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[World's #1 Astros Fan]

this thread is the drizzling shits

what happened to your punctuation buttons

does anyone
remember
what happened to the
deerfield native
new york dwelling
capitalization and punctuation shunning
dan character who would
always press
enter
for no
apparent reason
as if he was
some kind of avant garde poet
like e.e cummings

Dan the Man?

No idea.

[Brownie]

this thread is the drizzling shits

what happened to your punctuation buttons

does anyone
remember
what happened to the
deerfield native
new york dwelling
capitalization and punctuation shunning
dan character who would
always press
enter
for no
apparent reason
as if he was
some kind of avant garde poet
like e.e cummings

Dan the Man?

No idea.

Me neither. I was
just recalling his rather strange ways
of putting
together a thought. He was a jazz pianist or something

[Saul Goodman]

Casey Coleman, released from Triple-A Iowa, finally.

Coleman, 26, has plenty to offer with a resume that includes a 7-13 record with a 5.76 ERA in 48 Major League games.

Plenty to offer.

[Tonker]

Casey Coleman, released from Triple-A Iowa, finally.

Coleman, 26, has plenty to offer with a resume that includes a 7-13 record with a 5.76 ERA in 48 Major League games.

Plenty to offer.

He never even showed flashes of being a major leaguer.  Quite why the Cubs held on to him this long is beyond me.

[Quality Start Machine]

Casey Coleman, released from Triple-A Iowa, finally.

Coleman, 26, has plenty to offer with a resume that includes a 7-13 record with a 5.76 ERA in 48 Major League games.

Plenty to offer.

He never even showed flashes of being a major leaguer.  Quite why the Cubs held on to him this long is beyond me.

Because pitchers are like racehorses, and he has 20-win bloodlines.

[Saul Goodman]

Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

About that.  Not a Cub, but look who's hangin' with the Chads and Trixies today.  Think he'll stop by Al's Corner to say hi?

[BH]

Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

About that.  Not a Cub, but look who's hangin' with the Chads and Trixies today.  Think he'll stop by Al's Corner to say hi?

Does he have his fingers crossed?

[Saul Goodman]

Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

About that.  Not a Cub, but look who's hangin' with the Chads and Trixies today.  Think he'll stop by Al's Corner to say hi?

Does he have his fingers crossed?

He does.  He's also trolling us by wearing his World Series ring.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

About that.  Not a Cub, but look who's hangin' with the Chads and Trixies today.  Think he'll stop by Al's Corner to say hi?

Does he have his fingers crossed?

He does.  He's also trolling us by wearing his World Series ring.

I hope you TEAM DEMPSTER FAGGOTS are happy.

[Slaky]

Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

About that.  Not a Cub, but look who's hangin' with the Chads and Trixies today.  Think he'll stop by Al's Corner to say hi?

Does he have his fingers crossed?

He does.  He's also trolling us by wearing his World Series ring.

I hope you TEAM DEMPSTER FAGGOTS are happy.

This seems a bit harsh

[Eli]

Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

About that.  Not a Cub, but look who's hangin' with the Chads and Trixies today.  Think he'll stop by Al's Corner to say hi?

Does he have his fingers crossed?

He does.  He's also trolling us by wearing his World Series ring.

I hope you TEAM DEMPSTER FAGGOTS are happy.

This seems a bit harsh

You can spell "nuanced, subtle points of view" without P-A-N-K.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

About that.  Not a Cub, but look who's hangin' with the Chads and Trixies today.  Think he'll stop by Al's Corner to say hi?

Does he have his fingers crossed?

He does.  He's also trolling us by wearing his World Series ring.

I hope you TEAM DEMPSTER FAGGOTS are happy.

This seems a bit harsh

Praise from Caesar.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

About that.  Not a Cub, but look who's hangin' with the Chads and Trixies today.  Think he'll stop by Al's Corner to say hi?

Does he have his fingers crossed?

He does.  He's also trolling us by wearing his World Series ring.

I hope you TEAM DEMPSTER FAGGOTS are happy.

This seems a bit harsh

You can spell "nuanced, subtle points of view" without P-A-N-K.

Pretty sure you can't.

[flannj]

Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

About that.  Not a Cub, but look who's hangin' with the Chads and Trixies today.  Think he'll stop by Al's Corner to say hi?

Does he have his fingers crossed?

He does.  He's also trolling us by wearing his World Series ring.

I hope you TEAM DEMPSTER FAGGOTS are happy.

This seems a bit harsh

You can spell "nuanced, subtle points of view" without P-A-N-K.

Pretty sure you can't.

Well you could if you PANKED it.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Hoyer confirms everything we surmised and rubs some balm on Huey's PANKRAGE - it appears that Dempster will never be back at Wrigley Field as a Cub as long as Jed and Theo are in charge.

About that.  Not a Cub, but look who's hangin' with the Chads and Trixies today.  Think he'll stop by Al's Corner to say hi?

Does he have his fingers crossed?

He does.  He's also trolling us by wearing his World Series ring.

I hope you TEAM DEMPSTER FAGGOTS are happy.

This seems a bit harsh

You can spell "nuanced, subtle points of view" without P-A-N-K.

Pretty sure you can't.

You certainly can't spell it with P-A-N-K.