Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Brownie]

Long story short, just be good enough to get to the playoffs, and anything could happen

Yeah, but being concise doesn't help the procrastination process.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Let's put this where it belongs.

Also, Ramirez ain't gone yet.  Fuck you.

*puts dustpan away*

[morpheus]

Long story short, just be good enough to get to the playoffs, and anything could happen

LEAVE OLEG OUT OF THIS!

[PenPho]

Let's put this where it belongs.

Also, Ramirez ain't gone yet.  Fuck you.

*puts dustpan away*

Bump.

Ramirez "likely he'll be moving on."

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Let's put this where it belongs.

Also, Ramirez ain't gone yet.  Fuck you.

*puts dustpan away*

Bump.

Ramirez "likely he'll be moving on."

AIN'T. GONE. YET.

[PenPho]

Let's put this where it belongs.

Also, Ramirez ain't gone yet.  Fuck you.

*puts dustpan away*

Bump.

Ramirez "likely he'll be moving on."

AIN'T. GONE. YET.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Let's put this where it belongs.

Also, Ramirez ain't gone yet.  Fuck you.

*puts dustpan away*

Bump.

Ramirez "likely he'll be moving on."

AIN'T. GONE. YET.

Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

[Saul Goodman]

Let's put this where it belongs.

Also, Ramirez ain't gone yet.  Fuck you.

*puts dustpan away*

Bump.

Ramirez "likely he'll be moving on."

AIN'T. GONE. YET.

(But probably gone.)

[Bort]

Let's put this where it belongs.

Also, Ramirez ain't gone yet.  Fuck you.

*puts dustpan away*

Bump.

Ramirez "likely he'll be moving on."

AIN'T. GONE. YET.

(But probably gone.)

(But not yet.)

[Slaky]

Let's put this where it belongs.

Also, Ramirez ain't gone yet.  Fuck you.

*puts dustpan away*

Bump.

Ramirez "likely he'll be moving on."

AIN'T. GONE. YET.

(But probably gone.)

(But not yet.)

BUT*

*yes, totes gone

[Gilgamesh]

Mike Quade.

[Internet Apex]

Mike Quade.

God damn it, Epstein.

*grows all hair back on body*

[Saul Goodman]

Aramis Ramirez.

[PenPho]

Aramis Ramirez.

AIN'T GONE YE....yeah, he's gone.

[Waco Kid]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-cubs-acquire-stewart-from-rockies-in-4player-deal-20111208,0,7724196.story

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