Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Eli]

Donald Murphy
George Kottaras

Weird. But I guess it's pretty inconsequential, so whatever.

I think Theo is just giving these guys to Jon Daniels at no cost to make up for the lopsided Garza trade and get back in the Rangers good graces. Then come July...BOOM...Jason Hammel for Darvish.

It is weird that a team would cut their major off-season free agent acquisition. Maybe Kottaras is on drugs.

Huh?

I think Eli is still unhappy about the failed pursuit of Tanaka.

Me, or Apex?

By Eli I meant Apex. You whites from states other than Illinois are all the same to me.

Hey, I'm FROM Illinois. Unless you don't count downstate, which ... actually, you probably shouldn't. Nevermind.

[SKO]

Donald Murphy
George Kottaras

Weird. But I guess it's pretty inconsequential, so whatever.

I think Theo is just giving these guys to Jon Daniels at no cost to make up for the lopsided Garza trade and get back in the Rangers good graces. Then come July...BOOM...Jason Hammel for Darvish.

It is weird that a team would cut their major off-season free agent acquisition. Maybe Kottaras is on drugs.

Huh?

I think Eli is still unhappy about the failed pursuit of Tanaka.

Me, or Apex?

By Eli I meant Apex. You whites from states other than Illinois are all the same to me.

Hey, I'm FROM Illinois. Unless you don't count downstate, which ... actually, you probably shouldn't. Nevermind.

Took me about three years to realize that "I'm not from Iowa, I'm from downstate Illinois" was not an argument that improved my situation in the slightest.

[InternetApex]

Donald Murphy
George Kottaras

Weird. But I guess it's pretty inconsequential, so whatever.

I think Theo is just giving these guys to Jon Daniels at no cost to make up for the lopsided Garza trade and get back in the Rangers good graces. Then come July...BOOM...Jason Hammel for Darvish.

It is weird that a team would cut their major off-season free agent acquisition. Maybe Kottaras is on drugs.

Huh?

I think Eli is still unhappy about the failed pursuit of Tanaka.

Me, or Apex?

By Eli I meant Apex. You whites from states other than Illinois are all the same to me.

Hey, I'm FROM Illinois. Unless you don't count downstate, which ... actually, you probably shouldn't. Nevermind.

Took me about three years to realize that "I'm not from Iowa, I'm from downstate Illinois" was not an argument that improved my situation in the slightest.

Isn't RV from Peoria or some shit?

[R-V]

Donald Murphy
George Kottaras

Weird. But I guess it's pretty inconsequential, so whatever.

I think Theo is just giving these guys to Jon Daniels at no cost to make up for the lopsided Garza trade and get back in the Rangers good graces. Then come July...BOOM...Jason Hammel for Darvish.

It is weird that a team would cut their major off-season free agent acquisition. Maybe Kottaras is on drugs.

Huh?

I think Eli is still unhappy about the failed pursuit of Tanaka.

Me, or Apex?

By Eli I meant Apex. You whites from states other than Illinois are all the same to me.

Hey, I'm FROM Illinois. Unless you don't count downstate, which ... actually, you probably shouldn't. Nevermind.

Took me about three years to realize that "I'm not from Iowa, I'm from downstate Illinois" was not an argument that improved my situation in the slightest.

Isn't RV from Peoria or some shit?

Yes I am and I'm oozing with ILLINOIS PRIDE. It's solidly in the middle of the state and there's a Chipotle and a planetarium there so it's significantly more cultured than SKO's hometown of Buttstain located in the heart of Slackjaw County.

I thought Eli was from Kansas or Missourah or something but that's based on Vague Recollections from the Internet.

[Eli]

I thought Eli was from Kansas or Missourah or something but that's based on Vague Recollections from the Internet.

I grew up in Galesburg. Live in KC now (technically in a Kansas suburb).

This thread just got real boring, real fast.

[SKO]

Donald Murphy
George Kottaras

Weird. But I guess it's pretty inconsequential, so whatever.

I think Theo is just giving these guys to Jon Daniels at no cost to make up for the lopsided Garza trade and get back in the Rangers good graces. Then come July...BOOM...Jason Hammel for Darvish.

It is weird that a team would cut their major off-season free agent acquisition. Maybe Kottaras is on drugs.

Huh?

I think Eli is still unhappy about the failed pursuit of Tanaka.

Me, or Apex?

By Eli I meant Apex. You whites from states other than Illinois are all the same to me.

Hey, I'm FROM Illinois. Unless you don't count downstate, which ... actually, you probably shouldn't. Nevermind.

Took me about three years to realize that "I'm not from Iowa, I'm from downstate Illinois" was not an argument that improved my situation in the slightest.

Isn't RV from Peoria or some shit?

Yes I am and I'm oozing with ILLINOIS PRIDE. It's solidly in the middle of the state and there's a Chipotle and a planetarium there so it's significantly more cultured than SKO's hometown of Buttstain located in the heart of Slackjaw County.

I thought Eli was from Kansas or Missourah or something but that's based on Vague Recollections from the Internet.

Hey I grew up in Pekin, which is just Peoria with more racism.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Isn't RV from Peoria or some shit?

Yes I am and I'm oozing with ILLINOIS PRIDE PEORIA CLASS.

#Strips

[Slaky]

this thread is the drizzling shits

[R-V]

this thread is the drizzling shits

what happened to your punctuation buttons

[Eli]

this thread is the drizzling shits

what happened to your punctuation buttons

I think this became Slaky-style on Twitter about six months ago. Maybe ChuckD can do some research and make us a graph.

[Slaky]

this thread is the drizzling shits

what happened to your punctuation buttons

I think this became Slaky-style on Twitter about six months ago. Maybe ChuckD can do some research and make us a graph.

it saves characters. I should use punctuation here.

[Richard Chuggar]

this thread is the drizzling shits

what happened to your punctuation buttons

I think this became Slaky-style on Twitter about six months ago. Maybe ChuckD can do some research and make us a graph.

it saves characters. I should use punctuation here.

To be fair to Slaky, when you tweet 456 times a day, saving a punctuation mark here and there can be all the difference in the world.

[Slaky]

this thread is the drizzling shits

what happened to your punctuation buttons

I think this became Slaky-style on Twitter about six months ago. Maybe ChuckD can do some research and make us a graph.

it saves characters. I should use punctuation here.

To be fair to Slaky, when you tweet 456 times a day, saving a punctuation mark here and there can be all the difference in the world.

Good input, Todd. Thank you.

[ChuckD]

this thread is the drizzling shits

what happened to your punctuation buttons

I think this became Slaky-style on Twitter about six months ago. Maybe ChuckD can do some research and make us a graph.

it saves characters. I should use punctuation here.

To be fair to Slaky, when you tweet 456 times a day, saving a punctuation mark here and there can be all the difference in the world.

Good input, Todd. Thank you. #thoughtjots

#sportsjorts?

[Brownie]

this thread is the drizzling shits

what happened to your punctuation buttons

does anyone
remember
what happened to the
deerfield native
new york dwelling
capitalization and punctuation shunning
dan character who would
always press
enter
for no
apparent reason
as if he was
some kind of avant garde poet
like e.e cummings