Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Quality Start Machine]

The 2012 Cubs.

Specifically Pat Listach.

Fat Listach

Fat Weed Stash

LEAVE PASTOLEG OUT OF THIS!

Oleg isn't fat anymore'd.

I'm guessing his weed stash still is.

Nope.

That whole "weed is a gateway drug to heroin" thing finally kick in?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The 2012 Cubs.

Specifically Pat Listach.

Fat Listach

Fat Weed Stash

LEAVE PASTOLEG OUT OF THIS!

Oleg isn't fat anymore'd.

I'm guessing his weed stash still is.

Nope.

That whole "weed is a gateway drug to heroin" thing finally kick in?

Why do you think he's so skinny now?

[Saul Goodman]

Blake DeWitt, Alex Hinshaw, and Randy Wells...assuming they don't re-sign.

[Armchair_QB]

Blake DeWitt was in Des Moines all season? Why didn't you guys tell me?

[CT III]

Blake DeWitt was in Des Moines all season? Why didn't you guys tell me?

Ever since our Des Moines correspondent got a fancy haircut and bought a belt he feels that sort of thing is beneath him.

[Bort]

Blake DeWitt was in Des Moines all season? Why didn't you guys tell me?

Ever since our Des Moines correspondent got a fancy haircut and bought a belt he feels that sort of thing is beneath him.

Ok. I LOLed.

[SKO]

Blake DeWitt was in Des Moines all season? Why didn't you guys tell me?

Ever since our Des Moines correspondent got a fancy haircut and bought a belt he feels that sort of thing is beneath him.

Ok. I LOLed.

LOL'd until a single tear came.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

How many times has Blake DeWitt appeared in this thread.

[Brownie]

How many times has Blake DeWitt appeared in this thread.

I don't know. But he has the stench of being non-tendered only to land in St. Louis to be a thorn in the Cubs' side for the next 5 years. I've seen it happen too many times.

/bc

[Saul Goodman]

Jimmy Bank

The foul territory behind home plate at Wrigley

College football offenses driving in only one direction at Wrigley

[Chuck to Chuck]

Bob Brenly.

Well, it's not great, it's awful awful. But that's what this thread is for, right?

[Armchair_QB]

Bob Brenly.

Well, it's not great, it's awful awful. But that's what this thread is for, right?

Just read the Trib story and every single replacement they suggested sucks.

[Tonker]

Bob Brenly.

Well, it's not great, it's awful awful. But that's what this thread is for, right?

Bad news for us, good news for Penfoe and other folk who live in Arizona.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bob Brenly.

Well, it's not great, it's awful awful. But that's what this thread is for, right?

Bad news for us, good news for Penfoe and other folk who live in Arizona.

I'm not sure about this, but I think Pen may have moved from Arizona.

[Saul Goodman]

Bob Brenly.

Well, it's not great, it's awful awful. But that's what this thread is for, right?

Just read the Trib story and every single replacement they suggested sucks.

Let's set our expectations low.  Very low.

Crane Kenney likely will have a dozen or so candidates from which to choose for Brenly's replacement in the booth, including Grace, ESPN's Rick Sutcliffe, CSN's Todd Hollandsworth and former Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood, who has said he's not interested in broadcasting but probably could be persuaded to change his mind.