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Quality Start Machine

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2985 on: November 20, 2017, 02:40:24 PM »
Connor Barth.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2986 on: November 24, 2017, 11:28:20 AM »
Desipio Message Board
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2987 on: December 01, 2017, 02:33:11 PM »

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2988 on: December 01, 2017, 09:48:58 PM »
Hector Rondon.
M'lady.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2989 on: December 01, 2017, 11:19:48 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2990 on: December 02, 2017, 05:12:04 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on December 01, 2017, 02:33:11 PM
Whoever this guy is.

Aw, come on. We all know and love (tries to remember name without looking at link) Mark(?) uh... Carnivale?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2991 on: December 03, 2017, 10:55:15 PM »
Quote from: Bort on December 02, 2017, 05:12:04 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 01, 2017, 02:33:11 PM
Whoever this guy is.

Aw, come on. We all know and love (tries to remember name without looking at link) Mark(?) uh... Carnivale?

Which reminds me of the time when I was watching "Boardwalk Empire" and my mother-in-law sat down next to me just as Bobby Canevale's dong pretty much filled the screen.

Good times.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2992 on: December 05, 2017, 03:30:32 PM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2993 on: December 05, 2017, 05:28:10 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2994 on: December 29, 2017, 06:39:57 PM »
Wade Davis.

Good for him getting that money but it wasn't gonna happen here.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2995 on: March 15, 2018, 02:19:57 PM »
Justin Grimm.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2996 on: March 15, 2018, 04:52:31 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 15, 2018, 02:19:57 PM
Justin Grimm.

All relievers are like this to some degree usually but man was he one of the more inconsistent and frustrating the Cubs have ever had. His ERA by month in 2016:

2.57
4.38
10.38
0.00
0.82
6.14

And even last year he was garbage every month but one, June, when he made 13 appearances and allowed only 1 run. When he could throw strikes he was really good. Just wasn't often enough, obviously.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2997 on: March 15, 2018, 07:23:48 PM »
Quote from: SKO on March 15, 2018, 04:52:31 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 15, 2018, 02:19:57 PM
Justin Grimm.

All relievers are like this to some degree usually but man was he one of the more inconsistent and frustrating the Cubs have ever had. His ERA by month in 2016:

2.57
4.38
10.38
0.00
0.82
6.14

And even last year he was garbage every month but one, June, when he made 13 appearances and allowed only 1 run. When he could throw strikes he was really good. Just wasn't often enough, obviously.

Wondering what this does to longtime FORKSCOUTED Dillon Maples' chances of making the team (yesterday's tub-shitting notwithstanding).
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2998 on: March 15, 2018, 07:57:02 PM »
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on March 15, 2018, 07:23:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 15, 2018, 04:52:31 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 15, 2018, 02:19:57 PM
Justin Grimm.

All relievers are like this to some degree usually but man was he one of the more inconsistent and frustrating the Cubs have ever had. His ERA by month in 2016:

2.57
4.38
10.38
0.00
0.82
6.14

And even last year he was garbage every month but one, June, when he made 13 appearances and allowed only 1 run. When he could throw strikes he was really good. Just wasn't often enough, obviously.

Wondering what this does to longtime FORKSCOUTED Dillon Maples' chances of making the team (yesterday's tub-shitting notwithstanding).

Increases it as there's one more guy out of his way

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #2999 on: March 15, 2018, 09:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on March 15, 2018, 07:57:02 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on March 15, 2018, 07:23:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 15, 2018, 04:52:31 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on March 15, 2018, 02:19:57 PM
Justin Grimm.

All relievers are like this to some degree usually but man was he one of the more inconsistent and frustrating the Cubs have ever had. His ERA by month in 2016:

2.57
4.38
10.38
0.00
0.82
6.14

And even last year he was garbage every month but one, June, when he made 13 appearances and allowed only 1 run. When he could throw strikes he was really good. Just wasn't often enough, obviously.

Wondering what this does to longtime FORKSCOUTED Dillon Maples' chances of making the team (yesterday's tub-shitting notwithstanding).

Increases it as there's one more guy out of his way

I'd bet it doesn't move the needle much. He hasn't set the world on fire in camp and he has options. Butler does not, I'd expect they keep him as the long guy so they can use Montgomery in high leverage
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