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Internet Apex

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1455 on: July 23, 2012, 02:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Bort on July 23, 2012, 02:34:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

Goddamn it, Marie.

Kill it with fire.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1456 on: July 23, 2012, 02:40:01 PM »
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

http://twitter.com/huecub/status/227486834610012160

Quote from: @huecubJesus just pack up your plastic vomit and leave already. @RyanDempsterFDN

#NotAMeatball

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1457 on: July 23, 2012, 02:40:44 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 23, 2012, 02:35:49 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 23, 2012, 02:34:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

Goddamn it, Marie.

Kill it with fire.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Eli

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1458 on: July 23, 2012, 02:43:45 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

http://twitter.com/huecub/status/227486834610012160

Quote from: @huecubJesus just pack up your plastic vomit and leave already. @RyanDempsterFDN

I've gone from hoping for Delgado to hoping Dempster vetoes a trade and sticks around for the rest of the year.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1459 on: July 23, 2012, 02:44:04 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

http://twitter.com/huecub/status/227486834610012160

Quote from: @huecubJesus just pack up your plastic vomit and leave already. @RyanDempsterFDN

#NotAMeatball



I laughed so motherfucking hard.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1460 on: July 23, 2012, 02:44:34 PM »
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

http://twitter.com/huecub/status/227486834610012160

Quote from: @huecubJesus just pack up your plastic vomit and leave already. @RyanDempsterFDN

I've gone from hoping for Delgado to hoping Dempster vetoes a trade and sticks around for the rest of the year.

No you haven't.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1461 on: July 23, 2012, 02:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

http://twitter.com/huecub/status/227486834610012160

Quote from: @huecubJesus just pack up your plastic vomit and leave already. @RyanDempsterFDN

I've gone from hoping for Delgado to hoping Dempster vetoes a trade and sticks around for the rest of the year.

I've been enjoying the Southern-fried Meatballs on teh Twitbox already comparing Dempster to Doyle Alexander.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1462 on: July 23, 2012, 02:46:36 PM »
Quote from: Fork on July 23, 2012, 02:45:25 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

http://twitter.com/huecub/status/227486834610012160

Quote from: @huecubJesus just pack up your plastic vomit and leave already. @RyanDempsterFDN

I've gone from hoping for Delgado to hoping Dempster vetoes a trade and sticks around for the rest of the year.

I've been enjoying the Southern-fried Meatballs on teh Twitbox already comparing Dempster to Doyle Alexander.

IT's JOHN SMOLTZ ALL OVER AGAIN!
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1463 on: July 23, 2012, 02:49:26 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 23, 2012, 02:44:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

http://twitter.com/huecub/status/227486834610012160

Quote from: @huecubJesus just pack up your plastic vomit and leave already. @RyanDempsterFDN

I've gone from hoping for Delgado to hoping Dempster vetoes a trade and sticks around for the rest of the year.

No you haven't.

Why not? He's maybe the best pitcher in baseball and he's hilarious. Let's keep him around for a few more years.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1464 on: July 23, 2012, 02:51:05 PM »
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 23, 2012, 02:44:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

http://twitter.com/huecub/status/227486834610012160

Quote from: @huecubJesus just pack up your plastic vomit and leave already. @RyanDempsterFDN

I've gone from hoping for Delgado to hoping Dempster vetoes a trade and sticks around for the rest of the year.

No you haven't.

Why not? He's maybe the best pitcher in baseball and he's hilarious. Let's keep him around for a few more years.

He's the Neifi Perez of comedy.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

Eli

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1465 on: July 23, 2012, 02:53:36 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 23, 2012, 02:51:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 23, 2012, 02:44:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

http://twitter.com/huecub/status/227486834610012160

Quote from: @huecubJesus just pack up your plastic vomit and leave already. @RyanDempsterFDN

I've gone from hoping for Delgado to hoping Dempster vetoes a trade and sticks around for the rest of the year.

No you haven't.

Why not? He's maybe the best pitcher in baseball and he's hilarious. Let's keep him around for a few more years.

He's the Neifi Perez of comedy.

Comedy is subjective, so whatever.

And I just think loyalty is important. If he vetoes a trade, it shows he really wants to be in Chicago. And if he really wants to be here, sign him to a 2 or 3 year extension and reward that.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1466 on: July 23, 2012, 02:55:15 PM »
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:53:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 23, 2012, 02:51:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 23, 2012, 02:44:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

http://twitter.com/huecub/status/227486834610012160

Quote from: @huecubJesus just pack up your plastic vomit and leave already. @RyanDempsterFDN

I've gone from hoping for Delgado to hoping Dempster vetoes a trade and sticks around for the rest of the year.

No you haven't.

Why not? He's maybe the best pitcher in baseball and he's hilarious. Let's keep him around for a few more years.

He's the Neifi Perez of comedy.

Comedy is subjective, so whatever.

And I just think loyalty is important. If he vetoes a trade, it shows he really wants to be in Chicago. And if he really wants to be here, sign him to a 2 or 3 year extension and reward that.

You're adopting this "Bill James Defending Child Rape Has Gotten Me Off of Sabermetrics Forever" shtick with impressive zeal, I see. Kudos.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

Eli

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1467 on: July 23, 2012, 02:57:28 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 23, 2012, 02:55:15 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:53:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 23, 2012, 02:51:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 23, 2012, 02:44:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
NOT GONE YET.

http://twitter.com/RyanDempsterFDN/status/227485158197043200

QuoteTHERE IS NO TRADE dont know where this info came from!

http://twitter.com/huecub/status/227486834610012160

Quote from: @huecubJesus just pack up your plastic vomit and leave already. @RyanDempsterFDN

I've gone from hoping for Delgado to hoping Dempster vetoes a trade and sticks around for the rest of the year.

No you haven't.

Why not? He's maybe the best pitcher in baseball and he's hilarious. Let's keep him around for a few more years.

He's the Neifi Perez of comedy.

Comedy is subjective, so whatever.

And I just think loyalty is important. If he vetoes a trade, it shows he really wants to be in Chicago. And if he really wants to be here, sign him to a 2 or 3 year extension and reward that.

You're adopting this "Bill James Defending Child Rape Has Gotten Me Off of Sabermetrics Forever" shtick with impressive zeal, I see. Kudos.

I just wanted to see if I could give someone a stroke (||) over the internet.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1468 on: July 23, 2012, 03:19:43 PM »

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1469 on: July 23, 2012, 05:22:30 PM »
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120723&content_id=35421834&vkey=news_chc&c_id=chc

I've always hated Dempster, but never moreso.  It's full on firebarn hate.
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