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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3075 on: March 26, 2019, 08:56:14 AM »
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3076 on: March 29, 2019, 10:56:16 AM »
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3077 on: April 11, 2019, 04:36:28 PM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3078 on: April 11, 2019, 11:12:09 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3079 on: April 12, 2019, 12:02:26 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 11, 2019, 11:12:09 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 11, 2019, 04:36:28 PM
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3080 on: May 09, 2019, 06:24:06 AM »
Ben Zobrist's marriage (apparently).
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3081 on: May 09, 2019, 10:18:03 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2019, 06:24:06 AM
Ben Zobrist's marriage (apparently).

You got receipts on this?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3082 on: May 09, 2019, 11:25:27 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2019, 10:18:03 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2019, 06:24:06 AM
Ben Zobrist's marriage (apparently).

You got receipts on this?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3083 on: May 09, 2019, 11:40:50 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 09, 2019, 11:25:27 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2019, 10:18:03 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2019, 06:24:06 AM
Ben Zobrist's marriage (apparently).

You got receipts on this?

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Let's see if she starts showing up at Nationals games.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3084 on: May 09, 2019, 12:51:14 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2019, 10:18:03 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2019, 06:24:06 AM
Ben Zobrist's marriage (apparently).

You got receipts on this?

This.

But what does it mean for BENNY! BENNY! BENNY AND THE JETS!
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3085 on: May 09, 2019, 03:17:51 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2019, 10:18:03 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2019, 06:24:06 AM
Ben Zobrist's marriage (apparently).

You got receipts on this?

I'm probably jumping the gun, but there seems to be something going on there. Hope I'm wrong.
M'lady.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3086 on: May 15, 2019, 11:32:47 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2019, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2019, 10:18:03 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2019, 06:24:06 AM
Ben Zobrist's marriage (apparently).

You got receipts on this?

I'm probably jumping the gun, but there seems to be something going on there. Hope I'm wrong.

So, yeah....you're not.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3087 on: May 15, 2019, 03:07:08 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 15, 2019, 11:32:47 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2019, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2019, 10:18:03 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2019, 06:24:06 AM
Ben Zobrist's marriage (apparently).

You got receipts on this?

I'm probably jumping the gun, but there seems to be something going on there. Hope I'm wrong.

So, yeah....you're not.

Someone smarter than me once told me that divorce is always good news, because no happy marriage ends in divorce. Hopefully Zo returns and is able to focus on baseball. The Cubs are better when he's there and has his head in the game.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3088 on: July 16, 2019, 09:39:11 AM »
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #3089 on: August 01, 2019, 10:38:01 AM »
Carl C.J. the Stringbean Slinger Edwards.
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