Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Quality Start Machine]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

[CBStew]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

[Eli]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

In this case, yes.

[InternetApex]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

In this case, yes.

Sounds like work.

[PenFoe]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

In this case, yes.

Sounds like work.

Never forget. 

[Quality Start Machine]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

[Yeti]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

I hate Epstink

[Eli]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

[Quality Start Machine]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes. 

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team? 

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)

[Quality Start Machine]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)

He never let his personal problems affect him between the LINES.

[ChuckD]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)

He never let his personal problems affect him between the LINES.

He abused drugs.

[InternetApex]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)

He never let his personal problems affect him between the LINES.

He abused drugs.

He voted for Hubert Humphrey and he killed Jesus.

[ChuckD]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)

He never let his personal problems affect him between the LINES.

He abused drugs.

He voted for Hubert Humphrey and he killed Jesus.

He doesn't signal his lane changes.

[PenFoe]

Rock Shoulders (sorry, Fork), Luis Flores and Andrew McKirahan.

Oh, and Tyler Featherston (and his ridiculously hot girlfriend) for a beautiful 5 minutes.  

WE LOST ROCK SHOULDERS???

So the way this works is that the Cubs acquire a player for the purpose of selling him to another team?  

So that he can become a drug addict who has a couple good years before fleecing the Angels, yes.

Seems a little underselling for a player who won an MVP and averaged about 4.5 WAR during a five-year span.

You're right. You could tell he was great from the CRACK of his bat.

He coulda been a HERO IN the 2011 World Series

(Sorry, Eli)

He never let his personal problems affect him between the LINES.

He abused drugs.

He voted for Hubert Humphrey and he killed Jesus.

He doesn't signal his lane changes.

He pays with checks at the grocery store and doesn't start filling any of it out until the cashier finishes ringing him up.  That cashier? Mike Fontenot.