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[CubFaninHydePark]

Aramis Ramirez.

AIN'T GONE YE....yeah, he's gone.

Aramis Ramirez.

THIS MEANS MY KUBBEEZ GOTTA GET FIELDER NOW!

I still like this move, even if it means paying a lot for Fielder.

Unfortuantely, meathead Cubs fans are probably more likely to boo Ramirez upon his return to Wrigley than Alex Gonzalez.  I would happily pay to sit behind the plate and lay into him for a game.  I honestly can't think of a former Cub who I despise more than him.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Aramis Ramirez.

AIN'T GONE YE....yeah, he's gone.

Aramis Ramirez.

THIS MEANS MY KUBBEEZ GOTTA GET FIELDER NOW!

I still like this move, even if it means paying a lot for Fielder.

Unfortuantely, meathead Cubs fans are probably more likely to boo Ramirez upon his return to Wrigley than Alex Gonzalez.  I would happily pay to sit behind the plate and lay into him for a game.  I honestly can't think of a former Cub who I despise more than him.

Your pronoun use is confusing.

After some thought and a bit of sentence diagraming, though, I feel comfortable assuming that the "him" above (ie, the former Cub you most despise) is Alex Gonzalez, not Aramis.

But now I'm doubly confused, because the Alex Gonzalez the Brewers just signed is a totally different person than the Alex Gonzalez who booted a sure-fire GIDP for the Cubs in October of 2003. The former is 34 and played against the Cubs in that game, while the latter is 38 and retired from baseball in 2006.

But do go on... Tell us some more about the meatball retards at Wrigley who we'll see booing the wrong guy.

[Gilgamesh]

Aramis Ramirez.

AIN'T GONE YE....yeah, he's gone.

Aramis Ramirez.

THIS MEANS MY KUBBEEZ GOTTA GET FIELDER NOW!

I still like this move, even if it means paying a lot for Fielder.

Unfortuantely, meathead Cubs fans are probably more likely to boo Ramirez upon his return to Wrigley than Alex Gonzalez.  I would happily pay to sit behind the plate and lay into him for a game.  I honestly can't think of a former Cub who I despise more than him.

Your pronoun use is confusing.

After some thought and a bit of sentence diagraming, though, I feel comfortable assuming that the "him" above (ie, the former Cub you most despise) is Alex Gonzalez, not Aramis.

But now I'm doubly confused, because the Alex Gonzalez the Brewers just signed is a totally different person than the Alex Gonzalez who booted a sure-fire GIDP for the Cubs in October of 2003. The former is 34 and played against the Cubs in that game, while the latter is 38 and retired from baseball in 2006.

But do go on... Tell us some more about the meatball retards at Wrigley who we'll see booing the wrong guy.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Aramis Ramirez.

AIN'T GONE YE....yeah, he's gone.

Aramis Ramirez.

THIS MEANS MY KUBBEEZ GOTTA GET FIELDER NOW!

I still like this move, even if it means paying a lot for Fielder.

Unfortuantely, meathead Cubs fans are probably more likely to boo Ramirez upon his return to Wrigley than Alex Gonzalez.  I would happily pay to sit behind the plate and lay into him for a game.  I honestly can't think of a former Cub who I despise more than him.

Your pronoun use is confusing.

After some thought and a bit of sentence diagraming, though, I feel comfortable assuming that the "him" above (ie, the former Cub you most despise) is Alex Gonzalez, not Aramis.

But now I'm doubly confused, because the Alex Gonzalez the Brewers just signed is a totally different person than the Alex Gonzalez who booted a sure-fire GIDP for the Cubs in October of 2003. The former is 34 and played against the Cubs in that game, while the latter is 38 and retired from baseball in 2006.

But do go on... Tell us some more about the meatball retards at Wrigley who we'll see booing the wrong guy.

I clicked on the player link in the story, and it linked to the Alex Gonzalez who played for the Cubs in '03 and '04.  So my bad--I blame ESPN's lazy web content producers.

[CBStew]

Aramis Ramirez.

AIN'T GONE YE....yeah, he's gone.

Aramis Ramirez.

THIS MEANS MY KUBBEEZ GOTTA GET FIELDER NOW!

I still like this move, even if it means paying a lot for Fielder.

Unfortuantely, meathead Cubs fans are probably more likely to boo Ramirez upon his return to Wrigley than Alex Gonzalez.  I would happily pay to sit behind the plate and lay into him for a game.  I honestly can't think of a former Cub who I despise more than him.

Your pronoun use is confusing.

After some thought and a bit of sentence diagraming, though, I feel comfortable assuming that the "him" above (ie, the former Cub you most despise) is Alex Gonzalez, not Aramis.

But now I'm doubly confused, because the Alex Gonzalez the Brewers just signed is a totally different person than the Alex Gonzalez who booted a sure-fire GIDP for the Cubs in October of 2003. The former is 34 and played against the Cubs in that game, while the latter is 38 and retired from baseball in 2006.

But do go on... Tell us some more about the meatball retards at Wrigley who we'll see booing the wrong guy.

I clicked on the player link in the story, and it linked to the Alex Gonzalez who played for the Cubs in '03 and '04.  So my bad--I blame ESPN's lazy web content producers.

I blame them too.  How was I to know that she wasn't a real nun?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Aramis Ramirez.

AIN'T GONE YE....yeah, he's gone.

Aramis Ramirez.

THIS MEANS MY KUBBEEZ GOTTA GET FIELDER NOW!

I still like this move, even if it means paying a lot for Fielder.

