Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Saul Goodman]

Carlos Zambrano has signed a minor league deal with the Phillies.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9277801/philadelphia-phillies-sign-carlos-zambrano-minor-league-deal

"We got a feel for his desire to come back and his sincerity about that, and what kind of condition he's put himself in. It's a minor league deal. We're not signing him to a $90 million deal like the Cubs did, but you still want to get a guy who's committed and is going to conduct himself appropriately. As far as we're concerned, that was satisfied."

Sick burn, Phillies guy.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Carlos Zambrano has signed a minor league deal with the Phillies.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9277801/philadelphia-phillies-sign-carlos-zambrano-minor-league-deal

"We got a feel for his desire to come back and his sincerity about that, and what kind of condition he's put himself in. It's a minor league deal. We're not signing him to a $90 million deal like the Cubs did, but you still want to get a guy who's committed and is going to conduct himself appropriately. As far as we're concerned, that was satisfied."

Sick burn, Phillies guy.

Why do they need Z at $90 million when they have Cole Hamels and his ERA+ of 95 and 0.6WAR for the next 6 years at $137.5 million?

[CBStew]

"...but you still want to get a guy who's committed and is going to conduct himself appropriately. As far as we're concerned, that was satisfied."

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What could go wrong?

[Armchair_QB]

"...but you still want to get a guy who's committed and is going to conduct himself appropriately. As far as we're concerned, that was satisfied."

What could go wrong?

Nothing really. Philadelphia has the most forgiving fans in baseball. They'll understand if he struggles, especially at home. I really don't see a downside to this.

[Internet Apex]

"...but you still want to get a guy who's committed and is going to conduct himself appropriately. As far as we're concerned, that was satisfied."

What could go wrong?

Nothing really. Philadelphia has the most forgiving fans in baseball. They'll understand if he struggles, especially at home. I really don't see a downside to this.

I hope he gets all HGH'd out and pitches them into the playoffs. Fuck it. I hope they win it.

[Brownie]

"...but you still want to get a guy who's committed and is going to conduct himself appropriately. As far as we're concerned, that was satisfied."

What could go wrong?

Nothing really. Philadelphia has the most forgiving fans in baseball. They'll understand if he struggles, especially at home. I really don't see a downside to this.

I hope he gets all HGH'd out and pitches them into the playoffs. Fuck it. I hope they win it.

AND RYAN SANBURG WILL GET HIS RING DAT EPSTINK AND SWAIN WON'T EVER GET!!!1!!

[Slaky]

"...but you still want to get a guy who's committed and is going to conduct himself appropriately. As far as we're concerned, that was satisfied."

What could go wrong?

Nothing really. Philadelphia has the most forgiving fans in baseball. They'll understand if he struggles, especially at home. I really don't see a downside to this.

I hope he gets all HGH'd out and pitches them into the playoffs. Fuck it. I hope they win it.

Me too. I love Big Z.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

"...but you still want to get a guy who's committed and is going to conduct himself appropriately. As far as we're concerned, that was satisfied."

What could go wrong?

Nothing really. Philadelphia has the most forgiving fans in baseball. They'll understand if he struggles, especially at home. I really don't see a downside to this.

I hope he gets all HGH'd out and pitches them into the playoffs. Fuck it. I hope they win it.

Me too. I love Big Z.

Yes.

[PenFoe]

"...but you still want to get a guy who's committed and is going to conduct himself appropriately. As far as we're concerned, that was satisfied."

What could go wrong?

Nothing really. Philadelphia has the most forgiving fans in baseball. They'll understand if he struggles, especially at home. I really don't see a downside to this.

I hope he gets all HGH'd out and pitches them into the playoffs. Fuck it. I hope they win it.

Me too. I love Big Z.

Yes.

You are all morons.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

"...but you still want to get a guy who's committed and is going to conduct himself appropriately. As far as we're concerned, that was satisfied."

What could go wrong?

Nothing really. Philadelphia has the most forgiving fans in baseball. They'll understand if he struggles, especially at home. I really don't see a downside to this.

I hope he gets all HGH'd out and pitches them into the playoffs. Fuck it. I hope they win it.

Me too. I love Big Z.

Yes.

You are all morons.

My fantasy involves Big Z getting the final out to record the Save in the World Series clinching game.

[Tonker]

"...but you still want to get a guy who's committed and is going to conduct himself appropriately. As far as we're concerned, that was satisfied."

What could go wrong?

Nothing really. Philadelphia has the most forgiving fans in baseball. They'll understand if he struggles, especially at home. I really don't see a downside to this.

I hope he gets all HGH'd out and pitches them into the playoffs. Fuck it. I hope they win it.

Me too. I love Big Z.

Yes.

You are all morons.

My fantasy involves Big Z getting the final out to record the Save in the World Series clinching game.

Two lesbians probably, sisters.  I'm just watching.

[Saul Goodman]

Alberto Gonzalez who allegedly played for the #Cubes

The Yankees continue to collect shitty ex-Cub middle infielders with Brent Li'lbitch.

[Saul Goodman]

Hisanori Takahashi.

THE TRADE MARKET IS HEATIN' UP, BOYS!

[thehawk]

Hisanori Takahashi.

THE TRADE MARKET IS HEATIN' MUP, MUP MUP BOYS!

Stanley Cup Final'd

[Saul Goodman]

Hisanori Takahashi.

THE TRADE MARKET IS HEATIN' MUP, MUP MUP BOYS!

Stanley Cup Final'd

MUP! HI, YEAH, PLEASE, KEEP GAWKING AT THE DEAF PERSON!  MUP!  MUP!