Survivor

[Kerm]

DPD.  I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation.  Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever.  Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot.  I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob.  I hope the rest of them die out there.

Yay, Bob!

[TDubbs]

DPD.  I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation.  Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever.  Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot.  I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob.  I hope the rest of them die out there.

Yay, Bob!

Why?

[Kerm]

DPD.  I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation.  Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever.  Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot.  I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob.  I hope the rest of them die out there.

Yay, Bob!

Why?

He won.  Thank God is wasn't the completely useless Susie.

[TDubbs]

DPD.  I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation.  Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever.  Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot.  I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob.  I hope the rest of them die out there.

Yay, Bob!

Why?

He won.  Thank God is wasn't the completely useless Susie.

No.  I mean, why in the world would anybody give a shit about this show?

[Kerm]

DPD.  I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation.  Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever.  Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot.  I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob.  I hope the rest of them die out there.

Yay, Bob!

Why?

He won.  Thank God is wasn't the completely useless Susie.

No.  I mean, why in the world would anybody give a shit about this show?

Wait.  There's a show on television that you don't watch?

[TDubbs]

DPD.  I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation.  Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever.  Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot.  I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob.  I hope the rest of them die out there.

Yay, Bob!

Why?

He won.  Thank God is wasn't the completely useless Susie.

No.  I mean, why in the world would anybody give a shit about this show?

Wait.  There's a show on television that you don't watch?

Nope.  I just wonder why I give a shit about it.

[Kermit, B.]

Anyone?  Good season.  The guy I was rooting for from the beginning won in the second unanimous vote in Survivor history.  I'm glad the tagalong shit that was Steven didn't get any votes.  Erinn looked a lot hotter dressed up, and Coach is still full of shit.

[TDubbs]

Anyone?  Good season.  The guy I was rooting for from the beginning won in the second unanimous vote in Survivor history.  I'm glad the tagalong shit that was Steven didn't get any votes.  Erinn looked a lot hotter dressed up, and Coach is still full of shit.

[PenFoe]

Anyone?  Good season.  The guy I was rooting for from the beginning won in the second unanimous vote in Survivor history.  I'm glad the tagalong shit that was Steven didn't get any votes.  Erinn looked a lot hotter dressed up, and Coach is still full of shit.

Their greatest hits.

[Kermit, B.]

If watching a show with this chick on it is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Coach is still full of shit.

Aww, he's a nice guy.  And dead.

[Kermit, B.]

This thread shall stay alive.  This is the boobiest season I've ever seen, but they already got rid of the best pair.



Nice choice, assholes.  Some other highlights:





No, those are not the same girl.





Hawt.  Seriously, though, I'm rooting for this lady, because she's an ex-Marine with the nickname "Shambo" (a combination of "Shannon" and "Rambo").

Finally, there are way too many goddamn lawyers and law students on this show.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Finally, there are way too many goddamn lawyers and law students on this show.

Then we shall pray for a tsunami.

[Kermit, B.]

I am the only one watching this, but Russell might be the best player to ever be on Survivor.  The rest of the dopes had better figure that out and vote him off before he wins the whole thing.  This has been a terrific season.  Tons of blindsides, and Russell messing with everything.

[Kermit IV]

My Survivor Paulcast continues.

Putting Jimmy Johnson on this show was a terrible, terrible idea.  He's as annoying as you might expect Jimmy Johnson to be, and 80% of the interview clips are his.  Another 10% are other people talking about him.  The final 10% were people talking about the quiet lady who got voted off.

Also, the girls are very disappointing.  This appears to be the only cute girl.



Go Brenda!