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[InternetApex]

What I love about San Francisco is that it is one great big bandwagon.  People who have never set foot in AT&T Park came to work today in Giants' T shirts, and couldn't tell you the name of the starting shortstop.

But this is their 3rd pennant in 5 years. How can there be new bandwagoners?

I don't know... does finally joining the bandwagon after three pennants make you more, or less bandwaggony?

The thing about bandwagons is you're free to jump on or off whenever it suits you. The choice is yours. So those folks probably purchase their Giants shirseys at whatever boutique is gluing sequins to them every other year come pennant-winning time. It's a wonderful time to be alive.

[ChuckD]

What I love about San Francisco is that it is one great big bandwagon.  People who have never set foot in AT&T Park came to work today in Giants' T shirts, and couldn't tell you the name of the starting shortstop.

But this is their 3rd pennant in 5 years. How can there be new bandwagoners?

I don't know... does finally joining the bandwagon after three pennants make you more, or less bandwaggony?

The thing about bandwagons is you're free to jump on or off whenever it suits you. The choice is yours. So those folks probably purchase their Giants shirseys at whatever boutique is gluing sequins to them every other year come pennant-winning time. It's a wonderful time to be alive.

Like watching Moses come down from Mount Sinai in a Cavs jersey.

[InternetApex]

What I love about San Francisco is that it is one great big bandwagon.  People who have never set foot in AT&T Park came to work today in Giants' T shirts, and couldn't tell you the name of the starting shortstop.

But this is their 3rd pennant in 5 years. How can there be new bandwagoners?

I don't know... does finally joining the bandwagon after three pennants make you more, or less bandwaggony?

The thing about bandwagons is you're free to jump on or off whenever it suits you. The choice is yours. So those folks probably purchase their Giants shirseys at whatever boutique is gluing sequins to them every other year come pennant-winning time. It's a wonderful time to be alive.

Like watching Moses come down from Mount Sinai in a Cavs jersey.

Quite.

[Quality Start Machine]

What I love about San Francisco is that it is one great big bandwagon.  People who have never set foot in AT&T Park came to work today in Giants' T shirts, and couldn't tell you the name of the starting shortstop.

But this is their 3rd pennant in 5 years. How can there be new bandwagoners?

I don't know... does finally joining the bandwagon after three pennants make you more, or less bandwaggony?

The thing about bandwagons is you're free to jump on or off whenever it suits you. The choice is yours. So those folks probably purchase their Giants shirseys at whatever boutique is gluing sequins to them every other year come pennant-winning time. It's a wonderful time to be alive.

Like watching Moses come down from Mount Sinai in a Cavs jersey.

Quite.

#NeverForget

[Oleg]

What I love about San Francisco is that it is one great big bandwagon.  People who have never set foot in AT&T Park came to work today in Giants' T shirts, and couldn't tell you the name of the starting shortstop.

But this is their 3rd pennant in 5 years. How can there be new bandwagoners?

I don't know... does finally joining the bandwagon after three pennants make you more, or less bandwaggony?

It'll be kind of cool when this question is being asked after a Cubs run like that.  Kinda cool.

[Saul Goodman]

Kyuji Fujikawa.

...unless they re-sign him for less later. #NOTGONEYET

[Quality Start Machine]

Rick Renteria.

[Slaky]

Arodys Vizcaino

[Quality Start Machine]

Arodys Vizcaino

You know, when he came up he seemed OK, but wasn't this high-90s manbeast we'd all heard about.

[Tonker]

LAWESLEY and John Baker.

DAT EPSTINK LET DAT GUY BAKER JUST WALK AWAY FROM DA CUBS.  WHO DEY GONNA GET TO REPLACE HIS VETRAN PRESENTS AND MOXIE?  EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE MY FRENTS.

[BBM]

LAWESLEY and John Baker.

DAT EPSTINK LET DAT GUY BAKER JUST WALK AWAY FROM DA CUBS.  WHO DEY GONNA GET TO REPLACE HIS VETRAN PRESENTS AND MOXIE?  EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE MY FRENTS.

HANK WHITE AND MANNIE RODRIEGUES PLAYER COACHES MY FRENT

[Eli]

LAWESLEY and John Baker.

DAT EPSTINK LET DAT GUY BAKER JUST WALK AWAY FROM DA CUBS.  WHO DEY GONNA GET TO REPLACE HIS VETRAN PRESENTS AND MOXIE?  EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE MY FRENTS.

You know, it's not really a big deal, but Wright was their best lefty and has been pretty good for the last three years. I'm a little puzzled by that one.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

LAWESLEY and John Baker.

DAT EPSTINK LET DAT GUY BAKER JUST WALK AWAY FROM DA CUBS.  WHO DEY GONNA GET TO REPLACE HIS VETRAN PRESENTS AND MOXIE?  EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE MY FRENTS.

You know, it's not really a big deal, but Wright was their best lefty and has been pretty good for the last three years. I'm a little puzzled by that one.

Maybe he was banging somebody's wife.

HEY DID YOU HEAR DAVE MARTINEZ MAY BE COMING BACK?

[Oleg]

LAWESLEY and John Baker.

DAT EPSTINK LET DAT GUY BAKER JUST WALK AWAY FROM DA CUBS.  WHO DEY GONNA GET TO REPLACE HIS VETRAN PRESENTS AND MOXIE?  EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE MY FRENTS.

You know, it's not really a big deal, but Wright was their best lefty and has been pretty good for the last three years. I'm a little puzzled by that one.

Especially since they decided to keep Travis around for another year.  Whatever.

[SKO]

LAWESLEY and John Baker.

DAT EPSTINK LET DAT GUY BAKER JUST WALK AWAY FROM DA CUBS.  WHO DEY GONNA GET TO REPLACE HIS VETRAN PRESENTS AND MOXIE?  EPSTINK IS TERRIBLE MY FRENTS.

You know, it's not really a big deal, but Wright was their best lefty and has been pretty good for the last three years. I'm a little puzzled by that one.

Especially since they decided to keep Travis around for another year.  Whatever.

They kept him in case he bounces back because Crane has some boxes of "Cubs Fans have Got Wood" t-shirts gathering dust that he still hopes to move eventually.