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InternetApex

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #510 on: June 16, 2006, 04:15:51 PM »
As was Jeremi Gonzalez but, shit... I had a decent run. I get off work in 15 minutes. And I did give you all Steve Trout. And syphilis.

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Slaky311

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #511 on: June 16, 2006, 04:16:31 PM »
Quote from: Silence of the Hams on June 16, 2006, 04:15:38 PM
Kent Bottenfield.

He knew that chicks dug the long ball, so he served up more than his share.

Then left and had an excellent couple season for St. Louis. Fuck him.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #512 on: June 16, 2006, 04:18:42 PM »
Quote from: Slaky311 on June 16, 2006, 04:16:31 PM
Quote from: Silence of the Hams on June 16, 2006, 04:15:38 PM
Kent Bottenfield.

He knew that chicks dug the long ball, so he served up more than his share.

Then left and had an excellent couple season for St. Louis. f@#$ him.

What about that fucker Bob Tewksbury?
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #513 on: June 16, 2006, 04:21:11 PM »
I'm taking a risk here, but I don't recall a Damien Miller getting floated.  And I mean "floated."  Like a turd.
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SD

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #514 on: June 16, 2006, 04:24:38 PM »
Quote from: Bad Kermit on June 16, 2006, 04:08:42 PM
Quote from: SD on June 16, 2006, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on June 16, 2006, 04:01:57 PM
Quote from: SD on June 16, 2006, 03:37:18 PM
I sooo wanted to play my Bill Buckner card here, but he was actually good for us.

Tell me we didn't get this far without Delino DeShields?  If he got taken, that's two blunders in a row for me, in which case you can count me out.

SD,

It's 2 blunders, and coincidentally, they're both mine.  Quit living vicariously through me and come give me a shirtless hug.

I'll quit blundering, but I won't quit living vicariously through you, or the rest of Desipio for that matter.  You effers are stuck, stuck I say!

(seriously, my last intrepid reader-ism for the day)

Intrepid Reader:  The Dude (directed towards SD)

You f@#$ed it up!  You f@#$ed it up!!!

Here you go, by the way, SD.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2918.msg43622#msg43622

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2918.msg43696#msg43696

Great minds, brother.  Great minds.

You're an absolute gem.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #515 on: June 16, 2006, 04:25:54 PM »
Following this thread today has been therapeutic.  Rehashing this list of few-hit wonders, prospects never realized, and just flat out bad players made me realized that the black hole that is the 2006 Chicago Cubs is nothing new.  It's been a release.

By the way, the Cubs just lost 5-3.

Meet the new boss.  Same as the old boss.
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InternetApex

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #516 on: June 16, 2006, 04:26:21 PM »
Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown was the balls.
Roosevelt was named after a president and had the game winning RBI vs. the Reds on September 10th, 2001.
I'm off work now.

Flash Gordon.

Go Tigers.
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Bad Kermit

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #517 on: June 16, 2006, 04:28:58 PM »
Quote from: williams on June 16, 2006, 04:25:54 PM
Following this thread today has been therapeutic.  Rehashing this list of few-hit wonders, prospects never realized, and just flat out bad players made me realized that the black hole that is the 2006 Chicago Cubs is nothing new.  It's been a release.

By the way, the Cubs just lost 5-3.

Meet the new boss.  Same as the old boss.

Intrepid Reader: Old Lady from Titanic

Desipio saved me, in every way that a person can be saved.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #518 on: June 16, 2006, 04:35:52 PM »
Quote from: Bad Kermit on June 16, 2006, 04:28:58 PM
Quote from: williams on June 16, 2006, 04:25:54 PM
Following this thread today has been therapeutic.  Rehashing this list of few-hit wonders, prospects never realized, and just flat out bad players made me realized that the black hole that is the 2006 Chicago Cubs is nothing new.  It's been a release.

By the way, the Cubs just lost 5-3.

Meet the new boss.  Same as the old boss.

Intrepid Reader: Old Lady from Titanic

Desipio saved me, in every way that a person can be saved.

I still can't believe you threw the diamond into the water, you selfish bitch.
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Neifilicious

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #519 on: June 16, 2006, 05:00:51 PM »
Quote from: CPT on June 16, 2006, 04:35:52 PM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on June 16, 2006, 04:28:58 PM
Quote from: williams on June 16, 2006, 04:25:54 PM
Following this thread today has been therapeutic.  Rehashing this list of few-hit wonders, prospects never realized, and just flat out bad players made me realized that the black hole that is the 2006 Chicago Cubs is nothing new.  It's been a release.

By the way, the Cubs just lost 5-3.

Meet the new boss.  Same as the old boss.

Intrepid Reader: Old Lady from Titanic

Desipio saved me, in every way that a person can be saved.

I still can't believe you threw the diamond into the water, you selfish bitch.

Mel Rojas would have aired out his pimpin' hand on that bitch.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #520 on: June 16, 2006, 05:15:50 PM »
Quote from: Silence of the Hams on June 16, 2006, 04:15:38 PM
Kent Bottenfield.

Kenny Brockelstein was taking earlier, Ham Man.

Ray Burris also threw a complete game shutout in the '81 NLCS for Montreal  He also started the fateful Game 5 of that series, a game he left tied, and resulted in Steve Rogers making only the third relief appearance of his career and serving up the series-winning home run to another former Cub--Rick Monday.

Has anybody mentioned Don Wengert yet?
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #521 on: June 16, 2006, 05:18:57 PM »
Quote from: Silence of the Hams on June 16, 2006, 04:15:38 PM
Kent Bottenfield.

He knew that chicks dug the long ball, so he served up more than his share.

And now Glendon Fat Ass Rusch has taken on this tradition started by good ole Kent.
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SD

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #522 on: June 16, 2006, 05:22:12 PM »
Glendon Rusch
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #523 on: June 16, 2006, 05:32:28 PM »
Quote from: Huey on June 16, 2006, 05:15:50 PM
Has anybody mentioned Don Wengert yet?

No, and I don't believe anyone has mentioned the guy the Padres got for him: Ben Van Ryn
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #524 on: June 16, 2006, 06:12:36 PM »
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Except for the fact in the Ted Lilly one that you can see the baseball in his hand behind the knife. I don't know about the first one but I'm be very, very surprised if the second picture is an actual ad.
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