gauge my eyes out with a pen cap. The same one I clean my ears with sometimes.

I kinda liked Beer Nuts.  He was what he was, and he seemed like a cool dude to go to a bar with and start some shit with some frat boys.

What?  WHAT?  WHAT?  You canNOT be serious! 

Forget that Burnitz guy. 

I like Burnitz better than Jock.  Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Racist. MODS!

Yeah?  What do you need?

I can't sleep. I keep dreaming about Jer-oh-my and his retard face and big loopy retard swing in a Cub uniform getting picked off third with no outs in a tie game. It makes me want to hurt myself.

If I ever needed to interview for the position of "goon," the line would start behind Burnitz.

[Apexx]

Marquis de Suck walked Vasquez and Matt Kata singled. He then walked F. Cat with one out to load them up for Ian Kinsler: 5-4-3, female odges. And out of the inning.

Ok then.

[HST Redux]

Uh, Derrek is a likable fellow.

[hammerman]

My man-love for Derrek has never been stronger.

[CubFaninHydePark]

My man-love for Derrek has never been stronger.

Yeah, ditto.  That was really, really awesome.

[Slaky!]

It would only have been cooler if he had stepped out of the dugout with a neck brace on, thrown it into the crowd and then limped around the bases holding his neck.

Oh, and I'll that I never thought my Aardsma jersey would have a purpose...but yesterday Dave Aarsdma was wearing a Cubs shirt under his jersey. So I hung the Aardsma Cub jersey out with pride last night. He did good.

[Andy]

One way or the other, the defining game of the 2007 Cubs season may very well have been played this week.  Let's hope it was yesterday and the six run eighth, and not Thursday and the five run ninth.

People may eventually pooh-pooh (yes pooh-pooh) the Grand Slam yesterday because the Cubs had already taken the lead on E-ramis' triple, but we know the difference between a five run lead and a one run lead with this bunch.

Plus, it was just so fucking cool.

[JL]

Just to add icing to the cake, hopefully it sends the Pale Hose's season on a death spiral.

[numbersman2]

I think its too early to call it the defining moment, but it was cool.  I was hooping and hollering in my family room too.  You know, at least, it was fun.

[Apexx]

I don't think it's too early to call it the defining moment of this week, though. In fact, it might be too late. Because today is Sunday.

[Chuckosan]

Bump.

Figured I'd better be the one to do it.  Welcome back, Derrek.