Single Greatest Thread Ever

[SKO]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

[SKO]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

Like that would be so much worse than the current state of affairs. This messageboard needs the lash and you know it.

[CT III]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

Like that would be so much worse than the current state of affairs. This messageboard needs the lash and you know it.

Sure, Andy could give MODS to a wet-behind the ears Iowa hick like yourself.

Or, he could give them to a man with a proven track record of success.  A man who went into a shoutbox rife with cartoon cat pornography and Guests, and subjugated it.

I pledge this, if I am given MODS, I will clean up this messageboard, and I WILL destroy PenFoe.

Thank you.

[PenPho]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

Like that would be so much worse than the current state of affairs. This messageboard needs the lash and you know it.

Sure, Andy could give MODS to a wet-behind the ears Iowa hick like yourself.

Or, he could give them to a man with a proven track record of success.  A man who went into a shoutbox rife with cartoon cat pornography and Guests, and subjugated it.

I pledge this, if I am given MODS, I will clean up this messageboard, and I WILL destroy PenFoe.

Thank you.

Can PenPho stay?

[Gilgamesh]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

Like that would be so much worse than the current state of affairs. This messageboard needs the lash and you know it.

Sure, Andy could give MODS to a wet-behind the ears Iowa hick like yourself.

Or, he could give them to a man with a proven track record of success.  A man who went into a shoutbox rife with cartoon cat pornography and Guests, and subjugated it.

I pledge this, if I am given MODS, I will clean up this messageboard, and I WILL destroy PenFoe.

Thank you.

I vote for CT.

[R-V]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

Like that would be so much worse than the current state of affairs. This messageboard needs the lash and you know it.

Sure, Andy could give MODS to a wet-behind the ears Iowa hick like yourself.

Or, he could give them to a man with a proven track record of success.  A man who went into a shoutbox rife with cartoon cat pornography and Guests, and subjugated it.

I pledge this, if I am given MODS, I will clean up this messageboard, and I WILL destroy PenFoe.

Thank you.

I vote for CT.

Present.

[Quality Start Machine]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

Like that would be so much worse than the current state of affairs. This messageboard needs the lash and you know it.

Sure, Andy could give MODS to a wet-behind the ears Iowa hick like yourself.

Or, he could give them to a man with a proven track record of success.  A man who went into a shoutbox rife with cartoon cat pornography and Guests, and subjugated it.

I pledge this, if I am given MODS, I will clean up this messageboard, and I WILL destroy PenFoe.

Thank you.

I vote for CT.

Present.

Harumph.

[Waco Kid]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

Like that would be so much worse than the current state of affairs. This messageboard needs the lash and you know it.

Sure, Andy could give MODS to a wet-behind the ears Iowa hick like yourself.

Or, he could give them to a man with a proven track record of success.  A man who went into a shoutbox rife with cartoon cat pornography and Guests, and subjugated it.

I pledge this, if I am given MODS, I will clean up this messageboard, and I WILL destroy PenFoe.

Thank you.

[SKO]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

Like that would be so much worse than the current state of affairs. This messageboard needs the lash and you know it.

Sure, Andy could give MODS to a wet-behind the ears Iowa hick like yourself.

Or, he could give them to a man with a proven track record of success.  A man who went into a shoutbox rife with cartoon cat pornography and Guests, and subjugated it.

I pledge this, if I am given MODS, I will clean up this messageboard, and I WILL destroy PenFoe.

Thank you.

Perhaps a Purge is what we need. We have to reinforce orthodoxy.

[Bort]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

Like that would be so much worse than the current state of affairs. This messageboard needs the lash and you know it.

Sure, Andy could give MODS to a wet-behind the ears Iowa hick like yourself.

Or, he could give them to a man with a proven track record of success.  A man who went into a shoutbox rife with cartoon cat pornography and Guests, and subjugated it.

I pledge this, if I am given MODS, I will clean up this messageboard, and I WILL destroy PenFoe.

Thank you.

I vote for CT.

Present.

Harumph.

Can I have jetpacks?

[CT III]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

Like that would be so much worse than the current state of affairs. This messageboard needs the lash and you know it.

Sure, Andy could give MODS to a wet-behind the ears Iowa hick like yourself.

Or, he could give them to a man with a proven track record of success.  A man who went into a shoutbox rife with cartoon cat pornography and Guests, and subjugated it.

I pledge this, if I am given MODS, I will clean up this messageboard, and I WILL destroy PenFoe.

Thank you.

I vote for CT.

Present.

Harumph.

Can I have jetpacks?

You can have three.

[Bort]

THIS THREAD IS MADNESS NOW.

When do the Mods go up for election?

I could bring the cold iron fist of absolutism back into this collective and fix things right quick.

If Andy wants someone to turn every thread on the site into a tirade about Bears draft picks from the '90s I'm sure he'll be in touch.

Like that would be so much worse than the current state of affairs. This messageboard needs the lash and you know it.

Sure, Andy could give MODS to a wet-behind the ears Iowa hick like yourself.

Or, he could give them to a man with a proven track record of success.  A man who went into a shoutbox rife with cartoon cat pornography and Guests, and subjugated it.

I pledge this, if I am given MODS, I will clean up this messageboard, and I WILL destroy PenFoe.

Thank you.

I vote for CT.

Present.

Harumph.

Can I have jetpacks?

You can have three.

HOORAY.

[Tonker]

Marlon Byrd.

[Richard Chuggar]

Marlon Byrd.

YES!  And this Bowden kid is legit.  he went to Waubansee Valley, which makes him kind of a douche, but still a good young pitcher.  And Marlon Byrd sucks.