Single Greatest Thread Ever

[InternetApex]

Chris Rusin

Fuck.

Good pickup for the Rockies. When you come across a pitcher who posted a 4.63 FIP and 2.55 K/BB rate at AAA as a 27 year-old, boy-how you gotta get that guy.

The Rockies have sent a clear signal to the division and the rest of the league: they're serious, and they GET IT.

Yet they didn't want Jacob Turner, who has a ton more upside. The rockies are outside the box thinkers.

Jacob Turner who has a six plus ERA? That guy? HE STINKS. THE CUBS ARE FUCKED.

I was pretty certain that CFiHP was joking about the Rusin thing. I even laughed. Let me find out he was serious.

[PenFoe]

Chris Rusin

Fuck.

Good pickup for the Rockies. When you come across a pitcher who posted a 4.63 FIP and 2.55 K/BB rate at AAA as a 27 year-old, boy-how you gotta get that guy.

The Rockies have sent a clear signal to the division and the rest of the league: they're serious, and they GET IT.

Yet they didn't want Jacob Turner, who has a ton more upside. The rockies are outside the box thinkers.

Jacob Turner who has a six plus ERA? That guy? HE STINKS. THE CUBS ARE FUCKED.

I was pretty certain that CFiHP was joking about the Rusin thing. I even laughed. Let me find out he was serious.

I also laughed at that rare moment of humility/humor/whatever.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Chris Rusin

Fuck.

Good pickup for the Rockies. When you come across a pitcher who posted a 4.63 FIP and 2.55 K/BB rate at AAA as a 27 year-old, boy-how you gotta get that guy.

The Rockies have sent a clear signal to the division and the rest of the league: they're serious, and they GET IT.

Yet they didn't want Jacob Turner, who has a ton more upside. The rockies are outside the box thinkers.

Jacob Turner who has a six plus ERA? That guy? HE STINKS. THE CUBS ARE FUCKED.

I was pretty certain that CFiHP was joking about the Rusin thing. I even laughed. Let me find out he was serious.

I also laughed at that rare moment of humility/humor/whatever.

It's what's convinced me that we've been duped and CFiHP has been trolling us the ENTIRE TIME.

Paul would be proud of such expert-level trollery.  In fact, I'm surprised it hasn't garnered a mention in Variety by now.

[Eli]

It's what's convinced me that we've been duped and CFiHP has been trolling us the ENTIRE TIME.

He's definitely been trolling for years.

[ChuckD]

Chris Rusin

Fuck.

Good pickup for the Rockies. When you come across a pitcher who posted a 4.63 FIP and 2.55 K/BB rate at AAA as a 27 year-old, boy-how you gotta get that guy.

The Rockies have sent a clear signal to the division and the rest of the league: they're serious, and they GET IT.

Yet they didn't want Jacob Turner, who has a ton more upside. The rockies are outside the box thinkers.

Jacob Turner who has a six plus ERA? That guy? HE STINKS. THE CUBS ARE FUCKED.

I was pretty certain that CFiHP was joking about the Rusin thing. I even laughed. Let me find out he was serious.

I also laughed at that rare moment of humility/humor/whatever.

It's what's convinced me that we've been duped and CFiHP has been trolling us the ENTIRE TIME.

Paul would be proud of such expert-level trollery.  In fact, I'm surprised it hasn't garnered a mention in Variety by now.

Did he rebut the arguments of multiple debaters from the CHUD forums with mere sophistry?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Chris Rusin

Fuck.

Good pickup for the Rockies. When you come across a pitcher who posted a 4.63 FIP and 2.55 K/BB rate at AAA as a 27 year-old, boy-how you gotta get that guy.

The Rockies have sent a clear signal to the division and the rest of the league: they're serious, and they GET IT.

Yet they didn't want Jacob Turner, who has a ton more upside. The rockies are outside the box thinkers.

Jacob Turner who has a six plus ERA? That guy? HE STINKS. THE CUBS ARE FUCKED.

I was pretty certain that CFiHP was joking about the Rusin thing. I even laughed. Let me find out he was serious.

I also laughed at that rare moment of humility/humor/whatever.

It's what's convinced me that we've been duped and CFiHP has been trolling us the ENTIRE TIME.

Paul would be proud of such expert-level trollery.  In fact, I'm surprised it hasn't garnered a mention in Variety by now.

Did he rebut the arguments of multiple debaters from the CHUD forums with mere sophistry?

Natch.

[flannj]

Bill Mueller

[Eli]

Bill Mueller

Oh my God they're going to make Manny the hitting coach. This will be amazing.

ETA: Nevermind, because nothing can be fun.

[Brownie]

Bill Mueller

Oh my God they're going to make Manny the hitting coach. This will be amazing.

ETA: Nevermind, because nothing can be fun.

An established guy? A sage? A guy who has his one eye on the ball and the other on Illinois' unemployment rates? Right that WRONG, Theo!

[PenFoe]

I can't believe BH hasn't made a Rudy Jaramillo "joke" yet.

[BH]

I can't believe BH hasn't made a Rudy Jaramillo *joke* yet.

He was great. That's no joke.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Bill Mueller

Oh my God they're going to make Manny the hitting coach. This will be amazing.

ETA: Nevermind, because nothing can be fun.

An established guy? A sage? A guy who has his one eye on the ball and the other on Illinois' unemployment rates? Right that WRONG, Theo!

Him? My fucken ass!

[CBStew]

What I love about San Francisco is that it is one great big bandwagon.  People who have never set foot in AT&T Park came to work today in Giants' T shirts, and couldn't tell you the name of the starting shortstop.

[Quality Start Machine]

What I love about San Francisco is that it is one great big bandwagon.  People who have never set foot in AT&T Park came to work today in Giants' T shirts, and couldn't tell you the name of the starting shortstop.

But this is their 3rd pennant in 5 years. How can there be new bandwagoners?

[Tonker]

What I love about San Francisco is that it is one great big bandwagon.  People who have never set foot in AT&T Park came to work today in Giants' T shirts, and couldn't tell you the name of the starting shortstop.

But this is their 3rd pennant in 5 years. How can there be new bandwagoners?

I don't know... does finally joining the bandwagon after three pennants make you more, or less bandwaggony?