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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #855 on: August 11, 2010, 06:54:47 PM »
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #856 on: August 11, 2010, 10:07:34 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 06:54:47 PM
Mike Fontenot.

Finally, the Cajun Gnome Era comes to an end.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #857 on: August 11, 2010, 10:44:15 PM »
Has anybody anywhere been interested enough in this shitstorm of a season to note the qualified oxymoron of Mike Fontenot being a Giant?
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #858 on: August 12, 2010, 07:14:14 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on August 11, 2010, 10:44:15 PM
Has anybody anywhere been interested enough in this shitstorm of a season to note the qualified oxymoron of Mike Fontenot being a Giant?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #859 on: August 12, 2010, 07:40:29 AM »
Quote from: Night Man on August 11, 2010, 10:07:34 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 06:54:47 PM
Mike Fontenot.

Finally, the Cajun Gnome Era comes to an end.

Hey, we also got an outfielder named Crawford in return!  CHAMMENSHIP!

I wish it I could say I enjoyed those two LSU guys on the Cubs, but I just can't.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #860 on: August 12, 2010, 08:39:04 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 12, 2010, 07:40:29 AM
I wish it I could say I enjoyed those two LSU guys on the Cubs, but I just can't.

You enjoyed them until you didn't.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #861 on: August 12, 2010, 08:48:16 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 12, 2010, 07:40:29 AM
CHAMMENSHIP!

You misspelled "championship." Also, it appears that you accidentally hit your caps-lock key before posting.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #862 on: August 12, 2010, 08:48:34 AM »
So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #863 on: August 12, 2010, 08:54:39 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 08:48:16 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 12, 2010, 07:40:29 AM
CHAMMENSHIP!

You misspelled "championship." Also, it appears that you accidentally hit your caps-lock key before posting.

I think he spelt it jus fine.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #864 on: August 12, 2010, 08:57:00 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 12, 2010, 08:48:34 AM
So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #865 on: August 12, 2010, 08:58:04 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 08:57:00 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 12, 2010, 08:48:34 AM
So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".

I'm confident that you're right and unsure why that would give you confidence.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #866 on: August 12, 2010, 08:59:20 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 12, 2010, 08:58:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 08:57:00 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 12, 2010, 08:48:34 AM
So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".

I'm confident that you're right and unsure why that would give you confidence.

Saying Derwood Kirby's name gets chicks wet. It's science.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #867 on: August 12, 2010, 09:03:22 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 08:59:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 12, 2010, 08:58:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 08:57:00 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 12, 2010, 08:48:34 AM
So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".

I'm confident that you're right and unsure why that would give you confidence.

Saying Derwood Kirby's name gets chicks wet. It's science.

I'll try it when I get home.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #868 on: August 12, 2010, 09:18:58 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 08:59:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 12, 2010, 08:58:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 08:57:00 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 12, 2010, 08:48:34 AM
So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".

I'm confident that you're right and unsure why that would give you confidence.

Saying Derwood Kirby's name gets chicks wet. It's science.

I once won the Kirkwood Derby.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #869 on: August 12, 2010, 09:20:32 AM »
Quote from: CT III on August 12, 2010, 09:18:58 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 08:59:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 12, 2010, 08:58:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 08:57:00 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 12, 2010, 08:48:34 AM
So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".

I'm confident that you're right and unsure why that would give you confidence.

Saying Derwood Kirby's name gets chicks wet. It's science.

I once won the Kirkwood Derby.

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