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[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'd just like to add that I too look forward to Dempster getting lit up in the AL and setting a new personal best in postseason walks issued.

I'm mostly hoping simply for the Braves to win the World Series.

[CT III]

I'd just like to add that I too look forward to Dempster getting lit up in the AL and setting a new personal best in postseason walks issued.

I'm mostly hoping simply for the Braves to win the World Series.

The worst part is, the Braves were a natural place for him.  He could have added Skip and Chip Caray impressions to his repertoire.

[CubFaninHydePark]

I'd just like to add that I too look forward to Dempster getting lit up in the AL and setting a new personal best in postseason walks issued.

I'm mostly hoping simply for the Braves to win the World Series.

After they let the Cardinals into the playoffs last year?  While it would spite Dempster, can't you at least put country (and your hatred of Deadbird-enablers) first and root for the Nationals?

[CT III]

I'd just like to add that I too look forward to Dempster getting lit up in the AL and setting a new personal best in postseason walks issued.

I'm mostly hoping simply for the Braves to win the World Series.

After they let the Cardinals into the playoffs last year?  While it would spite Dempster, can't you at least put country (and your hatred of Deadbird-enablers) first and root for the Nationals?

What?  This shit is too fucking convoluted.  I can barely remember where Tonker ate lunch today, and I'm supposed to hate some team of nobodies for letting the Deadbirds into the playoffs or something?  I don't have the goddamn strength anymore

[Tony]

I'd just like to add that I too look forward to Dempster getting lit up in the AL and setting a new personal best in postseason walks issued.

I'm mostly hoping simply for the Braves to win the World Series.

The worst part is, the Braves were a natural place for him.  He could have added Skip and Chip Caray impressions to his repertoire.

Maybe he has a killer Vin Scully impression. The Braves winning the World Series would be nice.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

You all are more than a week late to the "firebarn Dempster" party.  Huey can toss the match, but I at least want to pour the gas.

Intrepid Reader: Huey

You can get fecked, boyo.

Maybe you all are Dempster homosexuals.  

I feel like I'm getting ganged up on here.  Where the fuck is Kerm when you need him?

The disappearance of Pujols from the NL Central should minimize 3 or 4 games of Dempster hate.

I'd to like to add that Bad Kermit was hating Ryan Dempster before anybody here. At the time, I found Kermit's hate mystifying in fact.  But then after Dempster's greatest practical joke--pitching his ass off in 2008 to give us hope only to piss it all away by refusing to throw strikes until it was time to give up a grand slam, the lead, and his season in that season's NLDS-- I jumped on board without hesitation.  I understand that Kermit's too cool or butthurt to come around here anymore, and I'm a much easier stickpoke (natch), so it's fallen to me to represent the hate, and I'm fine with that.  I justy wanted to clarify.  You know, for the record.

I'd just like to add that I too look forward to Dempster getting lit up in the AL and setting a new personal best in postseason walks issued.

I'm mostly hoping simply for the Braves to win the World Series.

I'd say their odds improved vastly by keeping Dempster away.

[Eli]

I'd say their odds improved vastly by keeping Dempster away.

So is he bad at baseball or not?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'd say their odds improved vastly by keeping Dempster away.

So is he bad at baseball or not?

No.  Just worthless when the money's on the line, like a skinny Barry Bonds with Shitsburgh.

[R-V]

Has anyone figured out what trolldempster means yet?

[BH]

Has anyone figured out what trolldempster means yet?

I just know Kerm was really pushing it on the twitter, so I ignored it.

[Slaky]

Has anyone figured out what trolldempster means yet?

Is this a real question

[CT III]

I'd say their odds improved vastly by keeping Dempster away.

So is he bad at baseball or not?

No.  Just worthless when the money's on the line, like a skinny Barry Bonds with Shitsburgh.

Mmm, that's good meatball.

[R-V]

Has anyone figured out what trolldempster means yet?

Is this a real question

Yes. Is it just a random hashtag someone made up or is there a story behind it?

[Bort]

I remember going on Dempster hate-reveries with Kermit back when he was a reliever. Those were good terrible times.

[CT III]

I remember going on Dempster hate-reveries with Kermit back when he was a reliever. Those were good terrible times.

Nothing in this sentence is plausible.  You might as well have added a visit from Sasquatch to make it more believable.