Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Brownie]

How much outfield depth do the Cubs need?

I suppose if Dex and Heyward and Soler and Matt Szczur all get hurt...

[ChuckD]

How much outfield depth do the Cubs need?

I suppose if Dex and Heyward and Soler and Matt Szczur all get hurt...

Victorino, 35, has a lifetime .275 major league batting average in 10 seasons. Victorino batted .294 in 122 games for the 2013 Boston Red Sox team that won the World Series.

Or 12. But who's counting?

[Chuck to Chuck]

How much outfield depth do the Cubs need?

I suppose if Dex and Heyward and Soler and Matt Szczur all get hurt...

Wait, we're welcoming people in the good-bye thread now?

[Quality Start Machine]

How much outfield depth do the Cubs need?

I suppose if Dex and Heyward and Soler and Matt Szczur all get hurt...

Wait, we're welcoming people in the good-bye thread now?

It's become the Chuck of threads.

[Chuck to Chuck]

How much outfield depth do the Cubs need?

I suppose if Dex and Heyward and Soler and Matt Szczur all get hurt...

Wait, we're welcoming people in the good-bye thread now?

It's become the Chuck of threads.

I should give Teej a break. He's rending his clothes right now and looking for the Mourner's Kaddish.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

https://mobile.twitter.com/sarahlauch/status/702914018348929024

So much to love about this team.

Terms of Fowler deal: $8 million base for 2016, $9 million mutual option for 2017, $5 million buy-out

That's a steal.  I find it hard to believe that Baltimore didn't offer him more than that.

October 2014: Cubs swoop in and "steal" Joe Maddon out from under the Rays.
October 2015: Cubs swoop in and sign Eddy Julio Martinez after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Giants
February 2016: Cubs sign Dexter Fowler after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Orioles.  

Theo's not making a lot of friends these days.  

You forgot J-Hey, dude.

February 2012: Theo trades an injured Chris Carpenter to the Red Sox for himself.

[InternetApex]

https://mobile.twitter.com/sarahlauch/status/702914018348929024

So much to love about this team.

Terms of Fowler deal: $8 million base for 2016, $9 million mutual option for 2017, $5 million buy-out

That's a steal.  I find it hard to believe that Baltimore didn't offer him more than that.

October 2014: Cubs swoop in and "steal" Joe Maddon out from under the Rays.
October 2015: Cubs swoop in and sign Eddy Julio Martinez after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Giants
February 2016: Cubs sign Dexter Fowler after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Orioles.  

Theo's not making a lot of friends these days.  

You forgot J-Hey, dude.

February 2012: Theo trades an injured Chris Carpenter to the Red Sox for himself.

That was his Sistah Souljah moment.

[Quality Start Machine]

https://mobile.twitter.com/sarahlauch/status/702914018348929024

So much to love about this team.

Terms of Fowler deal: $8 million base for 2016, $9 million mutual option for 2017, $5 million buy-out

That's a steal.  I find it hard to believe that Baltimore didn't offer him more than that.

October 2014: Cubs swoop in and "steal" Joe Maddon out from under the Rays.
October 2015: Cubs swoop in and sign Eddy Julio Martinez after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Giants
February 2016: Cubs sign Dexter Fowler after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Orioles.  

Theo's not making a lot of friends these days.  

You forgot J-Hey, dude.

February 2012: Theo trades an injured Chris Carpenter to the Red Sox for himself.

That was his Sistah Souljah moment.

He replaced her in Public Enemy.

[InternetApex]

https://mobile.twitter.com/sarahlauch/status/702914018348929024

So much to love about this team.

Terms of Fowler deal: $8 million base for 2016, $9 million mutual option for 2017, $5 million buy-out

That's a steal.  I find it hard to believe that Baltimore didn't offer him more than that.

October 2014: Cubs swoop in and "steal" Joe Maddon out from under the Rays.
October 2015: Cubs swoop in and sign Eddy Julio Martinez after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Giants
February 2016: Cubs sign Dexter Fowler after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Orioles.  

Theo's not making a lot of friends these days.  

You forgot J-Hey, dude.

February 2012: Theo trades an injured Chris Carpenter to the Red Sox for himself.

That was his Sistah Souljah moment.

He replaced her in Public Enemy.

In this ForkJoke, Tom Ricketts is Chuck D, Flava Flav is their pantsless team mascot, and now it's finally funny.

[Quality Start Machine]

https://mobile.twitter.com/sarahlauch/status/702914018348929024

So much to love about this team.

Terms of Fowler deal: $8 million base for 2016, $9 million mutual option for 2017, $5 million buy-out

That's a steal.  I find it hard to believe that Baltimore didn't offer him more than that.

October 2014: Cubs swoop in and "steal" Joe Maddon out from under the Rays.
October 2015: Cubs swoop in and sign Eddy Julio Martinez after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Giants
February 2016: Cubs sign Dexter Fowler after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Orioles.  

Theo's not making a lot of friends these days.  

You forgot J-Hey, dude.

February 2012: Theo trades an injured Chris Carpenter to the Red Sox for himself.

That was his Sistah Souljah moment.

He replaced her in Public Enemy.

In this ForkJoke, Tom Ricketts is Chuck D, Flava Flav is their pantsless team mascot, and now it's finally funny.

I'm surprised Clark hasn't worn a giant clock around his neck yet.

[InternetApex]

https://mobile.twitter.com/sarahlauch/status/702914018348929024

So much to love about this team.

Terms of Fowler deal: $8 million base for 2016, $9 million mutual option for 2017, $5 million buy-out

That's a steal.  I find it hard to believe that Baltimore didn't offer him more than that.

October 2014: Cubs swoop in and "steal" Joe Maddon out from under the Rays.
October 2015: Cubs swoop in and sign Eddy Julio Martinez after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Giants
February 2016: Cubs sign Dexter Fowler after he had supposedly reached agreement with the Orioles.  

Theo's not making a lot of friends these days.  

You forgot J-Hey, dude.

February 2012: Theo trades an injured Chris Carpenter to the Red Sox for himself.

That was his Sistah Souljah moment.

He replaced her in Public Enemy.

In this ForkJoke, Tom Ricketts is Chuck D, Flava Flav is their pantsless team mascot, and now it's finally funny.

I'm surprised Clark hasn't worn a giant clock around his neck yet.

Or around his...

[SKO]

DPD.  And when President GiffordsTrump hosts the team in the White House Rose Garden, Carlos will be off the hook.

Sensible Moderate'd.

Was wandering the backlogs of this thread when this extremely prescient MorphShop appeared.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

DPD.  And when President GiffordsTrump hosts the team in the White House Rose Garden, Carlos will be off the hook.

Sensible Moderate'd.

Was wandering the backlogs of this thread when this extremely prescient MorphShop appeared.

Not to quibble with a quality turd mine, but, shouldn't this be in the "Fuck It's Silent" thread?

[SKO]

MIKE OLT!!!

*Jordan over Ehlo fist pump*

For Apex's sake I'm going to bump this in honor of Olt being DFA'd by the White Sox, meaning that in the last 8 months he's been cut by both Chicago teams to make room for Austin Jackson.

[Yeti]

MIKE OLT!!!

*Jordan over Ehlo fist pump*

For Apex's sake I'm going to bump this in honor of Olt being DFA'd by the White Sox, meaning that in the last 8 months he's been cut by both Chicago teams to make room for Austin Jackson.

Poor Kala /Pen