Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Powdered Toast Man]

Roch Kubatko of MASNSports.com reports that the Orioles have spoken to the Cubs about a potential trade involving Alfonso Soriano.

Kubatko cautions that the talks "may not have gone far" and it's not clear if there's still any dialogue between the two clubs. ESPN Chicago's Bruce Levine reported Thursday that the Cubs have spoken to eight AL teams about Soriano, while FOX Sports' Ken Rosenthal says they couldn't find a match after talking to "a few teams." The O's would likely want Soriano as a DH, though it doesn't appear that the 36-year-old is close to being dealt anywhere at this point.

Second day in a row Rotoworld has something to say about the Cubs trading Soriano, and the Orioles being involved has me not surprised.  I'm liking this TheoJed thing.

Yes, I understand I'm being optimistic about Soriano being traded...I have hope again!

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Also, we're talking about the Cubs again. It's a fucking miracle.

Amazing what giving a shit about this team again can do.

(Apparently what it can do is inspire us to arguments over the 2004 Cubs.)

Everything's coming up CT!

[Kermit IV]

I'm still sad about the Kyle Farnsworth trade.

[Kermit IV]

Andrew Cashner?  I can't find anything more reliable.

What the hell is Cubs Insider?  Other than Starlin's chick's allegations?

/FORKSHOT

[Kermit IV]

TPD.  It just assploded on Twitter.  Cashner and Kyung-Min Na for 1B Anthony Rizzo and P prospect Zach Cates.

[Brownie]

TPD.  It just assploded on Twitter.  Cashner and Kyung-Min Na for 1B Anthony Rizzo and P prospect Zach Cates.

If Rizzo doesn't catch cancer again, he's supposed to be at least as good as Micah Hoffpauir, so good trade.

Do Rizzo's teammates trust him, though?

[Slaky]

TPD.  It just assploded on Twitter.  Cashner and Kyung-Min Na for 1B Anthony Rizzo and P prospect Zach Cates.

If Rizzo doesn't catch cancer again, he's supposed to be at least as good as Micah Hoffpauir, so good trade.

Do Rizzo's teammates trust him, though?

I love this trade.

[Eli]

TPD.  It just assploded on Twitter.  Cashner and Kyung-Min Na for 1B Anthony Rizzo and P prospect Zach Cates.

If Rizzo doesn't catch cancer again, he's supposed to be at least as good as Micah Hoffpauir, so good trade.

Do Rizzo's teammates trust him, though?

I love this trade.

I did until I saw this:

http://twitter.com/#!/TheRizzMan27/status/155143594041294848

[J. Walter Weatherman]

TPD.  It just assploded on Twitter.  Cashner and Kyung-Min Na for 1B Anthony Rizzo and P prospect Zach Cates.

If Rizzo doesn't catch cancer again, he's supposed to be at least as good as Micah Hoffpauir, so good trade.

Do Rizzo's teammates trust him, though?

I love this trade.

I did until I saw this:

http://twitter.com/#!/TheRizzMan27/status/155143594041294848

On the plus side, I'm not sure if it's even possible to rape someone to a Train song.

[PenPho]

Koyie Dolan Hill.

A Cardinal.
Wow.

[CBStew]

Koyie Dolan Hill.

A Cardinal.
Wow.

We are all pulling for you to make it to the big leagues, Koyie.

[Tonker]

Koyie Dolan Hill.

A Cardinal.
Wow.

Matheny knows GRIT when he sees it.

[Saul Goodman]

Koyie Dolan Hill.

A Cardinal.
Wow.

RIGHT SIDE OF THE RIVALRY!

[Saul Goodman]

Jeff Bianchi

[PenPho]

Jeff Bianchi

That's getting awfully loose with the intention of this thread.