Single Greatest Thread Ever

[morpheus]

MIKE OLT!!!

*Jordan over Ehlo fist pump*

At least remember Olt fondly for gamely batting multiple time with a broken wrist so the Cubs wouldn't be forced to call up Bryant sooner than they wanted.

Should we feel sorry for MY COLT now? 

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

MIKE OLT!!!

*Jordan over Ehlo fist pump*

At least remember Olt fondly for gamely batting multiple time with a broken wrist so the Cubs wouldn't be forced to call up Bryant sooner than they wanted.

Should we feel sorry for MY COLT now? 

Jesus nobody deserves that.

[SKO]

MIKE OLT!!!

*Jordan over Ehlo fist pump*

At least remember Olt fondly for gamely batting multiple time with a broken wrist so the Cubs wouldn't be forced to call up Bryant sooner than they wanted.

Should we feel sorry for MY COLT now? 

Jesus nobody deserves that.

He went 2-4 (with 2 strikeouts, natch) in his Sox debut. Honestly he was a smart pickup for them. They've got a whole month to give him a tryout and he's got more talent than any third baseman in their organization.  A part of me wants him to be serviceable for them so we can mock them for picking up a starter off the Cubs scrap heap.

[Saul Goodman]

MIKE OLT!!!

*Jordan over Ehlo fist pump*

At least remember Olt fondly for gamely batting multiple time with a broken wrist so the Cubs wouldn't be forced to call up Bryant sooner than they wanted.

Should we feel sorry for MY COLT now? 

Jesus nobody deserves that.

He went 2-4 (with 2 strikeouts, natch) in his Sox debut. Honestly he was a smart pickup for them. They've got a whole month to give him a tryout and he's got more talent than any third baseman in their organization.  A part of me wants him to be serviceable for them so we can mock them for picking up a starter off the Cubs scrap heap.

Like Hawk, he knows who the true opponents of the Good Guys are.

[Slaky]

MIKE OLT!!!

*Jordan over Ehlo fist pump*

At least remember Olt fondly for gamely batting multiple time with a broken wrist so the Cubs wouldn't be forced to call up Bryant sooner than they wanted.

Should we feel sorry for MY COLT now? 

Jesus nobody deserves that.

He went 2-4 (with 2 strikeouts, natch) in his Sox debut. Honestly he was a smart pickup for them. They've got a whole month to give him a tryout and he's got more talent than any third baseman in their organization.  A part of me wants him to be serviceable for them so we can mock them for picking up a starter off the Cubs scrap heap.

I owe Mike Olt nothing and now that he's down there I hope he's out of baseball by Tuesday.

[Canadouche]

Since May 29th, the Cubs have a .602 winning percentage.

[Oleg]

MIKE OLT!!!

*Jordan over Ehlo fist pump*

At least remember Olt fondly for gamely batting multiple time with a broken wrist so the Cubs wouldn't be forced to call up Bryant sooner than they wanted.

Should we feel sorry for MY COLT now? 

Jesus nobody deserves that.

He went 2-4 (with 2 strikeouts, natch) in his Sox debut. Honestly he was a smart pickup for them. They've got a whole month to give him a tryout and he's got more talent than any third baseman in their organization.  A part of me wants him to be serviceable for them so we can mock them for picking up a starter off the Cubs scrap heap.

Like Hawk, he knows who the true opponents of the Good Guys are.

The Ligues new hero.

[InternetApex]

MIKE OLT!!!

*Jordan over Ehlo fist pump*

At least remember Olt fondly for gamely batting multiple time with a broken wrist so the Cubs wouldn't be forced to call up Bryant sooner than they wanted.

Should we feel sorry for MY COLT now? 

Jesus nobody deserves that.

He went 2-4 (with 2 strikeouts, natch) in his Sox debut. Honestly he was a smart pickup for them. They've got a whole month to give him a tryout and he's got more talent than any third baseman in their organization.  A part of me wants him to be serviceable for them so we can mock them for picking up a starter off the Cubs scrap heap.

I owe Mike Olt nothing and now that he's down there I hope he's out of baseball by Tuesday.

Fuck and Yes.

[Quality Start Machine]

Kris Versteeg & Joakim Nordstrom.

[Saul Goodman]

Earlier this month Mike Olt became the first and only player to homer for both the Cubs and White Sox in the same season.  There's probably a BP Cup of some sort for that, so good for him.

[Quality Start Machine]

Jared Allen.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Jared Allen.

It's not my money, but paying $11 million for a 6th round pick seems unwise.

[ChuckD]

Jared Allen.

It's not my money, but paying $11 million for a 6th round pick seems unwise.

But that's not what they're doing. They already paid him the $11mm so they're trading whatever the current value of Jared Allen is for a 6th rounder.

[CBStew]

Jared Allen.

It's not my money, but paying $11 million for a 6th round pick seems unwise.

But that's not what they're doing. They already paid him the $11mm so they're trading whatever the current value of Jared Allen is for a 6th rounder.

Would someone please explain what happened to the Bears?

[Saul Goodman]

Jared Allen.

It's not my money, but paying $11 million for a 6th round pick seems unwise.

But that's not what they're doing. They already paid him the $11mm so they're trading whatever the current value of Jared Allen is for a 6th rounder.

Would someone please explain what happened to the Bears?

They drafted really poorly for a really long time. This is what having no talent looks like.