Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Uncouth Sloth]

Tim Hosley

Shit.  Shit.  Shit.

[Uncouth Sloth]

Remember when this thread was about the Cubs being 1 game out of last place?

Yes, I do. And sadly, a few months years from now someone will get really bored at work and decide to read the entire thing. That person will stumble across this portion of it confused becasuse Mary Prior's Hatchet Wound will be named Jimmy Ed's Bloody Orifices or something and his sig won't be Hasselhoff naked with puppies. It will be Dusty Baker fucking Matt Murton in the ass or something.

It ended up being me, as part of my re-Desipification therapy.

No, actually, it ended up being Lou Pinella Jim Hendry fucking Matt Murton in the ass.

[Uncouth Sloth]

Tim Hosely?

He never showed up? I thought I ran the table on 70s catchers.

Self reporting myself.  See above.  Shit Shit Shit Don Qualls Roger Metzger (who got 2ABs in 1970 and couldn't hit but always killed us especially in that duckin fome.)

[Waco Kid]

Alex Cintron

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

Alex Cintron

Is he the worst Cub to never play a game for the Cubs?  I think if I had to choose between Cintron and Ty Griffin....I'd take Ty.

[RedBeard]

Quad posting douche?

Is that a record?

[Gil Gunderson]

Quad posting douche?

Is that a record?

It doesn't matter; it just means four times the fun of looking at that avatar.

[Slaky+]

Alex Cintron

Is he the worst Cub to never play a game for the Cubs?  I think if I had to choose between Cintron and Ty Griffin....I'd take Ty.

Are we talking position players only?

Shingo Takatsu.

[PTanner]

Alex Cintron

Is he the worst Cub to never play a game for the Cubs?  I think if I had to choose between Cintron and Ty Griffin....I'd take Ty.

Are we talking position players only?

Shingo Takatsu.

Hideo Nomo

[Al Yellon]

Alex Cintron

Is he the worst Cub to never play a game for the Cubs?  I think if I had to choose between Cintron and Ty Griffin....I'd take Ty.

Are we talking position players only?

Shingo Takatsu.

Hideo Nomo

Wow. I totally forgot we ever had that guy.

[Gil Gunderson]

Alex Cintron

Is he the worst Cub to never play a game for the Cubs?  I think if I had to choose between Cintron and Ty Griffin....I'd take Ty.

Are we talking position players only?

Shingo Takatsu.

Hideo Nomo

Wow. I totally forgot we ever had that guy.

It's probably for the best.

[RedBeard]

Alex Cintron

Is he the worst Cub to never play a game for the Cubs?  I think if I had to choose between Cintron and Ty Griffin....I'd take Ty.

Are we talking position players only?

Shingo Takatsu.

Hideo Nomo

Wow. I totally forgot we ever had that guy.

It's probably for the best.

I had tickets to watch him pitch in Iowa against Garth Brooks in 1998 on Iowa's opening day. It got snowed out. Fuckers.

[Kerm]

Alex Cintron

Is he the worst Cub to never play a game for the Cubs?  I think if I had to choose between Cintron and Ty Griffin....I'd take Ty.

Are we talking position players only?

Shingo Takatsu.

Hideo Nomo

Doug Mienkiewitcz.

[Uncouth Sloth]

Alex Cintron

Is he the worst Cub to never play a game for the Cubs?  I think if I had to choose between Cintron and Ty Griffin....I'd take Ty.

Are we talking position players only?

Shingo Takatsu.

Hideo Nomo

I did see Hideo NoMas up there before.  That was my ace in the hole for awhile.

Don't recall Adolfo Phillips. 

Much love for Rich Bordi

[Uncouth Sloth]

To retell the stories of Paul would be to diminish the legacy and mystery that is Paul...and it would be quite the waste of time.

Maybe this will change your mind:



Yep.  I've got the good stuff.

Heh heh heh... I have no friggin' clue.

I meant to ask...the fuck???

Splain this to me, and I think I will have been re-Desipified enough for now.