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Slaky

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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #180 on: April 25, 2011, 02:32:34 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 25, 2011, 02:28:24 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2011, 01:49:43 PM
I'm told that it's out of fashion now to do a 1908 post, but I like to talk, so I intend to do so. I'm not retiring my name anyways, since this isn't a moniker so much as it is a god damn brand name.

I've said it before in other circles, but I first came to Ol' Desipio back in the days when doses were daily, RV still wore his "In Dusty We Trusty" t-shirt, and I found the site when, in frustration with another of his pathetic days at the plate, I angrily googled "Paul Bako" thinking somebody must have hated the guy as much I did. I found Andy's Bak-o-meter and I was hooked. A few years later my friend and I were discussing Robert Machado of all people and I found Kerm's b126 entry on FLP. Not long after that I started shoutboxing once I was a college freshman and blogging seemed a perfectly nerdy thing to do. The message board came last, in 2008. So for three years now I've been hanging out with you yokels and warming my way into your hearts. In that time we've all suffered the bitter disappointment of the 2008 Cubs, suffered through the disillusioning process that ended in all of us but Yeti realizing Milton Bradley was just a batshit crazy bag of douche, ardently defended Jay Cutler from jackasses like PenFoe, and tirelessly campaigned for the fire barning of Jeff Samardzija. Sure, some of you tried to help me kill myself through alcohol poisoning in January, but I survived even if Oleg's bathroom has seen better days. All in all, this place is undoubtedly the best way I've found to occupy my time until the working day is done. So for that, I thank you. In honor of all the time I've wasted here, I shall now repost my greatest work:

Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:03:22 AM
this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e


Funny story - I actually signed off my voicemail message with "In Dusty We Trusty" during the 2003 playoffs.

And by "funny story" I mean "story that makes me want to douse a pile of manure with kerosene and jump into it"

Back then I took the red line to and from work every day. I'd see the asshat that came up with that t-shirt's balcony as we passed by. The shirt and a website was displayed for all to see. I didn't hate it back then, either. So to counter this, I've decided to hate everything first until it proves me wrong. Turns out I'm not much fun anymore.
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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #181 on: April 26, 2011, 12:29:58 AM »
Oh look.  Sincerity.
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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #182 on: April 26, 2011, 06:06:28 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on April 26, 2011, 12:29:58 AM
Oh look.  Sincerity.

You have no idea what those Koreans have planned, do you?
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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #183 on: April 26, 2011, 10:13:34 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on April 26, 2011, 06:06:28 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 26, 2011, 12:29:58 AM
Oh look.  Sincerity.

You have no idea what those Koreans have planned, do you?

I do.
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Slaky

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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #184 on: April 26, 2011, 10:33:03 AM »
Quote from: BH on April 26, 2011, 10:13:34 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 26, 2011, 06:06:28 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 26, 2011, 12:29:58 AM
Oh look.  Sincerity.

You have no idea what those Koreans have planned, do you?

I do.

North or South?
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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #185 on: April 26, 2011, 10:40:10 AM »
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BH

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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #186 on: April 26, 2011, 10:41:09 AM »
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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #187 on: April 26, 2011, 10:53:05 AM »
Quote from: BH on April 26, 2011, 10:41:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 26, 2011, 10:33:03 AM
Quote from: BH on April 26, 2011, 10:13:34 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 26, 2011, 06:06:28 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 26, 2011, 12:29:58 AM
Oh look.  Sincerity.

You have no idea what those Koreans have planned, do you?

I do.

North or South?

The South. For now.

The Snorks, right?  NoKo is Nork, so I'm assuming SoKo is Snork.
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Wheezer

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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #188 on: April 26, 2011, 08:41:13 PM »
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Wheezer

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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #189 on: August 18, 2011, 10:47:02 PM »
Oh, dear, I can't even find the pile of weathered Post-Its that I had for ideas, just a card that alludes with "I sure do thank you for the huckleberry pie."
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #190 on: December 22, 2011, 07:25:49 AM »
I hate the Cubs. Can Theo mend my broken heart?
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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #191 on: December 22, 2011, 07:32:52 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 22, 2011, 07:25:49 AM
I hate the Cubs. Can Theo mend my broken heart?

As long as you don't expect a new account to be approved
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #192 on: December 22, 2011, 08:09:34 AM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 22, 2011, 07:32:52 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 22, 2011, 07:25:49 AM
I hate the Cubs. Can Theo mend my broken heart?

As long as you don't expect a new account to be approved

Boom, roasted
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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #193 on: January 04, 2013, 10:55:37 AM »
Fuck these goddamn fucking gutless 104-year assholes.
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Re: Post #1908
« Reply #194 on: January 04, 2013, 10:58:10 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on January 04, 2013, 10:55:37 AM
Fuck these goddamn fucking gutless 104-year assholes.

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.
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