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Slaky

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1095 on: June 17, 2009, 08:57:03 AM »
Quote from: Tank on June 17, 2009, 12:30:34 AM
Quote from: Slak on June 16, 2009, 10:33:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0nE1u7cv4

Best video ever. If you like dumb, dumb shit.

So there I was, thinking Keyboard Cat couldn't get any better.

Then there's this.

It really turned the meme on it's ear, didn't it? Brilliant.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1096 on: June 17, 2009, 09:07:41 AM »
Quote from: Slak on June 17, 2009, 08:57:03 AM
Quote from: Tank on June 17, 2009, 12:30:34 AM
Quote from: Slak on June 16, 2009, 10:33:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0nE1u7cv4

Best video ever. If you like dumb, dumb shit.

So there I was, thinking Keyboard Cat couldn't get any better.

Then there's this.

It really turned the meme on it's ear, didn't it? Brilliant.

Thanks for that video, only site.  "Wheeee!"
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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1097 on: June 17, 2009, 06:09:50 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCu0JkN9nc

There's something wrong with this slide. Bonus points for the hand farting version Bohemian Rhapsody.

Tank

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1098 on: June 17, 2009, 07:24:08 PM »
Quote from: Slak on June 17, 2009, 06:09:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCu0JkN9nc

There's something wrong with this slide. Bonus points for the hand farting version Bohemian Rhapsody.

2,505 comments.

Because sometimes it's instructive to stare at the long tail of the short bus end of the IQ distribution for a bit...

Quote from: watfordkthat is gay

Quote from: mrcow1985it was the freemasons that sponser those carnivals for kids.

Quote from: colvard52ha ha it looks like a penis! lol

Quote from: 313BankheadThat's f*ckin hilarious and that's my song by Queen!

Quote from: TasteMyLustI thought it was a penis.

Quote from: businesslaunchdatesyou're not the youtube moderator, dick brain !!!!!!!!!

Quote from: businesslaunchdatesIt's american, you DICK !!!

Quote from: ephinbar
Quote from: frosty1433this has to be a japanese slide

More like a redneck one ;-)

Quote from: josenicaboy4lifewho ever video tape this there sick!!!!..come on there kid watching diz

Quote from: spngmnky405I want to go down that... but before I leave the exit, I'd shit in the opening to the outside, so that if the kids don't man up, they'll be stuck in there touching shit.

Quote from: w33yumwutthat shit is makin babys

Quote from: dawning08that turns me on and its penis or dick

Quote from: StuarttStewiehave you noticed that all WHITE kids come out?

Quote from: playinball12mmmmmmmmmmm

Quote from: DGDN09OHHHHH HELL

Quote from: povey044pennis

Quote from: COREYSAVLOLZ OMG DATZ HELLA FUNNY LMAO

Quote from: ksn3000the kids are cum LOL

Quote from: 32rmis it actually a penis

Quote from: ArikaCullenLmao if my kid went on there and yelled to me "Mommy, look at me!", I'd be like...
o.0 "...yeah, look at that"

Quote from: cobra8yahOHHHH!!!!!! shit !are you fucking kidding me?!?

Quote from: cobbartsBIG PENIS.................

Quote from: ArchAngel119GIANT COCK

Quote from: Scrod99that song is the best (penis) song ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♪♪♪♪♪

Quote from: luckyvetsick, stupic, moronic hippy art.

Quote from: aleds1is that a real slide if so the maker is gay

Quote from: backslashZdo you get it? its a penis. its showing when you sperm its like sperming kids because thats whay your gonna have:D

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Quote from: Tony211169I don't know what's worse, the fact that kids are coming out of a penis kid's slide or the fact that Bohemian Rhapsody is being played on a Gazzoo!

it's not a gazzoo, it's a guy playing it with is hands. look up gunecologist.
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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1099 on: June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM »
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1100 on: June 30, 2009, 11:59:04 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible.

I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.
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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1101 on: June 30, 2009, 12:00:21 PM »
DPD.

They'd never allow this is in the U.S., but it's jarringly awesome creative.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1102 on: June 30, 2009, 12:13:49 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible.

