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[Tonker]

Meatball General is about to be overrun with aneurism patients: Tony Campana has been DFA'd.

[Slaky]

Meatball General is about to be overrun with aneurism patients: Tony Campana has been DFA'd.

Unless he clears waivers of course.

[Tonker]

Meatball General is about to be overrun with aneurism patients: Tony Campana has been DFA'd.

Unless he clears waivers of course.

There's no way anybody with that much GRIT and SPEED, who knows how to play the game and who does the little things, and wears high socks and a hat that's much too big for him, gets through waivers.

[CBStew]

Meatball General is about to be overrun with aneurism patients: Tony Campana has been DFA'd.

Unless he clears waivers of course.

There's no way anybody with that much GRIT and SPEED, who knows how to play the game and who does the little things, and wears high socks and a hat that's much too big for him, gets through waivers.

...and who can get the ball from the warning track to the cutoff man in six bounces.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Nazi Pope.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Nazi Pope.

I guess the Pope doesn't quit in the woods.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Nazi Pope.

I guess the Pope doesn't quit in the woods.

No, Huey. NO, CHUCK.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Nazi Pope.

I guess the Pope doesn't quit in the woods.

No, Huey. NO, CHUCK.

Don't blame me.  This thread jumped the tracks ages ago.

[Gilgamesh]

Nazi Pope.

I guess the Pope doesn't quit in the woods.

No, Huey. NO, CHUCK.

Don't blame me.  This thread jumped the tracks ages ago.

Precisely because of shit like this.

[Brownie]

I HERD DA CARDINALS ARE INTRESTED IN DAT CAMPANO GUY. SINCE DEY SEEM TO GET TO VOTE ON WHO DA POPE WILL BE, MAYBE THEY WILL DECIDE CAMPANA HAS THE HEART AND GRIT TO LEAD US CATHOLICS. HE WON'T BE A GREAT POPE LIKE JOHN PAUL BECAUSE HE'S NOT POLISH, BUT DEM DAGOS ARE OK BY ME, BETTER DEN DEM DUM MICKS YOU SEE ON DA SOUT SIDE.

WHEN DA CARDINALS ELECTED BENNETT, THEY WERE STILL SORE FROM GETTING BEAT BY THE RED SOX IN THE WORLD SERIES. MAYBE DAT'S WHY THEY CHOSE DAT POSTMAN FROM CHEERS AND MADE HIM CHANGE HIS NAME TO BENNETT. YOUSE AIN'T GOING TO SIT AROUND A BAR IN BOSTON NO MORE!

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Nazi Pope.

I guess the Pope doesn't quit in the woods.

No, Huey. NO, CHUCK.

Don't blame me.  This thread jumped the tracks ages ago.

Precisely because of shit like this.

Don't think I wasn't on the front lines back in the day, trying to save this thread's integrity, douche hat. 

Now I just don't care anymore.

[PenFoe]

Nazi Pope.

I guess the Pope doesn't quit in the woods.

No, Huey. NO, CHUCK.

Don't blame me.  This thread jumped the tracks ages ago.

Precisely because of shit like this.

Don't think I wasn't on the front lines back in the day, trying to save this thread's integrity, douche hat. 

Now I just don't care anymore.

I'm not sure 13 months ago really counts as back in the day, considering it was about 5 years after this thread went to hell in a Pexbasket.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Nazi Pope.

I guess the Pope doesn't quit in the woods.

No, Huey. NO, CHUCK.

Don't blame me.  This thread jumped the tracks ages ago.

Precisely because of shit like this.

Don't think I wasn't on the front lines back in the day, trying to save this thread's integrity, douche hat. 

Now I just don't care anymore.

I'm not sure 13 months ago really counts as back in the day, considering it was about 5 years after this thread went to hell in a Pexbasket.

Yeah but I really wasn't looking to turdmine that far back. 

[Bort]

Nazi Pope.

I guess the Pope doesn't quit in the woods.

No, Huey. NO, CHUCK.

Don't blame me.  This thread jumped the tracks ages ago.

Precisely because of shit like this.

Don't think I wasn't on the front lines back in the day, trying to save this thread's integrity, douche hat. 

Now I just don't care anymore.

I'm not sure 13 months ago really counts as back in the day, considering it was about 5 years after this thread went to hell in a Pexbasket.

Yeah but I really wasn't looking to turdmine that far back. 

None of this matters if the Pope doesn't clear waivers.

[Gilgamesh]

Nazi Pope.

I guess the Pope doesn't quit in the woods.

No, Huey. NO, CHUCK.

Don't blame me.  This thread jumped the tracks ages ago.

Precisely because of shit like this.

Don't think I wasn't on the front lines back in the day, trying to save this thread's integrity, douche hat. 

Now I just don't care anymore.

I'm not sure 13 months ago really counts as back in the day, considering it was about 5 years after this thread went to hell in a Pexbasket.

Yeah but I really wasn't looking to turdmine that far back. 

None of this matters if the Pope doesn't clear waivers.

IF DA POPE CLEARS WAYVERS DOES DAT MEEN DEY CAN SIGN DAT CAMPANA GUY AGAIN!?!?