Unfortuantely, meathead Cubs fans are probably more likely to boo Ramirez upon his return to Wrigley than Alex Gonzalez.  I would happily pay to sit behind the plate and lay into him for a game.  I honestly can't think of a former Cub who I despise more than him.

Why would you boo Alex Gonzalez anyway?  Do you think he WANTED to bobble that ball?  Would standing up and screaming at him for fucking up a play that he's probably replayed in his mind at least 10,000 times since really going to even make you feel better, let alone make him feel worse?  I'm asking honestly, and this is coming from an old drunken, leather-lunged, meatball heckler.  I honestly think there's something wrong with your brain if you're being serious (and part of me says you CAN'T be).

[Yeti]

Aramis Ramirez.

AIN'T GONE YE....yeah, he's gone.

Aramis Ramirez.

THIS MEANS MY KUBBEEZ GOTTA GET FIELDER NOW!

I still like this move, even if it means paying a lot for Fielder.

Unfortuantely, meathead Cubs fans are probably more likely to boo Ramirez upon his return to Wrigley than Alex Gonzalez.  I would happily pay to sit behind the plate and lay into him for a game.  I honestly can't think of a former Cub who I despise more than him.

Why would you boo Alex Gonzalez anyway?  Do you think he WANTED to bobble that ball?  Would standing up and screaming at him for fucking up a play that he's probably replayed in his mind at least 10,000 times since really going to even make you feel better, let alone make him feel worse?  I'm asking honestly, and this is coming from an old drunken, leather-lunged, meatball heckler.  I honestly think there's something wrong with your brain if you're being serious (and part of me says you CAN'T be).

Forgive him. He's typing all this stuff with Sydney Crosby's brain

[Powdered Toast Man]

Aramis Ramirez.

AIN'T GONE YE....yeah, he's gone.

Aramis Ramirez.

THIS MEANS MY KUBBEEZ GOTTA GET FIELDER NOW!

I still like this move, even if it means paying a lot for Fielder.

Unfortuantely, meathead Cubs fans are probably more likely to boo Ramirez upon his return to Wrigley than Alex Gonzalez.  I would happily pay to sit behind the plate and lay into him for a game.  I honestly can't think of a former Cub who I despise more than him.

Why would you boo Alex Gonzalez anyway?  Do you think he WANTED to bobble that ball?  Would standing up and screaming at him for fucking up a play that he's probably replayed in his mind at least 10,000 times since really going to even make you feel better, let alone make him feel worse?  I'm asking honestly, and this is coming from an old drunken, leather-lunged, meatball heckler.  I honestly think there's something wrong with your brain if you're being serious (and part of me says you CAN'T be).

I would boo him just to see Steve Bartman smile again.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Aramis Ramirez.

AIN'T GONE YE....yeah, he's gone.

Aramis Ramirez.

THIS MEANS MY KUBBEEZ GOTTA GET FIELDER NOW!

I still like this move, even if it means paying a lot for Fielder.

Unfortuantely, meathead Cubs fans are probably more likely to boo Ramirez upon his return to Wrigley than Alex Gonzalez.  I would happily pay to sit behind the plate and lay into him for a game.  I honestly can't think of a former Cub who I despise more than him.

Why would you boo Alex Gonzalez anyway?  Do you think he WANTED to bobble that ball?  Would standing up and screaming at him for fucking up a play that he's probably replayed in his mind at least 10,000 times since really going to even make you feel better, let alone make him feel worse?  I'm asking honestly, and this is coming from an old drunken, leather-lunged, meatball heckler.  I honestly think there's something wrong with your brain if you're being serious (and part of me says you CAN'T be).

I would boo him just to see Steve Bartman smile again.

You've seen Steve Bartman smile before?

[Tonker]

Koyie Dolan Hill.

[Tonker]

Also, not strictly relevant here, but Ryan Theriot has been released by the Tards.  I don't know how to feel about that - much as seeing him jobless warms the cockles of my heart, they'd have been far worse off if they'd kept him.

[Powdered Toast Man]

You've seen Steve Bartman smile before?

Guess not.

For reals, I watched some of that Bartman 30 for 30 thing and I really felt bad for the guy.  I guess I want him to feel like a human being again.  That guy's life was changed that day.

[Richard Chuggar]

You've seen Steve Bartman smile before?

Guess not.

For reals, I watched some of that Bartman 30 for 30 thing and I really felt bad for the guy.  I guess I want him to feel like a human being again.  That guy's life was changed that day.

So was the internet's, today, on this day, the day that you made this post.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Aramis Ramirez.

AIN'T GONE YE....yeah, he's gone.

Aramis Ramirez.

THIS MEANS MY KUBBEEZ GOTTA GET FIELDER NOW!

I still like this move, even if it means paying a lot for Fielder.

Unfortuantely, meathead Cubs fans are probably more likely to boo Ramirez upon his return to Wrigley than Alex Gonzalez.  I would happily pay to sit behind the plate and lay into him for a game.  I honestly can't think of a former Cub who I despise more than him.

Why would you boo Alex Gonzalez anyway?  Do you think he WANTED to bobble that ball?  Would standing up and screaming at him for fucking up a play that he's probably replayed in his mind at least 10,000 times since really going to even make you feel better, let alone make him feel worse?  I'm asking honestly, and this is coming from an old drunken, leather-lunged, meatball heckler.  I honestly think there's something wrong with your brain if you're being serious (and part of me says you CAN'T be).

Still trying to let AGon off the hook after all these years?

But let's all the cut the crap here. I'm not looking for a scapegoat, I'm just calling it like I see it.

[Armchair_QB]

It was all Bernie Mac's fault.