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[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Tommie Harris.

Man, I miss the 20056 version.

Unless Chuck really means the season in which he missed the Super  Bowl, the 2005 run-up to that year was clearly teh Year of teh Tommie.

He was doing quite well in 2006 until he shredded his leg.

He was doing as well, if not better, in 2005, and played the whole damn season.

[Brownie]

Who cares? A healthy Mike Brown + A healthy Tommie Harris = Then Indy-Resident Apex having to clean the city's tears after Super Bowl XLI.

[Internet Apex]

Who cares? A healthy Mike Brown + A healthy Tommie Harris = Then Indy-Resident Apex having to clean the city's tears after Super Bowl XLI.

If you think people hate me now, just imagine the butthurt I would have inflicted on my former neighbors had the above managed to occur on my watch.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Tommie Harris.

Man, I miss the 20056 version.

Unless Chuck really means the season in which he missed the Super  Bowl, the 2005 run-up to that year was clearly teh Year of teh Tommie.

He was doing quite well in 2006 until he shredded his leg.

He was doing as well, if not better, in 2005, and played the whole damn season.

Fine.  Fuck 2006 Tommy Harris and his All Pro performance because it might have been slightly lesser of a performance than 2005's and was shortened due to a non-self inflicted injury.

Better?  Happy?

Thought not.

[Bort]

The important thing to remember here is that Huey is not a meatball.

[Oleg]

The important thing to remember here is that Huey is not a meatball.

That's even less important than it is true.

[PenPho]

Bob Howry, again.

[SKO]

Goodbye, Tommie. I am sad that he was just a flash in the pan, but I am happy not to read another summer of "Tommie looks rejuvenated!" articles.

[Saul Goodman]

Bob Howry, again.

"I was real quiet when I first came up," Cashner said Sunday, "and [Howry] was talking to me and the first thing he said was that he liked my boots and it kind of went from there."

"He worked hard and I just tried to listen and watch and see what he does," Cashner said. "He's been in the game long enough to stay in it. He had a lot of advice and a lot of wise words and he was a good friend."

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/03/tommie-harris-thanks-bears-fan-in-tribune-ad.html

[Internet Apex]

So much for the silver lining.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0313-bits-cubs-spring-training20110312,0,166480.story?obref=obinsite

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Carlos Silva.

Edit: Dammit

Edit 2: Carlos Silva.

[Quality Start Machine]

Carlos Silva.

A tribute

[Chuck to Chuck]

Carlos Silva.

Quite premature. All this says is that Silva won't start and that the Cubs will eat dollars to get rid of him, not that they will eat all of them to cut him.

[BH]

Carlos Silva.

Quite premature. All this says is that Silva won't start and that the Cubs will eat dollars to get rid of him, not that they will eat all of them to cut him.

Weebs sources tell me he's in a hotel in baltimore, waiting on a trade for Brian Roberts + cash.