Will Carroll -- Baseball Super Genius (and Comic Book Guy lookalike) says...

[Yeti]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

[BH]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

She's Ron Washington's drug dealer? Or drug buddy?

[Armchair_QB]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

Was she traded to the Reds for Josh Hamilton too?

[Bort]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

Just fucking Christ, Yeti. Why don't you serve that one up on a tee?

[Slaky]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

She's Ron Washington's drug dealer? Or drug buddy?

Paula: Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy?'
Andy Stitzer: No... What's that?
Paula: Well, it's a special... friend... who you fuck.

[Eli]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

She's Ron Washington's drug dealer? Or drug buddy?

Paula: Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy?'
Andy Stitzer: No... What's that?
Paula: Well, it's a special... friend... who you fuck.

Cuando llego a mi cuarto
No encuentro nada
Adonde va con tanta prisa?
Al partido de futbol

And we're off track again.

[Yeti]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

Just fucking Christ, Yeti. Why don't you serve that one up on a tee?

Anyone can have at it if they so please. The point was that, in this day and age, it's uncommon if a baseball player doesn't have some ties with numerous teams. The "my mom" analogy was poor, but one can always use a nice platform to make a shitload of jokes. So, it served some purpose

[Eli]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

Just fucking Christ, Yeti. Why don't you serve that one up on a tee?

Anyone can have at it if they so please. The point was that, in this day and age, it's uncommon if a baseball player doesn't have some ties with numerous teams. The "my mom" analogy was poor, but one can always use a nice platform to make a shitload of jokes. So, it served some purpose

Did you recently attend the seminar entitled How to Take a Joke In the Worst Possible Way hosted by KurtEvans?

[Yeti]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

Just fucking Christ, Yeti. Why don't you serve that one up on a tee?

Anyone can have at it if they so please. The point was that, in this day and age, it's uncommon if a baseball player doesn't have some ties with numerous teams. The "my mom" analogy was poor, but one can always use a nice platform to make a shitload of jokes. So, it served some purpose

Did you recently attend the seminar entitled How to Take a Joke In the Worst Possible Way hosted by KurtEvans?

Did you enjoy your DRLPSammich?

[BH]

So Volquez gets a 50 game suspension starting now when he's on the 60 day DL until June. Sweet.

[Chuck to Chuck]

So Volquez gets a 50 game suspension starting now when he's on the 60 day DL until June. Sweet.

Plenty of time for him to come back, win a World Series, and be a hero t Major League Baseball.

[Eli]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

Just fucking Christ, Yeti. Why don't you serve that one up on a tee?

Anyone can have at it if they so please. The point was that, in this day and age, it's uncommon if a baseball player doesn't have some ties with numerous teams. The "my mom" analogy was poor, but one can always use a nice platform to make a shitload of jokes. So, it served some purpose

Did you recently attend the seminar entitled How to Take a Joke In the Worst Possible Way hosted by KurtEvans?

Did you enjoy your DRLPSammich?

Clearly, you attended the seminar.

Edit: And just so I'm understood here, I was more wanting to credit Slaky's original post (which I found funny) than rip on you, Yeti.

[Bort]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

Just fucking Christ, Yeti. Why don't you serve that one up on a tee?

Anyone can have at it if they so please. The point was that, in this day and age, it's uncommon if a baseball player doesn't have some ties with numerous teams. The "my mom" analogy was poor, but one can always use a nice platform to make a shitload of jokes. So, it served some purpose

Did you recently attend the seminar entitled How to Take a Joke In the Worst Possible Way hosted by KurtEvans?

Did you enjoy your DRLPSammich?

Clearly, you attended the seminar.

Pretty sure he was a keynote speaker.

[Yeti]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

Just fucking Christ, Yeti. Why don't you serve that one up on a tee?

Anyone can have at it if they so please. The point was that, in this day and age, it's uncommon if a baseball player doesn't have some ties with numerous teams. The "my mom" analogy was poor, but one can always use a nice platform to make a shitload of jokes. So, it served some purpose

Did you recently attend the seminar entitled How to Take a Joke In the Worst Possible Way hosted by KurtEvans?

Did you enjoy your DRLPSammich?

Clearly, you attended the seminar.

Edit: And just so I'm understood here, I was more wanting to credit Slaky's original post (which I found funny) than rip on you, Yeti.

CLEARLY yo dsta egfbeal.

[Bort]

Another guy with ties to the Rangers.

My mom has ties with the Rangers if you try hard enough

Just fucking Christ, Yeti. Why don't you serve that one up on a tee?

Anyone can have at it if they so please. The point was that, in this day and age, it's uncommon if a baseball player doesn't have some ties with numerous teams. The "my mom" analogy was poor, but one can always use a nice platform to make a shitload of jokes. So, it served some purpose

Did you recently attend the seminar entitled How to Take a Joke In the Worst Possible Way hosted by KurtEvans?

Did you enjoy your DRLPSammich?

Clearly, you attended the seminar.

Edit: And just so I'm understood here, I was more wanting to credit Slaky's original post (which I found funny) than rip on you, Yeti.

CLEARLY yo dsta egfbeal.

I was ripping on you AND saying Boo-urns.