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[Slaky]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Slaky knows that and also relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

[Bort]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Slaky knows that and also relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Huey is...well, probably drunk and eating a potato.

[CBStew]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Slaky knows that and also relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Huey is...well, probably drunk and eating a potato.

Enough of these racist jokes.  Let's get back to short jokes.

[Internet Apex]

I think it's about time we re-named this thread. I may have tossed up a brick back in 2010 or whenever the hell but I take no responsibility for the rest of this soul-crushing gibberish. Maybe naming it "Awful Fucking Thread" will take the pressure off and we can get back to basics.

[Quality Start Machine]

I think it's about time we re-named this thread. I may have tossed up a brick back in 2010 or whenever the hell but I take no responsibility for the rest of this soul-crushing gibberish. Maybe naming it "Awful Fucking Thread" will take the pressure off and we can get back to basics.

any suggestions?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Slaky knows that and also relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure I was aware that Slaky was aware--just as Eli was aware--just wanted to expose everything for the record.  I mean, there's nothing else going on at this shit-or-brains site.

[Slaky]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Slaky knows that and also relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure I was aware that Slaky was aware--just as Eli was aware--just wanted to expose everything for the record.  I mean, there's nothing else going on at this shit-or-brains site.

"Shit-or-brains"

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Slaky knows that and also relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure I was aware that Slaky was aware--just as Eli was aware--just wanted to expose everything for the record.  I mean, there's nothing else going on at this shit-or-brains site.

"Shit-or-brains"

Ha.

Pretty sure that was a typo.

[BH]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Slaky knows that and also relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure I was aware that Slaky was aware--just as Eli was aware--just wanted to expose everything for the record.  I mean, there's nothing else going on at this shit-or-brains site.

"Shit-or-brains"

Ha.

Pretty sure that was a typo.

Who should we ask?

[Eli]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Slaky knows that and also relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure I was aware that Slaky was aware--just as Eli was aware--just wanted to expose everything for the record.  I mean, there's nothing else going on at this shit-or-brains site.

"Shit-or-brains"

Ha.

Pretty sure that was a typo.

Slaky and I were both aware.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Slaky knows that and also relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure I was aware that Slaky was aware--just as Eli was aware--just wanted to expose everything for the record.  I mean, there's nothing else going on at this shit-or-brains site.

"Shit-or-brains"

Ha.

Pretty sure that was a typo.

Slaky and I were both self-aware.

Teh Paul'd

[Slaky]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Slaky knows that and also relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure I was aware that Slaky was aware--just as Eli was aware--just wanted to expose everything for the record.  I mean, there's nothing else going on at this shit-or-brains site.

"Shit-or-brains"

Ha.

Pretty sure that was a typo.

Slaky and I were both self-aware.

Teh Paul'd

I miss Paul. Fuck.

[PenFoe]

Tony Campana will prove us all wrong once somebody shows him a picture of Eddie Gaedel, and he has his "a-ha moment".

How so?

Pretty sure that just a bad, bad joke and not an actual thing that Fork thinks is going to happen.

Pretty sure Eli knows that and just relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure Slaky knows that and also relishes the opportunity to be obtuse.

Pretty sure I was aware that Slaky was aware--just as Eli was aware--just wanted to expose everything for the record.  I mean, there's nothing else going on at this shit-or-brains site.

"Shit-or-brains"

Ha.

Pretty sure that was a typo.

Slaky and I were both self-aware.

Teh Paul'd

I miss Paul. Fuck.

Hey guys, the Cubs got rid of Tony Campana!