Meryy Christmas Andy

[CubFaninHydePark]

What I want for Christmas:

1. Bears Super Bowl
2. To not have to stop at 1908 (by the time I get there) and outdo KD's 2006 by one.
3. More Cardinals' pitchers on the DL at the All-Star Break than Cubs pitchers.
4. Penguins to keep January, February and March interesting.
5. Rangers to miss the playoffs.  (Sorry Fork).
6. A nice summer job so I can buy a next-gen system.
7. Better luck at the blackjack table.  I went on Christmas Eve with my cousins and saw 2-6 in at least 2/3 of my hands.  And I saw three 20's get wiped to dealer BJ's...  I've now gone from pissed to depressed.  But rationalize it all by telling myself that I'm a Cubs fan and that's what happens to us.
8. A scoring title for Crosby.
9. Everyone to realize that just because Jesus was an immaculate conception that Mary still could have had sex.
10. A big fucking steak.

Merry Christmas.

[CPT]

What I want for Christmas:

4. Penguins to keep January, February and March interesting.

Does continuous speculation about what city they're going to move to count?

[PenFoe]

You make me laugh, you make me thing (very rarely your wron).

[Quality Start Machine]

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it.

To the rest of you, I recommend the Peking Duck in Shanghai Terrace.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it.

To the rest of you, I recommend the Peking Duck in Shanghai Terrace.

Avatar and Chipmunks: The Squeakel will have to suffice.

[CBStew]

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it.

To the rest of you, I recommend the Peking Duck in Shanghai Terrace.

Family tradition: One movie in the morning, one in the afternoon, dinner at a Chinese restaurant and then to a movie. 

[Gil Gunderson]

Merry Xmas, mouthbreathers.  Happy holidays to all.

[powen01]

Merry Christmas, ya wankers.  Thanks for all the laughs this year.  Hope you're all doing well. 

[Saul Goodman]

What Gil and powen said. Merry Christmas to all, even Angelo, VDN, Hendry, and Lovie...I guess.

[flannj]

Ho, fuckin' ho and a handle of Tanqueray to all of yo.







Be safe morans.

[Armchair_QB]

Merry Christmas fellas.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Merry Christmas, Morans.

[powen01]

Merry Christmas, Morans.

Thi.

[Gilgamesh]

I too would like to say merry Christmas, you wonderful old building and loan.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I too would like to say merry Christmas, you wonderful old building and loan.

My mouth's bleeding?  My mouth's bleeding, Burt!  Zuzu's petals, Zuzu--there they are!  Well whaddya know about that? Merry Christmas, Burt!