Single Greatest Thread Ever

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0726-cubs-pirates-chicago--20120726,0,7300734.story

Manager Dale Sveum sent Scott Maine out to start the seventh, and TV cameras showed Dempster throwing a cooler lid, a cooler and a bottle of energy drink before stalking off to the cluhouse

Chuckles throws a tantrum.

His agent must be psyched.

[Quality Start Machine]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0726-cubs-pirates-chicago--20120726,0,7300734.story

Manager Dale Sveum sent Scott Maine out to start the seventh, and TV cameras showed Dempster throwing a cooler lid, a cooler and a bottle of energy drink before stalking off to the cluhouse

Chuckles throws a tantrum.

His agent must be psyched.

He's already gone Hollywood.

[Oleg]

This is not the single greatest thread ever.

[Brownie]

Oh, it will be.

[Internet Apex]

Oh, it will be.

Hope springs eternal.

[Slaky]

Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

[flannj]

Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

Jesus. People are horrible.

[Brownie]

Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

Jesus. People are horrible.

Which people? Ryan Dempster? Jenny Dempster? Simone? Jake Peavy and Adam Dunn? The gossips who post on there?

[Slaky]

Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

Jesus. People are horrible.

Which people? Ryan Dempster? Jenny Dempster? Simone? Jake Peavy and Adam Dunn? The gossips who post on there?

Yes.

[flannj]

Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

Jesus. People are horrible.

Which people? Ryan Dempster? Jenny Dempster? Simone? Jake Peavy and Adam Dunn? The gossips who post on there?

Yes.

And me for reading more of that than I should have.

[Slaky]

Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

Jesus. People are horrible.

Which people? Ryan Dempster? Jenny Dempster? Simone? Jake Peavy and Adam Dunn? The gossips who post on there?

Yes.

And me for reading more of that than I should have.

Yep, that too.

[Brownie]

Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

Jesus. People are horrible.

Which people? Ryan Dempster? Jenny Dempster? Simone? Jake Peavy and Adam Dunn? The gossips who post on there?

Yes.

And me for reading more of that than I should have.

Me too. Unfortunately, there have been too many similar stories, but compared to this, Cindy Sandberg looks like a saint.

[Slaky]

Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

Jesus. People are horrible.

Which people? Ryan Dempster? Jenny Dempster? Simone? Jake Peavy and Adam Dunn? The gossips who post on there?

Yes.

And me for reading more of that than I should have.

Me too. Unfortunately, there have been too many similar stories, but compared to this, Cindy Sandberg looks like a saint.

The real question is does any of it sound like it's fabricated? Unfortunately when a guy with these kind of life problems (and don't get me wrong he created this mess mostly with his ginger balls) has 10/5 rights things that seem like a Maury Povich episode to us actually end up hurting the future of the team we like. Unbelievable.

Also, I couldn't help but notice all the other guys' names in there including Bort's favorite player Snork. Wonder what kind of nonsense that asshole is up to.

Baseball players are fucking gross.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

Jesus. People are horrible.

Which people? Ryan Dempster? Jenny Dempster? Simone? Jake Peavy and Adam Dunn? The gossips who post on there?

Yes.

And me for reading more of that than I should have.

Me too. Unfortunately, there have been too many similar stories, but compared to this, Cindy Sandberg looks like a saint.

The real question is does any of it sound like it's fabricated? Unfortunately when a guy with these kind of life problems (and don't get me wrong he created this mess mostly with his ginger balls) has 10/5 rights things that seem like a Maury Povich episode to us actually end up hurting the future of the team we like. Unbelievable.

Also, I couldn't help but notice all the other guys' names in there including Bort's favorite player Snork. Wonder what kind of nonsense that asshole is up to.

Baseball players are fucking gross.

Snork is apparently Demp's PED hook-up:

Ryan Dempster is a dick and his impersonations are the most overdone, typical characters ever. What's next, a Christopher Walken? And anybody having a career year at 35 is doing Notre Dame-hooked-up PED's. Douchebag.

[Slaky]

Someone sure wanted Jake Peavy to get into the All-Star Game.