Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Huey]

What about Bill Caudill?

Ya know, I thought about Caudill, but was torn on whether he merited a mention, since Caudill performed very well after he left the Cubs (Oakland and Toronto).  But, since I think the idea is players/pitchers who sucked for the Cubs regardless of how they did elsewhere (i.e. Candy fucktard Maldonado), then Caudill fits the bill.

As does Jay Howell.

And has anyone mentioend Tom Filer?

Mad props on the Chad Hermansen shoutout, BTW.  Sometimes we rack our brains by going back twenty-five years while a classic example rests right under our noses from within the past five seasons.  Hermansen defines this thread about as well as anybody.

[bozos72]

I hate coming to a party late.  This is sort of like walking in and all the chicks who are left are Paul's sloppy seconds.  How humiliating.

[Slaky311]

I hate coming to a party late.  This is sort of like walking in and all the chicks who are left are Paul's sloppy seconds.  How humiliating.

Hate to break it to you, but all chicks everywhere are Paul's sloppy 2's. He's gotten em all. Even those related to him.

[SD]

Even Especially those related to him.

Corrected.

EDIT -- Tell me someone picked up Paul Popovich in this thread.

[Neifilicious]

I hate coming to a party late.  This is sort of like walking in and all the chicks who are left are Paul's sloppy seconds.  How humiliating.

Hate to break it to you, but all chicks everywhere are Paul's sloppy 2's. He's gotten em all. Even those related to him.

Could someone explain this to me?  I've been called Paul, I've seen 3000 posts referring to Paul "doing chicks."  When I searched, all I found were year old posts about the Bears by a guest named "Paul" and some weirder threads about the Cubs from Paul Popovich.  You fuckers just love to confuse me with obscure references.

[williams]

It is a fringe message board, after all.

[JD]

Could someone explain this to me?  I've been called Paul, I've seen 3000 posts referring to Paul "doing chicks."  When I searched, all I found were year old posts about the Bears by a guest named "Paul" and some weirder threads about the Cubs from Paul Popovich.  You f@#$ers just love to confuse me with obscure references.

Come on, Paul.  Quit playin' crazy.  HEY, where's my "winking" emoticon?  Where am I? 

[Neifilicious]

Could someone explain this to me?  I've been called Paul, I've seen 3000 posts referring to Paul "doing chicks."  When I searched, all I found were year old posts about the Bears by a guest named "Paul" and some weirder threads about the Cubs from Paul Popovich.  You f@#$ers just love to confuse me with obscure references.

Come on, Paul.  Quit playin' crazy.  HEY, where's my "winking" emoticon?  Where am I? 

NSBB?  I'll give you pr0n if you tell me about Paul...Here's a taste:



You know you want more.  You're a dirty boy.

[bozos72]

To retell the stories of Paul would be to diminish the legacy and mystery that is Paul...and it would be quite the waste of time.

[Neifilicious]

To retell the stories of Paul would be to diminish the legacy and mystery that is Paul...and it would be quite the waste of time.

Maybe this will change your mind:



Yep.  I've got the good stuff.

[bozos72]

Wow...just wow...

I mean...wow

[Neifilicious]

Wow...just wow...

I mean...wow

You're with me, Meat!  (oh, I'm on a roll!)

[bozos72]

So if you already know what Paul was all about, why do you ask?

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

Even Especially those related to him.

Corrected.

EDIT -- Tell me someone picked up Paul Popovich in this thread.

Don't fuck me with me, little man. Do. Not. Fuck. With. The Experience. Kessinger, that's another story, fuck him, but leave me out of this shit-ka-boodle.

[Neifilicious]

So if you already know what Paul was all about, why do you ask?

Ok.  Now I'm confused again.  Shit.  This always happens.