I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.


I think it is real.  There are a few shots where you can clearly see the shadow moving along the ground with the ball, and usually when they fake something like that, they keep it at a large distance or have the ball go out of frame for a second.  I'm sure each shot, however, needed quite a few takes.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1103 on: June 30, 2009, 12:22:31 PM »
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible.

I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.


I think it is real.  There are a few shots where you can clearly see the shadow moving along the ground with the ball, and usually when they fake something like that, they keep it at a large distance or have the ball go out of frame for a second.  I'm sure each shot, however, needed quite a few takes?

Seriously, what's the point of typing anything at all'd
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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1104 on: June 30, 2009, 12:26:14 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on June 30, 2009, 12:22:31 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible.

I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.


I think it is real.  There are a few shots where you can clearly see the shadow moving along the ground with the ball, and usually when they fake something like that, they keep it at a large distance or have the ball go out of frame for a second.  I'm sure each shot, however, needed quite a few takes?

Seriously, what's the point of typing anything at all'd

Because he was stating his opinion on a posed question.

Oh, and goddamn you for being such an idiot that you made me defend Weebs.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Tank

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1105 on: June 30, 2009, 12:40:15 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 12:00:21 PM
DPD.

They'd never allow this is in the U.S., but it's jarringly awesome creative.

Bleeding Outdoor

How about some billboards telling these Kiwis to stop driving on the wrong side of the road?
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1106 on: June 30, 2009, 12:43:36 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 12:26:14 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 30, 2009, 12:22:31 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible.

I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.


I think it is real.  There are a few shots where you can clearly see the shadow moving along the ground with the ball, and usually when they fake something like that, they keep it at a large distance or have the ball go out of frame for a second.  I'm sure each shot, however, needed quite a few takes?

Seriously, what's the point of typing anything at all'd

Because he was stating his opinion on a posed question.

Oh, and goddamn you for being such an idiot that you made me defend Weebs.

I've known guys with a crack foot.  Most of those shots would need just a couple of takes at most.  Back in high school, one of my coaches would play hit the cross bar from just past midfield.  We're talking minimum of 5-6 hitting the cross bar out of every 10.  "Meh", but mostly because he's French.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1107 on: June 30, 2009, 01:05:03 PM »
Quote from: Tank on June 30, 2009, 12:40:15 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 12:00:21 PM
DPD.

They'd never allow this is in the U.S., but it's jarringly awesome creative.

Bleeding Outdoor

How about some billboards telling these Kiwis to stop driving on the wrong side of the road asking for the birth certificate?

Birther'd.

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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1108 on: July 01, 2009, 01:39:23 PM »
Quote from: powen01 on June 30, 2009, 12:43:36 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 12:26:14 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on June 30, 2009, 12:22:31 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 30, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
I'm not one for the futbol, but this is pretty incredible.

I need some confirmation is that is real, or at least how many takes.


I think it is real.  There are a few shots where you can clearly see the shadow moving along the ground with the ball, and usually when they fake something like that, they keep it at a large distance or have the ball go out of frame for a second.  I'm sure each shot, however, needed quite a few takes.  ?

Seriously, what's the point of typing anything at all'd

Because he was stating his opinion on a posed question.

Oh, and goddamn you for being such an idiot that you made me defend Weebs.

I've known guys with a crack foot.  Most of those shots would need just a couple of takes at most.  Back in high school, one of my coaches would play hit the cross bar from just past midfield.  We're talking minimum of 5-6 hitting the cross bar out of every 10.  "Meh", but mostly because he's French.
Agreed.
Not just coaches but the better players in quality programs at the high school level develop some amazing skills.
Playing 11 months a year for 10 to 12 years creates midfielders that can pass the ball to within inches of exactly where they want it, anywhere on the field.
And do it while on the move and fighting off multiple defenders.


Now I'll wait for teh requisite soccer abuse.




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Re: You Tube discoveries
« Reply #1109 on: July 01, 2009, 01:41:47 PM »
Quote from: flannj on July 01, 2009, 01:39:23 PM
Now I'll wait for teh requisite soccer abuse.

I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.