Single Greatest Thread Ever

[Quality Start Machine]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

[Oleg]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

I demand accuracy in Mr Met content on the fringe!

[Saul Goodman]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

I demand accuracy in Mr Met content on the fringe!

Death by fake news comes for us all.

[SKO]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

I demand accuracy in Mr Met content on the fringe!

Death by fake news comes for us all.

I'm gonna back Sterling up here and say this IS an abuse of a thread that used to matter, dammit. MODS

[Brownie]

They really should just send Mr. Met down to Tidewater Las Vegas.

[Quality Start Machine]

They really should just send Mr. Met down to Tidewater Las Vegas.

I don't think the Golden Knights have a mascot yet.

[Quality Start Machine]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

I demand accuracy in Mr Met content on the fringe!

The Mr. Met canon is sacrosanct.

[CT III]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

I demand accuracy in Mr Met content on the fringe!

The Mr. Met canon is sacrosanct.

Mr. Met can never die.  Only the actors who portray him.

[Bort]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

I demand accuracy in Mr Met content on the fringe!

The Mr. Met canon is sacrosanct.

Mr. Met can never die.  Only the actors who portray him.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Mr. Met. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Mr. Met. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.

[CBStew]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

I demand accuracy in Mr Met content on the fringe!

The Mr. Met canon is sacrosanct.

Mr. Met can never die.  Only the actors who portray him.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Mr. Met. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Mr. Met. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.

B.S. Mr. Met can't carry Clark's jock.  Oh, wait.  Clark doesn't wear a jock.

[Quality Start Machine]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

I demand accuracy in Mr Met content on the fringe!

The Mr. Met canon is sacrosanct.

Mr. Met can never die.  Only the actors who portray him.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Mr. Met. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Mr. Met. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.

B.S. Mr. Met can't carry Clark's jock.  Oh, wait.  Clark doesn't wear a jock.

Clark the Cub. Appearing Friday nights at the Eagle.

[Brownie]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

I demand accuracy in Mr Met content on the fringe!

The Mr. Met canon is sacrosanct.

Mr. Met can never die.  Only the actors who portray him.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Mr. Met. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Mr. Met. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.

Mr. Met is a messenger of Satan. I hope a dump truck falls from the sky on Mr. Met and the members of the 1969, 1986, and 2015 Mets.

[Quality Start Machine]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

I demand accuracy in Mr Met content on the fringe!

The Mr. Met canon is sacrosanct.

Mr. Met can never die.  Only the actors who portray him.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Mr. Met. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Mr. Met. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.

Mr. Met is a messenger of Satan. I hope a dump truck falls from the sky on Mr. Met and the members of the 1969, 1986, and 2015 Mets.

I always thought talking dogs were messengers of Satan.

Davey and Goliath always fucked with my head.

[pisomojado8]

Zachary M. Rosscup

[CBStew]

Mr. Met.

Meanwhile, we can't even get Clark the Cub to put on a damn pair of pants.

Mr. Met isn't going anywhere. One particular guy who plays Mr. Met got fired. Stretching the concept of this thread a little far. But what do you expect when one's chosen source is the world's number-one authority on all things Mr. Met: the Chicago Tribune.

I guess I forgot that you're a Mr. Met purist.

I demand accuracy in Mr Met content on the fringe!

The Mr. Met canon is sacrosanct.

Mr. Met can never die.  Only the actors who portray him.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Mr. Met. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Mr. Met. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.

Mr. Met is a messenger of Satan. I hope a dump truck falls from the sky on Mr. Met and the members of the 1969, 1986, and 2015 Mets.

I always thought talking dogs were messengers of Satan.

Davey and Goliath always fucked with my head.

Have you watched "Downward Dog"?  It is very good.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3879306/