Single Greatest Thread Ever

[berserker]

Kermie, you need to print out the list of all the players mentioned on this thread for the Mathematical Erection Party.
I don't know exactly how, but there's got some sort of drinking game to be played with this.

I just went through a box of Cubs' buttons I have, and I posess the following:

Jerry Martin, Carmen Fanzone, Scott (sic) Thompson, Ivan DeJesus and Bobby Murcer.

I will wear them all, as part of a walk of shame.

[Neifilicious]

Kermie, you need to print out the list of all the players mentioned on this thread for the Mathematical Erection Party.
I don't know exactly how, but there's got some sort of drinking game to be played with this.

I just went through a box of Cubs' buttons I have, and I posess the following:

Jerry Martin, Carmen Fanzone, Scott (sic) Thompson, Ivan DeJesus and Bobby Murcer.

I will wear them all, as part of a walk of shame.

Oh, that's a beauty.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Dude, that David Hasselhof sig picture is really creeping me out. For the love of God, take it down!

[Bad Kermit]

Dude, that David Hasselhof sig picture is really creeping me out. For the love of God, take it down!

Seconded.

[Neifilicious]

Dude, that David Hasselhof sig picture is really creeping me out. For the love of God, take it down!

Don't fight it.  Embrace it.

[JD]

Dude, that David Hasselhof sig picture is really creeping me out. For the love of God, take it down!

Don't fight it.  Embrace it.

Anybody else think that he's actually having sex with the one on his lap?  Why else would he be playing with them all naked and sweaty like that?  Who gets naked and puts a puppy on his lap?  Not only is that sick, but it's also taking quite a risk.  Puppies like to bite on things.  And don't even try to tell me that the Hoff has something covering his junk there.  He's an artist.  He's dedicated to his craft.  The Hoff doesn't pretend to be naked while playing with 2 puppies.  The Hoff IS naked and playing with 2 puppies.  You take a picture whenever you want.  The Hoff's in his own world with those puppies giving them the time of their little puppy lives.  Do your thing, Hasslehoff.  Do yo thang.

[Neifilicious]

I've been wondering about it.  Specifically, I've been wondering "What the f@#$ inspired the Hoff to get naked, get spritzed so that he looks sweaty, and put a dog on his cock?"

The I think "Hey, it's the Hoff.  Who am I to question greatness?"

Oh, and the Hoff does have something covering his junk.  It's a puppy.

[JD]

I've been wondering about it.  Specifically, I've been wondering "What the f@#$ inspired the Hoff to get naked, get spritzed so that he looks sweaty, and put a dog on his cock?"

The I think "Hey, it's the Hoff.  Who am I to question greatness?"

Oh, and the Hoff does have something covering his junk.  It's a puppy.

Dude, that's puppy-love sweat.  And when I said the thing about covering his junk, I was thinking more along the lined of a rubber or something.  I mean, I totally dont' think the Hoff's junk looks like a puppy.  I'm sure his junk looks like a baby panda bear or bald eagle or something else that's rare and exotic.  Ok...a bald eagle's not exotic, but you get the picture.  Of his junk. 

[Bad Kermit]

Remember when this thread was about the Cubs being 1 game out of last place?

[InternetApex]

Remember when this thread was about the Cubs being 1 game out of last place?

Yes, I do. And sadly, a few months from now someone will get really bored at work and decide to read the entire thing. That person will stumble across this portion of it confused becasuse Mary Prior's Hatchet Wound will be named Jimmy Ed's Bloody Orifices or something and his sig won't be Hasselhoff naked with puppies. It will be Dusty Baker fucking Matt Murton in the ass or something.

At what point does this cease to become the single greatest thread ever? Probably when another thread beats it in post totals. I'm guessing that will happen about five days after the Cubs win the World Series.

[Neifilicious]

Dude, that's puppy-love sweat.  And when I said the thing about covering his junk, I was thinking more along the lined of a rubber or something.  I mean, I totally dont' think the Hoff's junk looks like a puppy.  I'm sure his junk looks like a baby panda bear or bald eagle or something else that's rare and exotic.  Ok...a bald eagle's not exotic, but you get the picture.  Of his junk. 

Que?

[berserker]

Now you're talking. Nobody can dispute the Hoff has more dragging than anyone else has hanging.

[BananaHands]

I'm throwing all these turds on the list, even if we just got them.. call me a soothsayer, I say we'll never see them in the majors..

Fabian Jimenez Angulo
Joel Santo

[Dan]

I'm throwing all these turds on the list, even if we just got them.. call me a soothsayer, I say we'll never see them in the majors..

Fabian Jimenez Angulo
Joel Santo

judges?
what's the ruling on this?

[berserker]

I'm throwing all these turds on the list, even if we just got them.. call me a soothsayer, I say we'll never see them in the majors..

Fabian Jimenez Angulo
Joel Santo

judges?
what's the ruling on this?

I will say that, if he's called up, Fabian Angulo will rival the afore-mentioned Fanzone and Blaise Ilsley as the Cubs with the gayest names.