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Saul Goodman

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1005 on: January 17, 2009, 04:33:33 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1006 on: January 19, 2009, 05:52:50 PM »
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on January 17, 2009, 04:33:33 PM
Security cam video of the Hudson water landing

Why are security camera videos always so blurry?
Isn't the whole point to be able to identify someone?
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1007 on: January 19, 2009, 06:53:24 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on January 19, 2009, 05:52:50 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on January 17, 2009, 04:33:33 PM
Security cam video of the Hudson water landing

Why are security camera videos always so blurry?
Isn't the whole point to be able to identify someone?


I'm guessing a combination of relatively low resolution sensor arrays, the imperfect focus of fixed-focus lenses, and the natural image quality trade-offs of noisier high-sensitivity sensors needed for relatively low light situations.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1008 on: January 20, 2009, 12:36:05 AM »
Quote from: Tank on January 19, 2009, 06:53:24 PM
I'm guessing a combination of relatively low resolution sensor arrays, the imperfect focus of fixed-focus lenses, and the natural image quality trade-offs of noisier high-sensitivity sensors needed for relatively low light situations.

Indeed, the recipe for a "perfect storm."
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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1009 on: January 20, 2009, 01:20:40 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on January 20, 2009, 12:36:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 19, 2009, 06:53:24 PM
I'm guessing a combination of relatively low resolution sensor arrays, the imperfect focus of fixed-focus lenses, and the natural image quality trade-offs of noisier high-sensitivity sensors needed for relatively low light situations.

Indeed, the recipe for a "perfect storm."

"Could make a nice commercial for Reese's Puffs."

No doubt.

If General Mills is shooting for a creepily martial Aryan-American moppet vibe, that is.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1010 on: January 20, 2009, 01:50:14 AM »
Quote from: Tank on January 20, 2009, 01:20:40 AM
If General Mills is shooting for a creepily martial Aryan-American moppet vibe, that is.

Typographically, I wouldn't rule this possibility out.  Unusual display ligatures don't exactly come from nowhere.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1011 on: January 20, 2009, 10:11:46 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on January 20, 2009, 01:50:14 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 20, 2009, 01:20:40 AM
If General Mills is shooting for a creepily martial Aryan-American moppet vibe, that is.

Typographically, I wouldn't rule this possibility out.  Unusual display ligatures don't exactly come from nowhere.

Sure, but the Nazis had boners for blackletter (at least until they decided it was too Jewish). I'm thinking wacky sans-serif ligatures were more the domain of those Bauhaus fellas, and firmly on the "entartete" side of the Teutonic ledger.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1012 on: January 22, 2009, 12:46:34 AM »
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1013 on: January 22, 2009, 04:26:49 PM »
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Andre Dawson's Creek

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1014 on: January 27, 2009, 01:38:37 PM »
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

Andre Dawson's Creek

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1015 on: January 27, 2009, 01:45:52 PM »
DPD for funnier and less disturbing.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1898322
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1016 on: February 03, 2009, 07:05:02 AM »
http://i.gizmodo.com/5129613/david-lee-roth-%252B-microsoft-songsmith--pure-horror?autoplay=true

Safe for work, but I'm not sure how safe it is for your ears.  Wow.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

Tank

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1017 on: February 03, 2009, 08:36:02 AM »
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1018 on: February 03, 2009, 11:25:30 AM »

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1019 on: February 06, 2009, 03:59:21 PM »
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.