Single Greatest Thread Ever

[CPT]

Oscar Gamble

taken.

Hey Mr. Referee Mario!  I like your hair!

[Augie-O]

Is it even possible that Nomar slipped through the cracks?

Nosir. I zinged Mia's boy toy in the cervix many hours ago.

I figured as much.  Ill go stand in the corner now.

[InternetApex]

I sooo wanted to play my Bill Buckner card here, but he was actually good for us.

Tell me we didn't get this far without Delino DeShields?  If he got taken, that's two blunders in a row for me, in which case you can count me out.

He was taken.


Callison waited until he was odl and shitty to come to us.  Kind of like Jeromy Burnitz.

Del Desh is in fact a repeat. Nice effort today though Hammy!

(Rubs baseball on mound as Hams departs to a thunderous round of mock applause filling the internet. Hams tips his cap before descending into delirium.)  

I didn't take Desh.  I quoted sd and told him desh was taken. He tried to take desh.  I took Callison.

My bad. Post deleted. I handle my pitching changes about as well as former Donut troll Grady Little.  

[Neifilicious]

Oswaldo Mairena.

That's what we got when we traded off Glenallen Hill, and he sucked.

[SD]

I didn't take Desh.  I quoted sd and told him desh was taken. He tried to take desh.  I took Callison.

I still can't find where Delino was previously taken.  I've exhausted Desipio's search resources.  My only alternative is to dive through 30 pages again.  Scuba gear ready?

Edit -- The search function only gives me the most recent result on a given thread, so Delino very well could be buried pages deep.  I'll go ahead and concede in lieu of scuba diving through 400 posts.  Good show, my fine feathered friend!

[BananaHands]

Andy f'ng Pratt (for Juan Cruz)

[Neifilicious]

Ricky Nolasco.  Fuck him for being good somewhere else.

[InternetApex]

Matt Mieske's stay was short and productive.

[tjbrown]

Marc Pisciotta?

[Neifilicious]

I didn't take Desh.  I quoted sd and told him desh was taken. He tried to take desh.  I took Callison.

I still can't find where Delino was previously taken.  I've exhausted Desipio's search resources.  My only alternative is to dive through 30 pages again.  Scuba gear ready?

I know.  The search function is jacked up.  We've said "DeShields" like 30 times now and the search function only shows it once.  It also only shows the latest quote of Callison, even though his name is around 3 or 4 times now.

[thehawk]

Ricky Nolasco.  f@#$ him for being good somewhere else.

I see your Ricky and raise a Dontrelle

[Bad Kermit]

I sooo wanted to play my Bill Buckner card here, but he was actually good for us.

Tell me we didn't get this far without Delino DeShields?  If he got taken, that's two blunders in a row for me, in which case you can count me out.

SD,

It's 2 blunders, and coincidentally, they're both mine.  Quit living vicariously through me and come give me a shirtless hug.

[InternetApex]

Andy f'ng Pratt (for Juan Cruz)

Taken but worth repeating in both cases. I loved Juanny in a way that I'll never again love another man. Once you've had your heartbroken like that, you are reluctant to feel again. You just kind of go cold inside.

[Neifilicious]

Matt Mieske's stay was short and productive.

So was Jeff Huson's.  That guy was older than Pujols!

[SD]

I didn't take Desh.  I quoted sd and told him desh was taken. He tried to take desh.  I took Callison.

I still can't find where Delino was previously taken.  I've exhausted Desipio's search resources.  My only alternative is to dive through 30 pages again.  Scuba gear ready?

I know.  The search function is jacked up.  We've said "DeShields" like 30 times now and the search function only shows it once.  It also only shows the latest quote of Callison, even though his name is around 3 or 4 times now.

Yeah, my bad.  See my edited post.  I left my A-Game in the trunk.  It's gonna be a long walk back to the clubhouse shower.

Intrepid Reader:  George Costanza

That's it for me!