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[PenFoe]

Brendan Ryan

[Saul Goodman]

Brendan Ryan

DECEMBER 23 ROSTER DEADLINE, BITCHES

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Brendan Ryan

Que SKO complaining that we now literally have NOTHING to show for some prime Beef Wellington:

[SKO]

Brendan Ryan

Que SKO complaining that we now literally have NOTHING to show for some prime Beef Wellington:

Well I wasn't going to but now that you pointed it out...

[InternetApex]

Brendan Ryan

Que SKO complaining that we now literally have NOTHING to show for some prime Beef Wellington:

Well I wasn't going to but now that you pointed it out...

Epstink is terrible.

[Eli]

Brendan Ryan

Que SKO complaining that we now literally have NOTHING to show for some prime Beef Wellington:

Well I wasn't going to but now that you pointed it out...

Epstink is terrible.

There's a significant amount of people who believe that David Ross and his fart jokes are more valuable than Castillo's actual talent, so just go with that.

[InternetApex]

Brendan Ryan

Que SKO complaining that we now literally have NOTHING to show for some prime Beef Wellington:

Well I wasn't going to but now that you pointed it out...

Epstink is terrible.

There's a significant amount of people who believe that David Ross and his fart jokes are more valuable than Castillo's actual talent, so just go with that.

It seems like they just missed on Medina. I thought he was good too, shit. He's got a big arm. I don't know what's wrong with him. At the time the trade happened, the bullpen was a huge, glaring question mark and this move seemed like one that could address it eventually. Something didn't happen and maybe it's attitudinal with Medina and not a lack of ability.

Anyway... put that one in the loss column and gnash your teeth at it for awhile before gazing at the other side of the ledger and touching yourself again. It's good.

[Quality Start Machine]

Brendan Ryan

Que SKO complaining that we now literally have NOTHING to show for some prime Beef Wellington:

Well I wasn't going to but now that you pointed it out...

Epstink is terrible.

There's a significant amount of people who believe that David Ross and his fart jokes are more valuable than Castillo's actual talent, so just go with that.

It seems like they just missed on Medina. I thought he was good too, shit. He's got a big arm. I don't know what's wrong with him. At the time the trade happened, the bullpen was a huge, glaring question mark and this move seemed like one that could address it eventually. Something didn't happen and maybe it's attitudinal with Medina and not a lack of ability.

Anyway... put that one in the loss column and gnash your teeth at it for awhile before gazing at the other side of the ledger and touching yourself again. It's good.

I thought Medina had lost a couple yards on his heater. I seem to recall seeing a 2-3 MPH drop in velocity somewhere.

[Canadouche]

Brendan Ryan

Que SKO complaining that we now literally have NOTHING to show for some prime Beef Wellington:

Well I wasn't going to but now that you pointed it out...

Epstink is terrible.

There's a significant amount of people who believe that David Ross and his fart jokes are more valuable than Castillo's actual talent, so just go with that.

It seems like they just missed on Medina. I thought he was good too, shit. He's got a big arm. I don't know what's wrong with him. At the time the trade happened, the bullpen was a huge, glaring question mark and this move seemed like one that could address it eventually. Something didn't happen and maybe it's attitudinal with Medina and not a lack of ability.

Anyway... put that one in the loss column and gnash your teeth at it for awhile before gazing at the other side of the ledger and touching yourself again. It's good.

I thought Medina had lost a couple yards on his heater. I seem to recall seeing a 2-3 MPH drop in velocity somewhere.

It's not true until Tonker watches a video of Medina pitching, while reporting on the velocity of every fastball.

[Quality Start Machine]

Brendan Ryan

Que SKO complaining that we now literally have NOTHING to show for some prime Beef Wellington:

Well I wasn't going to but now that you pointed it out...

Epstink is terrible.

There's a significant amount of people who believe that David Ross and his fart jokes are more valuable than Castillo's actual talent, so just go with that.

It seems like they just missed on Medina. I thought he was good too, shit. He's got a big arm. I don't know what's wrong with him. At the time the trade happened, the bullpen was a huge, glaring question mark and this move seemed like one that could address it eventually. Something didn't happen and maybe it's attitudinal with Medina and not a lack of ability.

Anyway... put that one in the loss column and gnash your teeth at it for awhile before gazing at the other side of the ledger and touching yourself again. It's good.

I thought Medina had lost a couple yards on his heater. I seem to recall seeing a 2-3 MPH drop in velocity somewhere.

It's not true until Tonker watches a video of Medina pitching, while reporting on the velocity of every fastball.

Or, I could google "Cubs Medina Velocity"...

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2015/12/cubs-yoervis-medina-dfa.html

[Tonker]

Brendan Ryan

Que SKO complaining that we now literally have NOTHING to show for some prime Beef Wellington:

Well I wasn't going to but now that you pointed it out...

Epstink is terrible.

There's a significant amount of people who believe that David Ross and his fart jokes are more valuable than Castillo's actual talent, so just go with that.

It seems like they just missed on Medina. I thought he was good too, shit. He's got a big arm. I don't know what's wrong with him. At the time the trade happened, the bullpen was a huge, glaring question mark and this move seemed like one that could address it eventually. Something didn't happen and maybe it's attitudinal with Medina and not a lack of ability.

Anyway... put that one in the loss column and gnash your teeth at it for awhile before gazing at the other side of the ledger and touching yourself again. It's good.

I thought Medina had lost a couple yards on his heater. I seem to recall seeing a 2-3 MPH drop in velocity somewhere.

It's not true until Tonker watches a video of Medina pitching, while reporting on the velocity of every fastball.

Whuh?

[Bort]

Brendan Ryan

Que SKO complaining that we now literally have NOTHING to show for some prime Beef Wellington:

Well I wasn't going to but now that you pointed it out...

Epstink is terrible.

There's a significant amount of people who believe that David Ross and his fart jokes are more valuable than Castillo's actual talent, so just go with that.

It seems like they just missed on Medina. I thought he was good too, shit. He's got a big arm. I don't know what's wrong with him. At the time the trade happened, the bullpen was a huge, glaring question mark and this move seemed like one that could address it eventually. Something didn't happen and maybe it's attitudinal with Medina and not a lack of ability.

Anyway... put that one in the loss column and gnash your teeth at it for awhile before gazing at the other side of the ledger and touching yourself again. It's good.

I thought Medina had lost a couple yards on his heater. I seem to recall seeing a 2-3 MPH drop in velocity somewhere.

It's not true until Tonker watches a video of Medina pitching, while reporting on the velocity of every fastball.

Whuh?

I believe he is referring to Fork trusting his own memory about Bryant's horrible dives over the box score.

[SKO]

Matt Forte

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Matt Forte

Pours a 40 on the curb for the 2nd greatest Bears running back in my lifetime.

[Slaky]

Matt Forte

Pours a 40 on the curb for the 2nd greatest Bears running back in my lifetime.

Everyone saying he's going to end up on Green Bay should be killed.