Superdawg

[Jon]

Is this the de facto hot dog thread? Ok, good.

I have been informed by someone that there's not just a Chicago hot dog but that there's a southside Chicago hot dog. What's on it? Poverty and sadness?

Ha.  Where's the "like" button on this thing?

Ditto.

[Pre]

Is this the de facto hot dog thread? Ok, good.

I have been informed by someone that there's not just a Chicago hot dog but that there's a southside Chicago hot dog. What's on it? Poverty and sadness?

crabs

[flannj]

Is this the de facto hot dog thread? Ok, good.

I have been informed by someone that there's not just a Chicago hot dog but that there's a southside Chicago hot dog. What's on it? Poverty and sadness?

Cigarette ashes.

[Jon]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

[Slaky]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

[Jon]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

[Slaky]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

I've got buckets of personal failure. Wait, this isn't therapy. Sorry.

[Jon]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

I've got buckets of personal failure. Wait, this isn't therapy. Sorry.

I'm willing to charge you 180 bucks an hour to vent, if you need to.

[Quality Start Machine]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

I've got buckets of personal failure. Wait, this isn't therapy. Sorry.

Buckets? I thought you had a SCUM DRUM.

[Kermit IV]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

I've got buckets of personal failure. Wait, this isn't therapy. Sorry.

I'm willing to charge you 180 bucks an hour to vent, if you need to.

I'll charge you 175, Slak.

[Jon]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

I've got buckets of personal failure. Wait, this isn't therapy. Sorry.

I'm willing to charge you 180 bucks an hour to vent, if you need to.

I'll charge you 175, Slak.

170, plus I'll play Gojira in the background while you vent.

[CT III]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

I've got buckets of personal failure. Wait, this isn't therapy. Sorry.

I'm willing to charge you 180 bucks an hour to vent, if you need to.

I'll charge you 175, Slak.

170, plus I'll play Gojira in the background while you vent.

I'll go $100 even, but only if it's okay for me to laugh at you and use your stories later to entertain at parties.

[Quality Start Machine]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

I've got buckets of personal failure. Wait, this isn't therapy. Sorry.

I'm willing to charge you 180 bucks an hour to vent, if you need to.

I'll charge you 175, Slak.

170, plus I'll play Gojira in the background while you vent.

I'll go $100 even, but only if it's okay for me to laugh at you and use your stories later to entertain at parties.

For a sawbuck, I'll tell you to suck it up and rub some dirt on it.

[Jon]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

I've got buckets of personal failure. Wait, this isn't therapy. Sorry.

I'm willing to charge you 180 bucks an hour to vent, if you need to.

I'll charge you 175, Slak.

170, plus I'll play Gojira in the background while you vent.

I'll go $100 even, but only if it's okay for me to laugh at you and use your stories later to entertain at parties.

For a sawbuck, I'll tell you to suck it up and rub some dirt on it.

For 50 cents and a pack of smokes, they'll find Jimmy Hoffa before they find Yeti.


Wait. What were we talking about?

[CT III]

Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

I've got buckets of personal failure. Wait, this isn't therapy. Sorry.

I'm willing to charge you 180 bucks an hour to vent, if you need to.

I'll charge you 175, Slak.

170, plus I'll play Gojira in the background while you vent.

I'll go $100 even, but only if it's okay for me to laugh at you and use your stories later to entertain at parties.

For a sawbuck, I'll tell you to suck it up and rub some dirt on it.

For 50 cents and a pack of smokes, they'll find Jimmy Hoffa before they find Yeti.


Wait. What were we talking about?

I'll leave it in the mailbox.